Show or OP JULY Y I Dont Don't get et the da day mixed up Ull with a circus circus cir cir- cus This lluis Is the real ral old Fourth of oC July and no Imitation about it it A bunch of or tied to a dogs dog's tall and set et to popping will run un him seven n miles an and m make ike him him eyed cross at atthe atthe atthe the end of or it U. Dont Don't do o It It If you jou go o 0 out riding dont don't tr try to lD make the ii hOrse c go o faster b by exploding torpedoes on his lids back hack He lie Knows mows the tIn day as at welt well as ns you jou ou and will tr try to do his hl- best Its It's no da day to go fishing but hut if you OU dogo do dogo dogo go dont don't be disappointed at pointed if the fish you catch arc are not red white while and blue and anti have ha no stars painted on their tails Dont Don't hu buy half a pound of or powder and carr carry It loose In your coat oat pocket Pow Powder cr has been to lift a ahoy hey boy thirty feet Into the air and drop droll him hint back hack with a thu thud to hurt Its It's a a. day Ilay for Cor balloons to go o up not up-not not boys Dont Don't eat cat too muc drink too muel nor yell H too much You want to have something of oC yourself left for or c clay 1 a If all the patriots had killed themselves themselves them them- selves sel off the th first Fourth of July we ve shouldn't have gained our Independence The family cat ought to bo be willing to sit on th the fence and let you lire fire a a. to toy cannon at her hel for foi an 11 hour or two but 1 i II she hl objects then dont don't do o it It Fire at somebody's s 's goat or your neighbors neighbor's dog doS W c e cant can't run rum this country without cats Dont Don't get et Geor George Washington and Christopher Columbus mixed up One dis discovered discovered dis- dis ls- ls covered the country an and the other saved It One glass of oC lemonade will do fa for l' l the both of or them If you O l dont don't spill too loo much on your jour our shirt front If Its It's a hot da day dont don't Ret get et if Ie Its It's a cool one dont don't let your jour om enthusiasm enthusiasm get et a chill chilI Dont Don't get Jet mad dont don't don't dont get hurl hurt hurl don't dont get left out of oC it it Joo Joe Kerr |