Show SHOESTRING PHILOSOPHY ns as a Hais am Some 1 H Remarks on OIL Oi Trading I Principles They Ther were ere sitting around the lunch lunchi- counter that lint delightfully uncomfortable able place that suggests the haunts haunt o or of Bohemia to the untainted at one unc o othe of oC the quieter smart malt restaurants in New NewYork York York hero Heio Itlo In one perches che upon a 3 bight stool tool up against the counter with wih its It little lite elicIt U for mr tines ones nc purse and packages pack pack- a ages Would ages es- es would that we might bestow oui OUr perplexities the there rc likewise and auth forget forge II to In claim lalm thell afterwards lel 8 and a brass Iras railing Just above the floor to Iest rest ones one's fl feet t on 01 The he Girl In the Lingerie erle Blouse or ordered or- or tiered dered another strawberry tart and anc announced an an- al- al that thai this would positively bethe bt he hethe the last lat she hc could afford for fOI or oh and ohi-and oh-ald oh am lucre hero sIte she he heaved n ct l sigh sIgh for for ever so long She lung She In Iii the the- tic Leghorn lint hat wreath wreathed ed eti In lit hydrangeas sympathetically In Inquired Inquired Inquired In- In who had Il been 1 gettIng gelling married anti wh why did tit she give such uch an sire sivo present present Surd Surety Surely she shu could have o chosen choen something that tha would look quite quie as lS lug big I for fOl a a. n les lesser er price and auth the bride would never lever know tho time difference Oh Oil you ou do 10 not understand at all aJ I It ItIs I Is not riot a wedding and 1 I have not been beet giving presents It I Is Just tho those awful aw aw- ful LI ul I pumps I Pumps queried the tIme girl will blonde hal hair Whatever in the thc world have pumps to do clo with wih strawberry tarts and wh WILy why do O you ou sight sigh ns as thought though Ical really an and truly trimly a n hydraulic were necessary I to haul it up from rota the heels of oC your Ol shoes I Pis pumps I mean menn it H It responded responded re re- re- re the lie Lingerie Blouse Those wretched pumps that look so sti 0 deceitfully deceit decel- decel fully uly inviting In lit the shop window and that lint feel so delightfully comfortable when whon th the man fits them on and anc you youl ou prance l for Cor a few steps up UI and down that carpet they carpet they are ae tho the cause of or almy al all al m my woe You see sec e it I is this way vay Sill Silk Sik stockings I simply adore and with u a low cut pump rumi such Huch as ns ever every self re soul soul soul-no no that Js Is not meant mean for a pun pun pun-is Is Is ordering In quantity this year you yon ral really cannot wear anything but mt a n sheer silk sik stocking I tried gauze lisle for fot awhile but bul somehow they looked like economy they economy they lid die Ild not look in II the least bit hit smart so glad of oC the excuse I changed back to silk Ilk sik But where does that lon long sigh sight am and ant look come conic In lit ht thus this tlc tale n if of pumps questioned the blonde and antl why dont don't yo you come to the tIme point If Ir point there thoro be lie 1 Well el give mo me 00 halt half a chance chanco and aiu you shall shah hear Whether it I is that I Ilave have lave heels smaller than the thie ordinary or 01 the time standard or whatever it Is that the lie hey make mako the time heel part lart of oC shoes to toH toI nt ft H I don't dont lont l know 0 W. W But lut what whal I do know knowIs knows I Is s that lint just ns as sure as I put on n mt I new ne sik silk stocking In the tue morning I take it I t off of in the tl lit evening with wih the heel part lart absolutely missing Just what has be become become be- be Ic- Ic come of oC the piece of or th the stocking that Iwas was vas there before the hole arrived to lal take its Is place I cannot oven OVell n venture a guess but the horrible fear always alwa's seizes me that I have been going around slopping slip with wih a bare hare heel showing Itself above the lie back of or mj my shoe hoe at nt Over every step To darn arn a hole of that hat size sise would mean a weeks week's work anti and a visit to the oculist after One cannot put ut in lit n a patch right there and there here is nothing to tl patch with and amid all so soI sot it I t simply comes Celtics to tn this that lint I wear ear out Ota outi t O ft a i dollar olar anti and a half pair air of ot stockings