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Show DOCTOR NOTUPTO STANDARD Going Out to Dinner ADVISED OPERATION FARMS OF THE UNITED 8TATE3 ARE NOT PRODUCING HALF WHAT THEY SHOULD. "I went out to dinner the other night," remlnlacently said the man who had just succeeded in lighting his cigar with the third match. "In fact, Such is Statement Made by Secretary I went out to dinner in such a of Agriculture Wilson in Address enthuslastio way that I haven't to Farmers, Who He'Says Have recovered yet! Not Put Up Prices. "You see, the Walwortha, who live at a hlg family hotel. Invited us out on a Thursday night for dinner and the dance following. The dances alSt. Ixniis. That the farms of the affairs and my wife United States are not ways are dress-uproducing half reminded me In the morning that I they should because of a lack must get home early from the office what Df practical education among farmers in order to surround myself with my was the statement made evening clothes. I nearly broke my of Agriculture Wilson, inbyanSecretary address neck to do so. My collar button rolled Tuesday night at the Farmers Union. away only twice and I managed to find "I believe the solution of the cost of the hooks on the back of my wife's living problem lies in good hands," gown she had a brand new party dress so we arrived only half an said Mr. Wi'son. "The farmers are awake, and no country is in danger hour late. when that Is the case. I have inves"We went right upstairs to the and tapped on the door. tigated charges that the farmers have There was no answer. Then I knocked combined to put up prices and rob the community and have found they are Laid. Nothing happened. states of '"Well. I think that's queer,' said not true. Of the fourteen wife. She was anxious to get the Mississippi valley not one is proin some powder on her nose and was Ir- ducing half the crops it should, beritable. She said she'd wait there cause the farmers have not been while I v.ent down to the tab' to In- taught scientific farming. We can and will, ultimately, double every crop we quire about out host "The clerk said the Walworths were are growing, and at the same time In nt dinner. I made him repeat tho care for a population of 200,000. When s'atemtnt. which he did. distinctly and we've done that the agriculturists ot calmly. He seemed utterly unmoved that day will show how to double the by the situation. When I got my crops again. The farmer must be edunibreath and told him to have my name ucated. We need a country-widsent In he seemed dubious. He said versity. If I had nothing else to do Mr. Walworth didn't like to be dis- I should become a lobbyist In my state , of Iowa to demand that agriculture turbed when be was In the be taught In every one of the thirty but If I Insisted " "1 told him in a carefully repressed or more colleges there. If we teach the young farmers, the old farmers tore that I did Insist will soon take Interest. We must keep came He Walworth out "Presently came with an air of Irritated surprise, our young farmers on the farm. Imulihh was bard to beat. Moreover, he migrants who have lived on farms had on his business suit. He greeted should be placed on farms when they me with politeness and then remarked come to this country." that he and Mrs. Walworth were withwhole-Boule- Cured by Vegetable Compound LydiaE-Pinkham- 's Galena, Kans. "A year a&o last March I foil, and a fow days after there ras soreness la my right side. In a short time a bunch came and It bothered me so much at night I could iT K ': i jtV-&t- not 8loeP- - Kept growing larger and Jr fall It was as I could not go to without a hot bod water bottle applied to that side. 1 had one of the best doctors in Kansas and he told my husband mat i woum nave to be operated on as it was something like a tumor caused by a rupture. I wrote to you for advice and you told me not to get discouraged but to take Lydla E. rinkham's Vegetable Compound, I did take it and soon the lump in my 6ide broke and passed away." Mrs. It. R. IIukt, 713 Mineral Ave., Galena, Kans. Lydla E. rinkham's Vegetable made from roots and herbs, has proved to be the most successful remedy for curlnfr the worst forms of female ills, including displacements, inflammation, fibroid tumors, irregu, larities, periodic pains, backache, bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indlges-tioand nervous prostration. It costs but a trifle to try it, and the result has been worth millions to many Com-poun- d, n, Buffering women. If yon want spoofal advice write forittoMrs.l'lriklmm.Lyiin.Mass, It is free unci always lielpf uU The Army of Constipation la Crowing Smaller Every Day. