Show r G HER IDEA OF HONOR mrs airs percy V pennypacker the new president of the general federation df 0 t comans womans cluba said in san francisco of tho the now new woman my type of new asman woman has a high sense of honor a manly sense of honor she iset katat like a certain old fash foiled type of woman who does dishonorable things without the least notion of their being so A woman of this type was playing bridge her partner passed the make to her and she made it eo monds mends but her hand on being p put ut down was faund to contain only two diamonds both very low cards what on earth induced you to go 90 diamonds on n such a hand as that her partner asked its your fault she answered petulantly ul antly why did you twiddle your diamond ring her purpose lady I 1 ventured to call on you tor for your opinion professor do you think it would do my son good to study the piano famous pianist does he show any taste for it lady nott not the least but hla his hair has been falling out so BO much lately and everything ellowe else we have tried has done no good at all punch all alike they tell me that your small boys says some unusually clever things yes yes did you hear his latest 11 sure why you liever hever met him true but ive met a lot of doting fathers athers who ln invariably tell the same old silly tales high FInar carley charley dear said young mrs afro tr did dousay those blue chips were worth a dollar apiece yes well here is a whole boxful that I 1 got for ninety eight cents with some other colors thrown in at the market what did he want tor for that stuff thirty shillings gs what did you bid him good morning mornin g alan manchester c h ester guardian d in 1 WHERE my 0 71 jinks I 1 see a judge says that a woman may bring an action for slander it if being 35 or over she Is called an old mald maid blinks yes but where Is the old maid who will admit that ashes 35 or over knew knew the symptoms tits his cooed coded gloving a loving note in most bewitching rig way ile he drew his checkbook check book from his coat and said eald how flow much today professional secret landlady you believe in mustard plasters doctor al D rather I 1 always order them for tile the patients who call me out in the ilie middle of the night when theres nothing the matter with em scalpel down the red lane it dreadful the way meat Is going up yes and it la Is going up so rapidly because the dealers calculate that it Is bound to go down serious mrs gramercy tho the cost of living is B becoming intolerable mrs park you may well say so I 1 sah ati no longer save enough out ot of my household expense mone money y to pay my bridge debts puck A biased opinion what do you con consider an unreasonable res restraint fraint of trade any restraint replied the co corporation attorney that gt give e your tre particular icolar una ilie of business the bertot best ot the barz bargain aln k other vocations how many graduated from yell vard this juno june five hundred and ten ien 1 all 11 going into probes professional dional baseball I 1 spose not at all retorted the dean peevishly that sort of 0 talk Is bacom ing offensive i we ve have two men who expect to b ba e doctors and 0 one he man who la Is going into his bla fa fathers thero hardware store 1 to make mak them sr smart art landlady you i believe in mustard i plasters do doctor ato r p i at D Ra rather therl I 1 I 1 litway fl order them for patients wh 0 call ab out in the middle of the night 9 nothing the matter nii the scalpel WELL WRAP WRAPPED PED Y aft fis f is f C dickson I 1 understand that you filled your incubator full of cold storage eggs hatch anything I 1 should say sol bo all the chickens came out with fur instead of feathers and wore oar ear muffs four line philosophy however fair tills this be for F or bilm it will be fairer yet who strives the brighter side to see and seldom does what hell regret anything may happen what are at 1 I see here a lepor orJI rep waa a lull well 1 how do such impossible reports get abroad I 1 do not bo be too incredulous strange things happen seems seema to zie ne that I 1 have heard a report that thal a boston child was once born with eye eyeglasses gasses voluble il 1 I suppose yo your ur wife had something to td say to you about staying out late last night not noi a thing oe gee e youre a lucky man my aly wife talked for an hour so did mine slie need to have anything to say in order to talk A sensitive nature mr ir bristles says you are not a polite and considerate man 1 I know it replied the patient person Iu during ring a rainstorm ife no telephoned to ask me to lend him my hn brella and overshoes and now he feels slighted because I 1 bring them over to his house I 1 A valuable volunteer 1 I think I 1 shall joir join this fl fly swatting crusade said algy wombat to his valet 1 very good sir J so tile the next time you see sae a fly I 1 wish you would call my d attention eatlo n to it and I 1 shall swat it sound advice billboards do you stick up these thele unsightly 1 I w want ant people to know that hat I 1 sell reliable goods J tell em in fit the newspapers ers you can c an get more bu business bubines sines and you wont mess the scenery all up often happens happen 8 our cat appears to be q qi le fand of you said the rich lady c condescendingly nde to the quiet lady next yes I 1 fed it all through uly while you were away up to him he it if I 1 should kiss als ou what would happen she I 1 should call father he then I 1 wont do 0 it she but fathers in hui eui ope plu cotto Al magazine agazine I 1 an insinuation J just B common dried old alq fashioned gourd makes one oi of the bee bait life pro servers there la is then all you need to do you fall into the water wit bof is to keep ke op 3 ur head wt it |