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Show H L Can You Get Ahead of These? H "Dat's the reason why they call me the phren- m I ologist coon: H I I was born on Friday mornin', with the 'cllpse of H the moon; K I After feelln' of your bump, and your face I've read, H By jest feelln' in your pocket I can tell what's In B your head, H Dat's the reason Avhy they call me the phrenolo- H gist coon." H. Have you ever been bumped, had your bumps v examined, or did you ever buy a hat. In any H f' event, you know that you have bumps, and some L of the most skillful phrenologists in the world are m, u the men behind the conformitors in the hat stores I' ft of the nation. m fj For instance, look upon section 3, plat Z of the m ' collection in the possession of Richardson & 1 Adams, which they have kindly loaned for this H art exhibit. Glance at the shape or the liat Mr. B Itanco wears. Wouldn't you know in a minute that he was meant for the shoe business. The shape is about 7 1-4 E, with a toe formed by tlie bump of eventuality, which in other words means memory of facts and figures. If you think he doesn't know the size of every foot in Salt Lake City, and can't tell you the date, day and hour every man, woman and child in town bought shoes, you're off your line of pipe. Then glance at Bob Grant's headpiece, particularly partic-ularly on the north side. His bumps of sublimity love of grandeur and acquisitiveness, Industry, stick out like an ocean swell and his bump of good fellowship looks like the rest of the head was attached to it. Arthur Thomas has the balanced head of the keeper of the b,ooks, and an exceptionally large bump of veneration for things religious. The bumps denoting a cut-up are most noticeable in the outline of Dr. White's head. Also his ability to finish anything he starts, from a dutch supper to a Queen Anne cottage. The coal bump is very pronounced in the CrJtchlow make-up, when it is highly developed on I the south side. This brain is one of benevolence 1 and conjugality with the faculties of mirthfulness and tune entirely lacking. Capacity for (coal) storage very high. The bump of agreeableness In Mr. Sweets brain shows it is impossible for him to get a sour on. The slight indentions show a "love of good candy, and a willingness to distribute it." The pliable business Mr. Blng conducts is 4 stamped indellibly on his brain, the rubber bump I being especially pronounced. I The two bumps most noticeable In the cupalo I of Sid Hooper are those of generosity and com- bativeness. Good fellowship is also highly de- J veloped. The bump on the southeast corner wa3 caused by a shock from a telegraph wire the night of the Herrera-Clifford fight. Every bump not pronounced in the George Nye observation tower is there on J. C. Largen, and vice versa. Beautifully matched. The northern raise on Jack Keith's skull was t caused by looking down in the moutn or patients, and then again he always sleeps on the other side. His bump of worship is of high order, and also the bump of travel. He likes to go some, i The two-step bump used by Dr. Gardner is en- ,' viable and J. E. Clasbey's cells of humor take up a great deal of room. Alimentiveness is situated in bunches on the , ( sky pieces of Mr. But and Br Kirkland, who use a great deal of room in any old hat. One very singular thing in making a comparison compari-son of all their heads, is the fact that only one fac-T fac-T ulty has a development in each consecutive case H the thirst bump. |
