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Show A BROWN TRIP SLIP. ftlttiJlM (Ex-Senator Arthur Brown and Mrs. Bradley !r!l fl had a ticket for one berth, but the conductor in- Jl'i fl formed them, they could not ride upon one ticket. I '-$' B Daily Paper.) L-'rSB Most of you remember Mark Twain's lines be- PJjH ginning: lilliifiM "A Pink Trip Slip for an eight-cent fare, rfl'lB A Blue Trip Slip for a six-cent fare, $ jl fgfl A Buif Trip Slip for a three-cent lare. wm jjH Punch, punch, punch with care. 5 fw JB Punch in the presence of the passengair." ItiilB With Mark's permission, and having in mind I'll llfl these two other marks, the lines might be changed S'fl'll as follows: S1 rgB A Brown Trip Slip for a one-berth fare, jjH A Pil Low Slip for a lovely pair, h . iR The nights are cold, but I do declare. I '!" iaaV Sleep, sleep, sleep with care. IwaV But not in the presence of the conductaire. I'JflifB T. G. !1.H |