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS an fapooaiblo they only gi reiirJ they permanently care tiaa. Mil. V-boo oe them lor teti tu, m. Ool -- t T jr I Srt a. jiIVER H I a K Flits. I laalf ntiea, Skk Headacaa, Sallaw Skia, MO. SMALL DOSE. SMALL GENUINE Bitot bear signature) SMALL "RICE Was Taking No Chance. Once upon a lime a fond mother disapproved of her daughter marrying. This mas the more awkward because the young; lady had picked the young Alro be had wealth. And iii.iti out. the mother, who aa widowed, had not the wherewithal to furnish her daughter with the variety of frocks and thing which her youthful heart craved, "I might not object to the man so much," said the mother one evening, "If you would only let me ee him. Dut here Is a man whom I have never set eye on, and yet one whom you Insist on taking for a husband. I don't nndemtand aueh se- crecy!" The daughter replied: "If I ever Introduced him you'd Insist on marrying him yourself." Only Nina Left. Ijee Wymaa la an earnest advocate of Mimi plan under which the say tags of children shall be presenred for future generations to read. "The other day, for Instance," ssys Wymnn, "my little boy mas called be fore the tribunal over which his fond mother pretildoa. " "You're broken one of the precious ten commandmrnt.' the said. "'Did IT asked our boy carrlemly like. "'Yes, my boy. I've eall to you over and over the ten command mrnta,' said Mrs. Wymnn, 'and now you've , broken one of them.' "'I-ardear, my boy said, 'there's only nine left now. "And Mrs. Wyman l"t It go at that" Comfort and New Strength Await the discovers fron ofwho coffee? can that a long train be thrown off ly using ails POSTUM in place of Coffee The comfort and strength come from a rebuilding of new nerva cell, liy the food elements in the p Wal-worth- s' e dining-room- in 15 minutes of finishing dinner, and would I lake the evening paper and amuse myself until "I think my face must have halted him there, for he trailed off into nothing, and Anally blurted out, 'Say. what the dickens do you want anyhow?' "I blew up then. 'Want!' I roared, letting my overcoat fall back so he mlpht see my expanse of shirt front. 'What the deuce do you suppose I want? Do you think I traveled away down here Just for the pleasure of gazing upon your countenance? 1 want dinner, you unmitigated chump! Didn't you ask me down? And upstairs In the hall, outside your door. Is my wife, patiently waiting, unless she has died from hunger since I left her there!" "Well, Walworth twined himself "You over the desk and roared. thought It waa Thursday night didn't you?' he Inquired, soothingly. 'Well. It happens to be Wednesday night' "And so It waa. My wife and I never will know how we chanced to skip a day. When we had collected my wife and Walworth'a we held a council of war. Jennie absolutely refused to enter the hotel dining-rooin an evening gown and pearls when everyone else was peacefully dining In costume. Then I rose to the occasion. " The Joke.' said I. 'Is on me. Com on well all go out to the country club and have dinner!' "Then Mrs. Walworth got Into the game. 'What!' ahe cried, 'and I In a shirtwaist and tailor suit and Jessie In all thore things!' "WelL finally the girls compromised. We wont up to the Walwortha rooms and. while Jessie toned down her gor gcouaness Mrs. Walworth began sticking things on. Jessie took off her Jeweled bandeau and donned Mrs. Walworth's turban and promiM-- to keep on her mrap. which was only mildly hilarious. Mrs. Walworth wore her new spring bat a bunch of violets and fotne extra chains and pins to help out her plain tailor suit, and Wat arorth Just had to grin and bear bit business clothes. "We couldn't get a train, so Walworth phoned for a taxi and when It came It was In charge of a pirate, mho confided that he was