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A moment's pause, and then: "If you please, ma'am, I've come to connect the telephone!" London Tit-Bit- don Answers. Of Course, Its Dead She The hair dresser says ther Unnecessary Is no life In my hair. Prof. Why don't you take notes He That's not strange considering In my course? how often It's dyed. Cincinnati Dumb '3(1 riease sir, my father took this course and I have his notes. Well, Now Tommy's Gue "I found a four-lea- f clover, dear." Teacher Why did Joshua com "That means we'll soon be mar mand the sun to stand still? rled." Tommy I guess It didn't agree "Oh, but I thought It meant good with his watch. Boston Transcript luck." Record Time Saving Happy Ending "For the last time I ask you fot Hank Bill's powerful lazy! Sllas Awful ! 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I MOPE HE SHE OONT KKOWABOUF THE START CHEWS THAT ROPE AND GOOD OLD DOG I'AA THIS OTHER V GETS AWAY.... J . ..1 ... C V r TbrblM SHH TOtH 11,1 IP OOT i"cs ofH WMy MB V ,) PARRelSf Cuticura Healed V HB SCARCO I SAVE cJAjlJ, By GEORGE STORM BOBBY THATCHE- R- "We Shall See" 1 :' jpgr'J jggiV ' T Covered Face the Man Off-W- ith cucn . WHAT- KNOW OONT HURT'ER... tt -- n ( i i - SHEO. l JUST AS SOON AS AUNT IDA GETS BACK FROAA downtown we'll. Oust $050 Salt Lake City's 'Tjewest Hotel "My entire face was covered with ugly, disfiguring pimples and they were very palnfuL They were very hard, large and red and they gave me such pain by Itching that I scratched and made them worse. For four months they were so bad I could hardly rest "Everyone suggested remedies but to no avail, and I became so disfigured I would not go out. Finally I tried) Cuticura Soap and Ointment and they made my face feel refreshed, and after using three cakes of Cuticura Soap and four boxes of Cuticura Ointment I was healed." (Signed) Miss Bernlce Whltaker, Bt. 3, Hamlin, Texas. Soap 25c. Ointment 25c and 50c. Potter Talcum 25c. Proprietors: Drug & Chemical Corp., Maiden, Mass. HIGH GRADE CIGARS & llol of 100. Prepaid. C O. I. Cuban American Co., Box 361, Qulncy, Fla, Adv. zzirrr it , SLS3 ATM HOTEL TEMPLE SQUARE 200 Rooms 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM $1.50 Just oppotitt Mormon TabtmocU ses WND WHETHER THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A DOG KENNEL OR. NOT 8233 W Sataspet Was a Persian According to Smith's "Dictionary of Mythology," Sataspes was a Persian, who, for the crime of rape, was condemned by Xerxes to Impalement On the plea of his mother the punishment was remitted on the condition that he circumnavigate Africa. He failed In the effort, being discouraged by adverse winds and currents, and was punished In iij I ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. Osprey Is Strong Bird The adult Osprey birds have a wing spread ranging up to more than S feet They are colored brown above and the under parts are white. All the flight feathers are barred with brown and their hooked beaks are black. The legs are stockily built and equipped with strong talons for carrying fish or branches with which to build nests. accordance with the earlier S'MATTER POP Must Be At Where flEAHH SUMTikj Vj)o NOT It By C. M. PAYNE Ain't! D -- KMC ro -D v, y YyTf, yyyMl mt-Him" -- A I NT I' -T .'s Action of Icebergs Icebergs begin their work by pushing and grinding their way to the sea as glaciers, and In their course they pick up large quantities of rocks, gravel, sand and still finer materials. When they reuch the ocean, and the waters rise and break them loose, tliey put to sea to scatter their load over the ocean's bottom, to add their contribution to future lands. Hydrogen Is one of the chemical elements. It Is sometimes found In a free state In volcanic gases. It Is usually produced through the action of sulphuric acid on zinc or Iron. Hydrogen made by electrolysis of a 15 per cent caustic solution Is t" per cent pure. Pure hydrogen is without odor, taste or color. Hydrogen i () Th (TOUGH just a A"3 A TIRE !!'. I CAM ONLV KEEP IX ON TH' PLATE. MAYBE CAN CARVE F rivfit. tut Merely A Difference In Definition "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" hm-m- B.ll t I I BID yO CALL ME, V x OOSS 7 y I J J J TOLD YOU TO ES. BRING Me A SPRING CHICKEN !!! DO YOU "IX'S SPRING CHICKEN? CALL- - J SPRING IN IT THAN ANY CHICKEN AH EVER SEE IN ALL MAH LIFE! i' lT well, eoss, cwr CHICKEM AM GOT MORE rT1 7 Railroads in War Time Under government operation dur Ing the World war the primary railroad goal was to move ttie tradlc arising out of war demands as expe riitiously as possible, Bnilway ex ectitives had admitted their Inability to do this satisfactorily. That Is why the uovernineiit assumed op eration of '.Hie properties. Muscular Actinn Mere muscular action Is cheap: It in not regarded ns an indienti'Hi of mentality, except of the muscles Involved. Action which Is mere action, and nothing much else, Is giv en a lesser rank In Intelligence flames of various sorts, although fine Indications of scarcely rank ns Indications o' brains. Copper Mining in Cuba The first copper mining In America began In Santiago province, Cuba, in 1524. These mines were worked regularly up to 100 years ago, when they were bought by an In recent years English company. they have been operated under American control. Gas Logic. "The Commoner" The sobriquet "the Commoner" was applied to William Jennings Bryan early in his political days because of his championing of the cause of ttie common people. After the election of 1!HH) he established at Lincoln, Neb., a political magazine of wide circulation which he named the Commoner. Among Italian Spas The Italian island of Brlonl Is a noted watering place In Istrla. In the days of the Roman empire Brlonl was already a seaside resort for the aristocracy, with temples, baths and villas, ruins of which still beautify the island. Wisconsin Leads as Muskie State Wisconsin Is unquestionably the greatest region for muskie fishing in the United States. More 'lunge waters are located In the northern area of the I'.adger state than are found In any other Individual state in the Union. Indian Tribes in Alaska The Indian tribes In Alaska Include the llaidas of Kalgant on I'riuce of Wales Island and thereabouts; the TMinkits, rather '!.!-l- y distributed in the Pan Handle, ami the Tennehs, or Athabascans, the stock race of the great |