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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH 0r Ptf Peere Along the Concrete SWELL WE PICKED UP THAT STONE ON WILPCAT MOUNTAIN l WONDER WHAT KEEPIN' Ay FORTH tflt- WORTH TRYING 3 0 t- So 1 The drama was a thrilllnj, one. but a talkative young man had seen H before. In an audible voice he announced what was coming next and described how funny It would be when It did come. He had s pretty girl with him, and he was trying to amuse her. At length he said: "Did you ever try listening to a play with your You've no Idea how eyes shut? queer it seems." ftp fcMfcfckWJ A sat just man middle-age- d in front. He twisted himself In his seat and glared. "Young man," he said, "did you The girl was very rich, and he was ever try listening to a play with your a man. She liked poor young just mouth shut?" him, but that was all, and he was well aware of the fact. One evening POOR PERCY he grew somewhat tender and at last he said: "You are rich, aren't you, Ethel r "Yes, Dick, Dad says I'm worth two million dollars, If things turn out as It now looks." "Will you marry me, Ethel?" he HE'D LOST MILLIONS TH' ILL CALL DEAD MISTER GOOF HAS GONE TO - ,n sj UP c THIC r:r an ni H- AFTTRNOO- rll HP I .rfv -i LA.TPR . 9 - j: I .: A asked. "Oh, no, Dick, I couldn't do that," she replied. "I knew you wouldn't." "Then why did you ask me?" "I Just wanted to be Rble to say that I had lost two million dollars." . f6rtherockgardeh In Luck's War "Look here," stormed THE FEATHERHEADS Wonder if the Burglars Found One weVE BEES) RO&BePli whv didnT vfcu lett. ' ME? ROBBED!! AMD You WouLPM'f SAY A word; WERE &EPROOIA ftkl MlMUTBS MAPpeNrp. HAVF -- what!! 1'f ROBBED f ' FfBfiel THE IW AGOH AMD IT COULCNT n i YOU ujuV PlDh4' ALL SINCE POMY VOlJ KOTlCS THIS H J VilT 1 I JUST Yon HAD BE6U LOOK ING- - FOR A SHIRT rrrrl III 3l THEM If I, SAW THOUGHT SUR6LV AMP MOW J I WOULD W Brown the estate agent, "about that I KNOW? to river- side bungalow you sold me." "Anything wrong, sir?" asked the Percy Your brother did me out of ten dollars last night agent, exclaimed "Wrong ! Wrong !" renelope That's just like him. Brown. "The other morning we He's always doing some ridiculous woke up and found that the beastly thing. place had floated two mHes down the river." No Cure "H'm," said the agent blandly "So you are just back from a tour enough, "that's a good stroke of luck. round the Azores," said Hayes. "1 The taxes are much lower down understand the voyage has cured yon there." IN FINNEY OF THE FORCE " . SHURe-A- M' Joho! AM- - A TM- - OPUM LOCK'S -- Poor.V null ---- - iiwih ii. I UP "WAT CLOCK J W gEFM ii " I WW"" HUHf W " Too Fast for Him """I L WA Ort-SU- PalmXJ LU)JJ. JUST ?A--t- I THE SAME CLASS of insomnia?" "Completely," said the cruiser. "Wonderful I" exclaimed Hayes. "It must be a great relief." The cruiser nodded agreement "Relief! I should just say It was," he replied. "Why, nowadays I lie awake half the night thinking how I used to suffer from It." Practical "That was an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the Influence of Science as Applied to PracAn auto Is much like a tical Government." Prospect ' "Was It? Well, I