only a repair man snd, while our lives were safe In his hands, he didn't know a thing sbout the way to get to the club So Walworth had to alt out In front with the driver. "When we got there we met every living soul we knew and each one took a separate stare at our Incongruously garbed party. "Coming home the locomotive broke down and we had to walk across a stnbMe field to a street car. "After all that Walworth and bis wife had tlie nerve to ask sweetly If we weren't going to go through ail that dre's sgocy again and come to the danre the next night! I'm afraid the Walwortha have no sense of huofT-nlg- d mor!" "There's a Reason for A Brand New One. POSTUM pt n? ni-e'- y HASKELL CURED. fcdTs "Why Sarsaparilla n 'A 19-19- T''l Ii i Always Bought Bears tho 0 CL, Signature uf 1 Promotes agreement reached here late Tuesday by the Joint conference of miners and operators. Under the agreement, only those mines where the northern. out side day wage was being pa'd prior to April, 1310, will resume operations. The mines that will not come under the agreement lie south of the Da timore A Ohio, employing 3,003 men. A settlement of these mines will be t&keti up soon. The temporary agreement made gives the miners a 6.55 per cent advance. Shot Editor, Then Suic'ded. Walden, Colo. J. M. Davis, former marshal of Walden, shot and seriously wounded Alfred J. Law, the owner of the daily pnpor here, and thrn killed hlmrelf on Tuesday. The trouble arose over an article printed by I aw concerning the municipal water plant, where Davis had been working. The men met In the court house, and after a few hot words Davis drew a revolver and sint I .aw through the lungs. He then put the revolver to his own head and fl;ed. Drute Commits Murder and Suicides. St Ixiufs. While ten policemen snrroumled his house In an eCort to arrest him. John Urlscoe shot and ki led his wife and himself on TuesMrs, r.rlFcoe had summoned day. the police to protect her from her husband, who was beating her. Three policemen answered the call, but Hr -- sl Digcsfion,Cneerful-nessandRc- Not Nauc otic tfOM OrSLlCUMCtC Xrctpt SJ" c- - r - . Amu 1 v Apcrfecl Ucmcdy forConslipa-lio. Fnrrieh, darling? frj rr.tieh for that I love yo Uso FnrI llvRr V Ul sh-nc- ss f J W Signature of Facsimile Say, Chlmmle, I want The Umpire er resign. Tut Centaur AWFUL BURNING Thirty Years Company. NEW YORK. ITCH CURED IN A DAY "In the middle of the night of March 30th I woke up with a burning Itch In my two bands and I felt as if I could pull them apart In the morning the itching bad gone to my chest and during that day it spread all over my body. I was red and raw from the top of my head to the soles of my feet and I was in continual agony from the itching. I could neither lie down nor sit up. I happened to see about Cutl-cur- a Remedies and I thought I would give them a trial. I took a good bath with the Cutlcura Soap and used the Cutlcura Ointment I put it on from my bead down to my feet and then went to bed. On the first of April I felt like a new man. The Itching wss almost gone. I continued with the Cutlcura Soap and Cultcura Ointment and during that day tbe Itching completely left me. Frank Orldley, 325 East 4,1rd Street New York City, Apr. 27, 1909." Cutlcura Remedies are sold throughout tbe world; Potter Drug Cbem. Corp., Sole Props, Boston, Mass. OjOiiarnntfed under IIh Foodf4 Exact Copy of Wrmppe. a trt.n ntiH llt lr dfmMl. J wfTH- p'rf'-I m - wvl Mrmx (if U fmir."! IS t to tnfliinH old-fashion- cock-stov- ... - , r - - S. mn4 M m ,b 1 but M W T'- -i J rirvf hr SmtOrr. tv i n Ir l,l tw'ii Vt lift,) t hr tAUjTh ( H'l''rw1 pt f,ir ir M At mtrtw. r. mm f rwni fro. co, iMi4ft v i. ) hr twmnn. - ciit.M, 1 xKt II nt I m,, if iM fnnmtfmUtm. S-- 1 l a M f irnnrT : Pm mrro l V VmitKXun- .- H Continental Oil Company (Imw l4) law 1 aSSSUJI Honored by Women where there re women who bear witne to the imH(f. r of Dr. wrrkin, 1 Tierce's avorite f'rrcriiition wl kh aare tha $fferln( frntn pain, aod iiarces(iilly Krapples with woman's weak' enj XaiVra f..$. V. fcs.fi "tit mrt tfn t "i(f 4 wtm etironla time 1 tied to take aralrt rrtry M htmn tfnre I Yv an ar1"a tm rnf tnwrl. 1 fH tnrtat I ara a !! llrpi! Wfrvnt I mft tnan. lyr-n- f the i?t I ant. .14 fniry Wh in?