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Show JANUARY, Page Thirteen ve 1921 Just stop and think about it. Have you ever known or seen A mean man who succeeded, just because he was so mean? When you find a grouch with honors and with money in his pouch, You can bet he didn’t win them just because he was a grouch. Oh, you'll not be any poorer if you'll smile along your way, And your lot will not be harder for the kindly things you say. Don’t imagine you are wasting time for others that you spend; You can rise to wealth and glory and still pause to be a friend. Edgar A. Guest. Yet Strikes Unstruck. It is rumored the Dark Cloud Union of Negro Waiters may strike in protest against hotels which serve only enough watermelon to oo around to the guests. Se . io The small but staunch band of Perennial Wearers of Brown and | They assert the government Grey Derbies may hang up their hats. is about to charge them an amusement tax. Ree & Another railroad strike may be inaugurated when the lower berth They decline to travel any longer in Pullman passengers climb out. cars wherein the berths above them are invariably sold to old ladies and women with children who must have “lowers” given up to them. ik eS Actors are There is in prospect a second strike in the theatres. complaining bitterly of the bedroom scene so prevalent on the modern When they get stage. won’t let them sleep. home the actors Say, their stage presence eet Owners of private stock declare they will not join the “Auld They insist they Lang Syne” clubs being formed in their honor. will not lend a hand to the enterprise—or even raise three fingers.— —Life. eR ae The present price of labor is capital punishment.—Life.. In the parlor there were three— She, the parlor lamp, and he, Two is company, no doubt, So the little lamp went out? Ex. |