Show THE AVAR to the “Keepa-pitebinin- ” Special Dispatches from our own CorresponThe following very pathetic and affecAs this is the only comic paper printed dent tionate dirge from one of our countless west of the Mississipp- i- circulating as it " Berlin Oct 15 does extensively in almost every settleexchanges is a pattern of feeling “Died in Ypsilanti on the morning ment in the Territory and to some - extent I have been captivated by the Prusof the 9th of August 1870 Jerry aged 11 in the other States and Territories and sians also the $150000 yeu sent me Please send $100000 to my family The months 2 weeks 3 days and 4 hours in- even in Europe and Asia —being read by seat of war is so much damaged that the fant son of J oseph and Syrena Howells Rustle many thousands its value as an adver- war has to stand Grim death has taken little Jerry The son of Howells— and tising medium can be appreciated A REQUEIIYIX : Joseph Syrena Seven days he wrestled with the dysentery And then he perished in his little bowels FORCE OF OUR PAPER 1 -- To give our readers an idea of the power of this paper we will cite an instance or two When the 11th Number was preparing for press one of the compositors inadvertantly got several of the best jokes and cuts crowded into one side of the form we rushed up stairs immediately but were too late the large cast iron chase was torn asunder and the jokes scattered all around the Office Again when the ordinary press showed symptons of giving way we had a very large heavy double cylinder Hoe Press from the East employed which was broken before it had We have printed 500 copies of No 15 had this Press repaired and a new Press Room erected and hope with care to succeed in printing the hext number without further accident It is a source of consolation to us to know that hitherto no lives have been lost in this great enterprise ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SQUELCH THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS! XOT FULSOME PRAISE Folsom Romney & Co deserve credit for the superiority of the finish on the to violence Bool lino Threats of personal wood cuts in this number Owing to the We learn from a reliable source that a largely increasing circulation of our paper large portion of the batchelor citizens of we have been compelled to engage the Logan Cache Co are going about “like planing mills of this establishment to a raving lion seeking whom they may reduce our wood cuts to the proper thickdevour” — somebody They state pub ness We had the third load of timber licly that they do not like the course pur- for this purpose put through on Monday sued by this paper in regard to bachelors It is said that “the mills of the gods and if our remarks on that subject are not grind slowly” This may be so but the more in accordance with their interests we mills of Folsom & Romney don’t must “look out” We “had better go — — slow mighty slow on this question” ANOTHER MURDER! “they will not be responsible for conseTO? ARE WE COMING WHAT quences” “cold lead” etc etc Now we entertain the highest regard for the We are credibly informed that another citizens of Cache generally and of Logan innocent victim was murdered at the in particular and we would not hurt any corner of 1st East and 1st South Streets one’s feelings there for the world But in the presence of a large concourse of our it is high time that the people of Logan citizens who may be considered particeps and all the world should understand that criminis as no one interfered to save him these threats of assassination pass us by The time was just before midnight and as the idle wind We can neither be inthe victim was “The Moor of Sicily” d into any timidated nor course inconsistent with the high tone for LEGAL QUESTIONS which this journal is distinguished We s shall pitch into batchelors benedicts Are you married and if so how much? et aZ whenever they cross When were you married? How do you our track So “look out for tho engine like it? Were your parents or any other when the bell rings” member of your family ever married and if so who did they marry? Why did PROCLAMATION they marry? Where did they marry? When did they marry? Who married Know ye that I Uno Hoo Resident them ? Do you believe in marriage ? Do of the United States of America and you read Watts on the mind? What principle editor of Utah Territory and the bitters do you take? And how many? United States and all the world do now : — at the present time instantly ordain deTOWN IN clare make known and publish that whereas some party or parties have Commodore Ashbury of the Cambria feloniously maliciously and thievishly is in town We understand Asmussen is stolen appropriated and engaged on several silver cups but the sequestered confiscated unlawfully illegally and by Commodore don’t catch us on any silver brute force $150000 belonging to us cup arrangement If he wants to run a which said King of Prussia is another square race for a cup from the I and we’re not afraid to tell him so Pottery or a load of Farmington carrots let him sail in UNO HOO (Signed) black-maile- PARIS NOT TAKEN ' We were in Paris not a week ago when General Rich assured us that not more than two or three Prussians had as yet effected an entrance The inhabitants feel confident of ultimate victory over all their enemies - Seeker after Truth— We would say to this correspondent that we do not remember all the clauses of the New Move Platform but the following paragraphs stand out conspicuously in the “Manifesto” that contains the Platform which the Tribune nails to the mast head: ' “The ordinances and principles of the Gospel will remain intact as at present” “The first and last lesson will be that neither head nor foot can say to the other ‘I have no need of thee ” “ All creeds will be respected in Zion as fulfilling a great and useful mission in (Witness) UBET YERLIFE an offal Reeling hand” Why did Louis Napoleon wish to idenWe learn that when the agent' of the “Another point in the Movement will tify himself with the Marseillaise? In be to place the praotice of plural marriage order to be considered as the National Associated Press visited the sanctum of on the highest grounds” him) of course the Herald the Editors felt Offley God’s - |