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Show A suburban newspaper receiv. ed a telephone call from a subscriber sub-scriber reporting the death of her husband. For purposes of the obituary, the woman bent the poor reporter's re-porter's ear on her husband's many chartitles, his long dedicated dedi-cated service to the community, his love and devotion to family, his allegiance to church, etc. As the exhaused reporter handed hand-ed the notice in, the editor asked, ask-ed, "What mortuary?" "I don't know." was the answer. an-swer. "He probably went direct" i |