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Show SOME WEEK! The greatest loan in history Went o'er the top! Hooray! Hooree! It was some heave, take it from me. Ohhh Boy!! Three billion dollars every week Would make most any Kaiser squeak And for his home begin to sneak. Ohhh Boy!! "Wilhelm, Esq., Yours is received," Wrote Wilson, "And I'm sadly, grieved. In fact I might say I am peeved.'J . Ohhh Boy!! "You've tried again a dastard plan, You -,nd your sneaking, coward clan, To dndge the righteous wrath of man," Ohhh Boy!! "That you'll have peace I have my doubts Unless you join the Downs and Outs. You have no place with decent scouts." Ohhh Boy!! "Before for peace you have a chance You must give up ypur hold in France, Your hat, and coat; and shirt, and pants." Ohhh Boy!! ' "If you for peace would truly sue, Retire from Belgium Russia too; Just get clear off the earth will do." Ohhh Boy!! To Austria's heart-breaking note "There's nothing doing now," he wrote. "The Checko-Slovaks have the vote." Ohhh Boy!! In influenza days like these We sit and read, between each sneeze, Of Papa Foch's famous squeeze. Ohhh Boy!! His pincers worked to beat the band, For now each Fritz is scratching sand To get back to Der Vaterland. Ohhh Boy!! As out of Belgium Wilhelm tramps Let's prod him with those little scamps, The two bit, green War Savings Stamps, Ohhh Boy!! By W. M. Bayliss, in Bridge Port Life. After church parade the parde said: "I wish to speak to those of you who have not been confirmed. Will the men divide themselves into two parties, par-ties, please? Those who have, fall out on the right, and those who have not fall on the left." Most fell out on the right. In the shuffle this remark was heard : "You been confirmed, Bill?" |