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Show 2 THE ADVENTURES Ss \ =e ) oF ] | /| | p) - - {\ LOOK OuT vInMiE DIS HAS BEEN : LIT REPUBLICAN, SALT 1sSm ort Ee LAKE CITY, UTAH, SUNDAY, JULY 1, 1906. Nn, anaes Be ss 4 RT pW‘a o/~\ ~ | l ue a » (AH! OF GRY REAT \ AMERICANO FOURTH] mans | IS | | INTER-MOUNTAIN ‘ -- THE OF TONY AND HIS TRAINED BEAR. . JULY -WwEe w 15 ) LP TOCELE BRATE (HELP Toce a) oS ONE, nd HURRAH { Fou RTH* FC R £ | THE I do I I do fight at Bunker Hil- not. smell dot powder: not starve at Valley Fores Vhen I FOURTIL not do I can get clam IN VERSE. Iiurrah for Liberty und me! Hurrah der Spangled Banner howder do not march mit Washington not fight der British; If I vhas here maype I run Vhen things vhas awfwt'skitish do I Bias HERE HURRAR! For AGAIN. ree Let ‘em " getoup long before. EF daylight Ak a | ena , why ' on i 6 4 FOUR : ) | a ly wy po °"Piz-whizz-pop-Bang!" this ble country and told to go change around given boy's pawn him: if there father go out his old silver back. He knows the day as Eained the "their come too late to fight und marchI come vhea all vhas oafer Vhen Peace vhas smiling on der land sf independence ne -all js o 20 SMSC y ne DOU tt. but)as if it's it's a a fs not, then let the| and borrow someor watch \ hot cool Sitsm get a Don't get left out Set day one don't get don't chill mad-don't of it let WANTED A BUT ~ Uf, (Pop ae Ga A at i V5, Hr, love -elover } | | | vhas here. und come to stay- Freedom I vhas shouting 1 if y 1 ; 7 nd otf, ye ee epee cneen, folks Der end I vhas not doubting AEE ae = are = -e eee ee A FOURTH ~~ OF | | Der Flac oT ‘6 Und dot She waves-der Eagle screams, vhas vhat alls Hanner! -Joe Kerr. ee JULY TRAGEDY. -----__ ee Uj f, } | | } | | | | | | } } The enthu- NOT Show Is Over. "4 | of firecrackers, one Fourth of uly. Whenae.evening comesEoee I amsee chucka upnaysto the ye A = | aca A FOURTH OF JULY siee EVOLUTION. | FIRECRACKER. t (Sr Ear A CRACKER i) I in through two wars himself I know that he hurt-don't)!s talking through his DRS Aah Sed eeE Joe Kerr. him say that he once shot oft thirty pac Ks | POL WANTS H] ey 1s tive: well -_-_-_--~ - FOURTH OF JULY DIARY. CRACKER, les I The old patriots can sit on the fence! Got up at $3 o'cloek in the morning and Still whooping. { OB nIEEE TH aia val-| today and talk about how the farmers | hurrahed for the Fourth ley Forge still cheering as Washington | gathered at Concord and Lexington and! Got my brother out of bed, and we hur-) orocces the Delaware ° a . made the red-coats hump themselves back} rahed fer Washington, Gates, Green, PutSipe Enh Ncewarig! an UI ARG to Boston, but the boys want something? nam, Ethan Alle nand Géneral Stark ror kets "Roman i undles pinwheels ser more exciting They will burn their finFired our young cannon. Shot our toy pents and' an dozen other'thines! I cheer. | singe their hair and get many 4 cut} pistols. F{red.off a buneh of firecracker l'svell. 1. bubb cs , and bruise and burn, but what of it.) When daylight came we had all the Then the show is over and Sammy and| They will have had.a heap of fun and|)eats and dogs in the neighborhood on me gro home and get into bed and are | passed through something to r@member.) the run If we could have found | asleep in about two minutes and as wel You have got to have a young patriot) Britisher we would have had him on the | sleep we avec that we § ar Seiliniel to make an old patriot orm. Young/run as well eraund sin the alcy. onthe! mica endo cia patriots are sh of lemonade, torpedoes Lemonade with breakfast. Lemonade|}phe redcoats down below are Re aa | firecrackers, oman candles, ginger-\after breakfast. Lemonade every little} < "le . : : eyes oime | bread, oranges, molasses candy and. toy! while all the forenoon if our fore- | Sey fo ee ee aie us young pistols. Let ‘em loose and let 'em rip.| } fathers bad drank more lemonade they: " a 7 a Ker « Joe » Kerr, || j POLLY reoples But I . For e~has..been | j sunstruck your get Peo 4 . d coms 1 don't dot fault my. not Und be a son of Freedom [1nd be a soldier. Patriot . 