--l '' Tark. m. 1 am fr trvm all that Trvm tan e Iti fcehaTf n ttti. aiiBtng hnmait. B. F. ffhet, Raanafce, lit. lr)Ti-t- iSe miiplwrd VVio when I.w,t It. V. Tierce, freident, fWwrf fyf'rfi Imfoca mil4 mmtmrml nf i C.r.t., rv.. jattisass ii J- a IT .UKC5 WEAK WO.ICN STRONQ IT HAKES SIZll WOMEN WELL. No woman' arpeal wan eref tnM'mrl ed tt bef noim fii-f- w OoiisfipaSion rm m l durinelhi, frnt1irm a warm curin-fKwe- '""alS rests, towel rack, and "Very urMo-da- t fcaiirs imaginable. You want it, be causa it 4 cook any dinner and not beat ths room. No heat, no smell, no smcke.r.o coal to bring in, no ashes t? carry out. It docs away with tbs dni-'rrtf coolinp, and maltes it m pleasure. Women with tbe light touch for pattry cspecialty arpreciat it, CU5 they can immediately bare m qiiitk fire, simply y tumini? a handle. No pTrparation. It not only is leas trouMs V.ian coal, but it conts Irym. Ab9clute?y no inull, no amok 2 Sod it doesn't beat tbs kitchen. The nickel finish, with tbe turtraoiae blue of the enameled chimneys, makes the fcrre ornamental and atuactirs. Mil; mi'.h 1, 2 and 3 burners the t sn 1 stores can bs bad with or without Cabinet. hn'.f-ho- T fniftm'MM m- ol- m. mwlilil lfcIM TmIw. MM Nn- fvwirM) or rut,ibi to fnOre f ftof. if, tnfmnki. rn tt. "1 ll rwiMI t1l-!"f,irTr; ftm fvw ' "T. .IjkII k. rru w. rrn"liri l'' mlvj irr. 1 rlr e. b. lrifln fc4 whrt i nit of n ed the latest practical, scientific It win cock the most elaborate dinner without heating the kitchen. BoD3, bakes, or roasts better than any ran;c. Ready In a second. Extinguished in a second. Fitted with Cabinet Top, with coUapsifcl la wrtArMnn I j h.rrro U lafcn mit In mt 1 hf-tov am, No smell, no smoke, contrivances. Tho as cool snd white as a dairy. do heat, no dust. No Deafness Cannot He Cured ,4 tit Mr. m Mamw MwaHi mw . fa You Can Have a Model Mchen The Last Word. Determined to have tbe last word, the woman hunted through the dictionary and soon emerg"d triumphant with a list of 3.000 framed from "Constantinople," and received therefor one year's subscription to tbe Joyful Home's big prize contest Judge. lssps Tuesday to IJeijtrnant H'e'np.li A. ')wen of the Hval Krg r.errs cf: ps o be British army, stationel In Ja nalea. Only rrernlers of the fami'y The Hev finessed the ceremony. tarry Ilimtlutt n of Crete, an li 'rlend of the fami'y, who fre'a'ei! st summer at the tna'riaee of W. J ryan. Jr., performed the ceremony Trs. Owens first marriaze octu.rec hen she was H. n Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca. Worms .Convulsions .Fevcri and LOSS OF SLEEP. 5; rcg-'men- n Ad ! Hull htaf f It refused to surrender, reinforceA flrl bluphes the Erst time a young ments were summoned and a march on the house was started. Then Hris man kisses her berause It embarrasses her to think that he h.lgbt not coe fired the fatal shots. have done It A Typical Finch Duel. Paris. Count Ismael Do tssenn, son of Count Ferdinand D and an officer of a cavalry VvTirn a woman peV of her fought a duel on Tuesday with Count f!erin aha ailrnt secret . Just De Poligny In the Pare des tnnti yon. Millifma have be Six shots were exchanged, but Stowed thi mark of eon ft. neither was hit The two antagonists denoe on Dr. K. V. Tterce, of libCfln, N. Y. left the field without a reeneiliat Inn, Iery. Ruth Bryan Married Again. Lincoln, Neb. In a wedding devo'd f any publicity, Mrs. Ruth Bryan-'eavit- t eldest danehter of XIr. and Mrs. Wil!:am J. Ilryan. was marrie'l W aW Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral ilKJii'll Coal Miners Return to Worlc Telle Haute, Ind. Eleven thousand Ind'ana bituminous coal mlne:s have returned to work, thereby ending a strike which has been on In the Indiana coal fle'ds for thirty-thredays. This Is the result of the texpora y li Kind You Have TRIAL CONTINUED. Governor of Oklahoma Granted Fur. ther Time to Complete Defense. Tusla. Okla. The trial of Charles X. Haskell, governor of Oklahoma, and five other men In the Muskogee towa lot cases was continued Tuesday afternoon until the next term of the federal court. Governor Haske'l asked for a postponement on the alleged ground that he had been denied a ces3 to the documents In the possession of the department of the interior