roily nearly o el every cvet da day Surely Sturdy that's hints enough elough to tu sigh sight for Cor Isn't It she site asked looh for sympathy that's running If I tho time way youre you're your spending ln money I can cn see eo a n dearth of strawberry tarts and ant Ice cream sodas antI and a regular In Iii matinee tel tickets the time laden h ea lint Hat lat ventured to ro- ro nark malk But what are arc you going to todo todo todo do about it Why dont don't you OU give up UI the sensibly asked NI the Blonde GI e jive Give up UJ wearing pumps atell the lie Lingerie Blouse Bouse Wh Why I WOUld be so far tar out of oC the fashion that hint hintI I might Just as well velI wel give he up all al my PrettY frocks Crocks and ant take tale to 4 wearing sackcloth and nut ashes Why h don't dont you suggest something feasible anti and al nt the time same tune time pleasant if I possible Well ell It seems to have ha narrowed clown tion own to a cho choice e between purse and jumps s and since sluice the they are arc your purse anel ami your yom pumps the thc choice choices Is s altogether yours ours I should Imagine Imagine Vero Yero It mine T r should unhesitatingly take tako thc lie purse as truth to tell I have ha already done In the conflIct between he the pump anti nHI tho lie hosiery hosler department department depart depart- ment It I s Doomed emell I was tas getting the time worst of It I It and MD so fO I have renounced the tue fascinatiOns fascinations fas fas- of oC the low cut shoe and vested back bac to th the old oll standby th the lime oxford But Bitt they the are arc not half haIr so smart or looking good I objected the pump de tie- I votee Oh Ohi but lut you OU can laco lace them with wih smart mart ribbons ns instead of tho usual tape ape laces put in the tho Blonde and anti It if f you ou fix a n cunning little bow quito bow how n a stiff attiC Hat Hal ono one at the thc lower row of or eyelets and amI quite luite n a broad and amid nHI splashing splash splash- Ing ng one at the top top top-I I think tho ho effect effects Is s far more stunning than tho slipper appearance that lint time the pump bestows Rut nut I cant can't buy huy ribbons bons for Jr ii my shoes hoes she sho pouted You know knot how aWful awfully charitable auntie aunte is is and antI sh she buys burs all al of her hel from mm an anol anold ol old ild man moan that stands on the tho street corner antI she has haH made me mo 11 iso Ise so to do clo so too says that hint the he old man ought to tn be he encouraged for or Ol he lie Is 19 always always' so o polite polie and antI lug Ing ng takes any ami amount of or pains to give you just the time right shade of tan aim silk Ilk sik laces to match malch your our shoes and anti just list tho lie right width for the tho eyelets and sho she says ays tot too loo that thai when hen she goes Joes into a store the notion nollon noton counter Is Iso Isso isso so o crowded hill ami tho the girls so ru rushed hed that lint thin the time she does docs not nol get just exactly what she should If I one joes gieS Into lutto a shoo shoe shop and asks merely merely merey mere- mere ly y for or laces the tho attendant Is apt allt to lo look ook displeased at making out a check checkor for or only a quarter where ho expected mo one Cne for or 5 at least And so M sluice Inco noody no- no hOlly ody seems to want t 16 tO sell sel her shoe shop shoelaces laces uces under a n roof she site buys hors hers all al out aLit of doors doers dOlls front from rom time the old man on the street Why Yh li what a funny runny 11 idea eh chirped el 11 she of tiC tho the lall laden hydrangea 1 leghorn I never nC thought of or that lint h before rc Well cil said she Of r the tw pumps there thero Is ono thing that simply charms charm me er c every time line He Ito le takes lakes such uch pains flu and ind looks so 80 pleasant ant over n l It that lint ho you ou feel glad too loo And Ancl after ar arhe he 10 has ha wrapped ll up the little package pack pack- anti age age and girls h he always u uses es silver tissue issue paper paH so fO o that no ono olin would Imagine that thai It was Cal only shoe laces laces after all all he he al-he he always alwa's smiles anti and lifts his hat lint anti and aHl then hunt says sas God Cod bless you ou ZI Miss Missie Ic lo and send fend you a handsome hi n ii Anti And Anc tho the prayers of the righteous plc aloth much quoted tho ho Blon Blonde e. e In n conclusion |