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Show INTER-MOUNTAIN REPUBLICAN, MEAN LAKE CITY, TRICK SUNDAY, MARCH 11, 1906 ON WEARY. = he Firrt Verdi: LAME -" at NY ANOTHER SALT ae, 0 THE LYATUBED ITEIVING ICA JO BE AN [Rit tiv Horrae WAT. ¥ a QUEEF.) or Ir Rarercn » LW Tay. wey tt tget 'y gery | | | | | | | ' 1 és,Sel _ Geor¢e Iethel No, I Edith-Then, Ethel-Well, shall. why he is nev de such marry hin you encour a good spt he IT SUITS "T see rid the Long farmer, Who shared a man who was reading "that the legislature has ] "Not with pay passed a re } ' | | HIM rnd t } J = Barer. is too extravagant him"? I hate to give him up ' | o il On th contrat TWO. it ults nh to a dot ‘You think the iced investigating you Yes, sj Four weel aig I was ip i ) oOkivn and met a man who Yanted 1 start for Chicago at once He | § of his fare, and he gave rhe < for £10 on the bank to adine the money When I toot © chee to th bank the feller behind the winder handed it back with crin and said John Smith don't bank here But there's his name," say But he has no money here Say h But rere m tel ay I ! he oup a) he, and wheu I eg to taik loud and demand mys rights th had a policeman put tie out doo me si Ll want to see th banks investigated I want to know if it's lawful for them to grin at a man and throw a check back at him and then throw him out doors just beeause he aided a poor fellow who wanted to get to Chicago in a hurry to hear the last dying words. of his poor old mother. ' Joe Kerr, | lo olution to investigate the banks in| this state?" "Yes, I see." replied the other.| "have you any objections?" | | | | ' | ! | . Jiao | | s- aE | SEE" - ‘ | | PHRDE, on > pit , AG 23 . | Winks-What Jinks-Yes; a is tiresome always THE j | canal was getting along 1 SO, I have all I can do to run make my salary pay the the coal and groceries." ov 2 ta er tr Yes, iethe SIT "Otdnts vee seth te VO.oO eony _Nor * the > ce or © senate ov 0, "Nor about engineers" the the-enolera > ir restior ‘amoug j investigation: T'spose so," said'the old in: rent ‘ n quarrels ents among the rain incake, it all flattened out and I didn't get the | like glue price. of them and the glue up and orl stay solld hats down GOT ou warranted 9 ir a Joe to 15- The | thunder cast : a Hh i | for an man store to and the book, easy one you are WOMEN. man-eating suppose a BUSINESS it was lion too right late to in take a to had ask I ask if a do you mean, sit fied with himself Joe + for and | Republican polities?" "Always have been,."' was the re- ply | "Then lto this I \‘Theodore to It call is cakes. ventures from your a Roosevelt, jlike-hot to wish book. and Contsins the time is all he his, last hunt in Colorado.' ‘No, I guess I don't | Was the attention biography care of going off his ad- was born for "it," Touched His reply | is hehi tw*Phi A | | "2 | | | | ant | }| | | } | 1 ‘Went Right ‘ | NO Mrs. Mrs. De' Kranguve-Now, Gottrox-Why, the if yon same CILANGE. could vote, whony would you support? old mah-my good-for-nothing husband. "You'll Out Tongue find and to it very aun Sorrec Barers Ax, interesting | ‘But I've vead of all his adventures jin the papers." | "Not all of them, I think | "Well, one or two might have been left out but do you know I don't think he was such a very brave boy when he was young." "You don't? Why, who could be hraver?"? "My son Bill Do you know what he did the other morning when the weather was al zero? Went right out and touched his tougue to the ax, and WEDDING : QULET Was a qu let wedding, L presuim "Oh, yes 8. 9 TH 1¢ groom acted as it he had been ' ‘ | It it you Il Show President did jbuy halt me where and when that in his boyhood a-dozen keep domwt i is a gallon you fuat your eve on Bill and see. if he make this old world hum before! 20 years hypnotize p asses, and now a "os move to 1 the Will in lead port all giving of rebates, of you. | Pennsylvania railroad kindly prayer? tongue to, a of his books sir: |) es, touched his | frosty ax, and jt took more'n of hot water to loosen it, and jhe No oul LT'. elat JOE BERR Sixteen snowhbound passengers and | ; : fa train evew in Seuth Dakota lived liwo days on a pail of oysters. Bet he was a chufch soclal cook in hthat bunch, ‘ path. another path BUSINESS clerk work my KK AS inquired "May lin book the I ONE looking the school him softly | i) into certain | took ; - i || A BETTER farmerish dropped to freeze stood And -- "What |c¢ my hairfor over three months, 'n wanderin' if the canal is goin' to br ne| the 90 ~ | | should take jt ax a ereat-favor." after thinking "it over, and mebb ae ; 5 ie . ; , 4 | You. wender why I take an interest In I don't know anything about it, the thing lt's because JI once bought unswered the man of the bellrope. a'Panama-hat ofa feller for 50 cents, "You knowed they was digging one,:|anq the. first-time 1: wa caught out didn't ane ie i bore history is? repeating itself "tT don't want to bether nobody," "NO said the old man who was riding on |}car apd the redv platform with the conduc-!)and buy tor, "but if you could tell me how th ee Panama GAME. there of a sudden a week later I sailed for South Africa I had been in Africa six months hunting up. certain parties, when entered a hotel at Jones find to: day Town Cape there "*Hello, Brown, says he " "Hello, Jones," says $5 for six on interest the "*Brown, months at 5 per cent is 12 1-2 cents, "HichHo. Brown,' Says He. suys he, as he hands out 13 cents "Richt you are, Jones, iys Ls "Why, as I figure the time, it was I hands him back an Engtish halfsix on h two hours and twenty penny, and we both went our ways rinule id Jones owed you at least without another word AS I was say- | another farthing ing, there is only one way to do busitinged if he didn't! muttered the ness as. business."' quare-toed man, and for the next window cut of the car looked he hour that it do you didn't why "Then way?" was asked id appeared to be highly dissatis- | ON Maiden-Gracious! "There are various ways of doing | business," said the man with the | square-toe shoes, "but ther is onl } one way of doing business as busin } One day, in ffice in Chicag A | man named Jones, who had an, office }across the hall, came into mine and asked for the loan $5. for three days It was business to ask for an I. O. U.. and he gave it to me ext day I had to leave for New York all oO | | LIGHT Stringer-And The ‘s Ee . SIDE The | | jj : THESE | PERHAPS Gossip "Mrs "Or course, tells such @ But they're MORE lot of things none the 1 +s: that so. are not Interesting true."" for that." Kerr |