at Washington. These documents, he asserted, related to the distribution la 1901 of 400 town lots at Muskogee, Okla., which were disposed of by the government in behalf of the Creek Indians. He declared the nse of the documents was necessary to prove his defense. "" V mssm Ms i lISISM Prln-ees- City Kditor Here's a m ghty good about a young fellow who runs story roasted wheat used in making away with a chorus g'rl. Fostum. Night Editor What's that A good Why, It's been done to death And the relief from coffee aill tory7 Editor This one hasn't It's City come from the ahtertee? of tafftint n absolute novelty. The young fel tow Is neither a millionaire nor a -- the natural in coffee. drug Pittsburgh! Ten days trial will show any Realized the Danger. one Hp 0r that we are married. 4o you love n;e enough to cook foi . At or About This Time. do they call them ocean No Kidney Trouble In Three Years. liners?" she asked. "They're getting new terms every Mrs. Catharine Kautz, 323 Center day," he said, without looking up from St., Flndlay, O., says: "Four years ago the sporting page. "I never heard It I became afflicted before, but an ocean liner Is probably with kidney trouble, a hot one that isn't In fielded well and Leads all other medicines in and rapidly ran rolls Into a puddle or something." She made no answer, but when he the cure of all spring ailments, down in health, I suffered from back- had gone to business she phoned the humors, loss of appetite, that ache and other kid- doctor about him. tired feeling, paleness and ney disorders and A Dye That Will Color any Fabric. waa and Take it. languid Mrs, Adam Herbeson writes. "I have nervousness. I doctored used weak. It today. In uhuhI liquid form or and find It superior to any Dyota Ot and used different other package dye 1 have ever tried, tablet culletl BuntaUba, luu liuaea 1. remedies but became no better. Doan's as the same package colors wool, cotKidney Pills cured me and for three ton, silk and mixed goods perfectly." MOTHER CRAY'S years I have been free from kidney Dyola Dyes come in 16 faut brilliant SWEET POWDERS colors. 10 cents per package at your trouble." FOR CHILDREN. Write dealer's. Dyola. Huiilngton, Remember the name Doan's. For A OwrUli. lUHnf for KfYfrUhafit, II e d r h e salo by till dealers. CO cents a box. Vt. for color card and book of direc4'nBiilpitiinnf Hi utttftcb TrttaM. Tfflhlnf sent tions free. Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo. N. Y, Itatror VM(urder itn toll Trada Mark. In 4 huura. Atall IruBTar Where good thoughts germinate Huou. Don't arrent K&nipl mtfXi KKKK. A FORTH Is the growth of true greiUiirKs ant utttutalil. A. 3. OLMSTED, L Roy. N.Y PAPA'S POSITION SET there and goodness. Lee. oanet St Explanation of Youthful Suitor That It DEFIANCE STMCH- -S. OnnRtiptitUm m ninny writni d1stn;i-MIn t imnmirtily eurvil hy lnMtr J'ii tv I'lviututV Doubtless Satisfied Father of His M ouncea aamo itltnr tarrhMa unlr prloa aaS ftiUoU. Out) ft liiXulW, tlmw loriittiUui'iit). "DEFIANCE" IS 8UPERIOH QUALITY. Adored One. Always kop Imagination umlor conW. N. U Salt take City, No. "Yes. sir," said the pale youthful trol. suitor; "I've come to ask you for your IJ l ' IHIIHaliai a SSM.MS.WJWr She la fair as lil. ...L daughter's hand. ft . u,. .... Mli nil '1 as as tender sweet ies, honeysuckle, " violet, charming "Is that Mary you are talking about?" asked papa. "Yes. sir. It is a mere formality, I know, this asking for your daughter's hand; but we thought It would bo h5 Tor Infants and Children, i pleasant to you If It were observed." .'i o iiiiiiiamjjjmMiiiiiE Mary's papa stiffened. "And may I Inquire," he asked. Th.3 "who suggested that asking my consent to Mary's marrWge was a mere formality?" "You may, sir," replied the young ALC0HOL-- 3 PER CENT man, simply. "It was Mary's mother Ai?Cc'able Preparation Tor As Philadelphia Inquirer. similol ing the Food and Reg u!a-lin- g TOO INTERESTING, the Stomachs and Bowels of PERMANENTLY wrofe ffT kfrkie, M.mcat, Aocino!, Dr. H N. . wmawaf . rat T S S. 2V. i,s t t-- v r-- r,ot-.v-,- . jnk ts N r ai '! I !n t'nil t' yrat Sawney back, C nf7UU,Mai a4, b- -i . t. k. TV ij3r arr .a M i J . fwTa r f C :ffaki, bum-e- t axara a ttrf. Err aWh tjt. f-- i t T |