wish she'd find wife. out something about the Influence of Salesman "Why? Vacuum Cleaner as Applied t Prospect Because when either the starts giving you trouble there's no the Dining Room Carpet." end to It. The Worst of It Dick Doesn't It madden you when Saving; Time Father Why were you chasing a girl Is slow about getting ready to go out to dinner with you? ihat Jones boy? Don Yes, the longer she takes, Son To lick him! He got me mud. Father Why didn't you count 20 the hungrier she gets. as I told you? Son I did, while I was chasing Solution of Last Week's Puzzle. blm! Brooklyn Eagle. 3R Prudence "Sometimes it is wise to say BOBBY THATCHER so j -J ' ACTED AOMT WHEH I BROUGHT CRA.MK THEAA DOGS HOME TO yom? I V yOU.. WHAO SHE !"' )' I I ZvinT COT TIME T(L.I VA ALL, SHE SAO i PRETTV MAD it cMt CAMT eVSK ANO HOW BRING 'EM UP ON THb BUT i 5 PORCH COTTEM . " ' t-- r- Jut 11 , 1 i I 1 ' "" Practicing I " I'll ' !"' ' IUII)"i J 7" ' ii III""'!"!!'! r I' I I i HAVE 'EM t 'EM OOOU AS f cam I" 'CT.,' "UU LETCHA COME" ALOMC BUT DON'T BST AAKIH' NOISE, TAUKIN'ANO co's THEM GOOD OLD DOGS CAHT HEAR WHAT I'M SAyiN "TO C- 1 I FIMD - j hUio. :j i V3 JIIIUHWHIHH UHUIIJI'I ok-h- I MM 1LLOo s i CA j i CO l'"ll""ll ft'f.fA ! .nA 7 r ' e-r- n Turk! IP WOHT LET f ' m By GEORGE STORM f WELL. MOW I'M COM NA TAKE 'EM M M EAA OUT AND START TRAI z ajS A 2".w A VI B.- S'MATTER POP I Training Proposed.,. 'EM V , i 7s C By lTriCABALlAl eqc eTl We 1 1 eJu Apr 0;Rgr6oTNil n iOWeHlja ORUfED PP Silver Lining "My daughter's music lessons are i fortune to me." "How is that?" "They enable me to buy the neigh 'tors' houses at half price" TOOT SffO.RiEHslATB'EtR brTqE32jQu P U LIQjBjE AlElS tTr e pQU)avATL l Ljsf1 sTIa tTeTr iS OjR R a sIhQp S A lM0CTElAiJ eERA J L 'EjDjmjR Aj f A L t!em0s't1 p'sKhXrIlTI nTrJe I ( sen sjeoa slJE 3m, AiRlfl yirLJ tIrIyTsTt isa I . . . w' ENJOY Salt Lake City's TRIP A NEWHOUSE i ''I i :M4 A KlO TO SEC MB ABOUT THAT OFFICE BOVCOQ? SCNOWIMI- M- I J ER.y WELL, SIR.! 7' VX V V VOOR AO IN TH PAPER, BOSS, ANO HERE IAM!! VI 1 VESSCX BUT IM AFRAIO YOURE NOT ENOUGH 1! "AOLO A I I OKAY, BOSS ! ILL, BE BACK NEXT WEEK!!! 7 YVZ 'T7 M' ,' ' TEMPLE SQUARE I . ' V - : E - ji e HOTEL He Ought To Do, Al TsEEM I I TO SALT LAKE AND 'Newest Hotel "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" Ajj P ing." "It "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. may enable one to avoid betraying the fact that one has nothing to say." Mi A M. PAYNE &ves,4ie up ii noth- B'B SiC.R1 A TlClHiLiCiOlu ? .''I ..IJHII A cHd 200 Rooms MRS. J. H. WATFKS, Prefc W. E. BUTTON, M(tr. 400 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM Jfl.30 Just oppoiitt Mormon' Tabtmsclt ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. 100 Baths to $1.00 J? Family Room 4 or 5 Persons T Rooms $2.00 & y C J PERSON- SCO tjnTW0 Choir. OuiKiil. JkSU Room oilh Bath T " f T" C) OU THE MOTEL NEWHOUSE Agent SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH IH:EK IHnITNSKR wnnioil to mil Artie Hoir rmrrrl. (in. $76 illwlicnwf-- mftltpn yoll $36. Kxclu slv. ti'rrltnry Riven. Uicifent mnni-- rnnkr A HTM' Ml., (if toflnv Wi lli or wire Ufll 4Mb Avrnur, Uuklunil, tHlllornla. W.NU W S7 ;ia |