5 : Vhen Washington he need ‘em , I don't be born until-too late, Und dot vhas my good reason; Wor whaneite back. Inv Germain 2 . 2 ene Until a later season Ut day all torpedoes ind. thumb, rot something in my ¢ t half my hair, but what boy!) Ww rough perlls for the sake of Libe ohnny Green said that George W didn't amount to so muchy etek cave Johnny a eas tig € or. cocoanut ant emonade and o ones salen. inne! Wish yt zr, ish would pitch into us again, so lat we could have two or three Fourths of July in one year The more L see of this business the more J like it : Father says there's a good deal o onr non ‘ er Bur ts you, and will try to do his best | It's no day to go fishing, but if you do }g0 don't be disappointed if the fish you eatch are not red, white and blue ‘and |} have no stars painted on their tails. Don't buy half a pound of powder and carry ft loose in your coat pocket Powder ha been @known to lift a boy thirty feet into the alr and drop him |} back with a thud to hurt. It's a day for | balloons to go up-not boys | Don't eat. too mue, drink too much | nor yell too much. - You want to have! omething of yourself left for another | | day If all the patriots had killed them|} selves off the first Fourth of July we | shouldn't have gained our independence. | | The family cat ought to be. willing to} } sit on th fence and let you fire a (toy cannon at her for an hour or two, but she objects, then don't do it Fire at omebody's goat or your neighbor's dog We ean't run this country without cats Don't get George Washington and Christopher Columbus mixed up. One disovered the country and the other saved it One glass of lemonade will do for the both of them, if you don't spill too much on your shirt front. | if ought to be turned loose! it. If there's any loose the house it should be} his 2 -woul area Pa stay up until the last skyrocket take iL) witl down und comes star the shot "Vizz-whizz-pop-bang!" She's here again-the Glorious Fourth!|4@ thud. Fourth of July is Bo Da uh) My son. I have a dog. Today you may Pain America id the man who won't) fe firecrackers to s tail! 5 lp his bos r boys to make jit so can't!) ' I hove a adepa Today wat may jump;be counted among the patriots her over the fenee with torpedoes | Joe Kerr have a goat. Today you may warm oe cl him up with all sorts of fireworks and . ‘yer ‘ rr scare the life out of him | FOURTH OF JULY DONT'S, Tht man th< wor rive vol cense tof ae ae Satelot Did aacae on SaeRiaE pileunb eat Cie day Fete ee Ta ao Bunker Hill rhanksgiving and Christ-! j nq ee rectitlod ata 7 ourth of July.) mas an New Year's are pretty good) ~ A at o ¥4 ae a " pa a z A ee ) ch of firecracker tied to a dog days, but Fourth of July beats them all tail i 7 etll hin hollow It's a circus and a menagerie by). = a ere 4: DOU eo) ta Shae itsellt It's the day when every boy in ce enarot fe tea nese ene | If you go out riding don't tr to mak o*7 the horse go faster by exploding torpedor - a. DE ShiReite EE "ae T | : aA CEM, REPEATER. Hiram Brown-! always thort Jedge Brown was a man of some originality. Josah Green-Well, ain't he? Hira Brown-No, he a in.t T hat there Declaration of Independence he read 3 the Fourth o' July doin's 3 was the same one that Squire Best r ead las t yea r ~~ He started out early, our dear little boy, With 17 packs and a nice cannon toy, A pistal for caps and torpedocs gylore ‘And a hundred and forty-nine pinwheels or We miore, é hired a2 man just to watch him at play And to follow his footsteps around all the day. | Ten timesiin the morning he saved the dear's lite, But was blown up himself and sent home to his wife. and For ‘ at night wien they \ Boa nas _ hp ig ae wai hee ad: weep v a y saw pithane y tat tomartow: was Wotrth ‘o': Jult wish:"at tomorrow was Fotrth o' July meet io oer re hia oe e Birt ie : re? oh. he doctor came round ‘af our An rie, Sade on the } ‘ie whera t urgent. reon ' fitted the be But the kid only said, "I'd bs willin' to dis Every) da twas only the Fourth .o' July!' Ee ee Fee eee : ‘s at ‘ i ‘ ' |