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By lnailblnarrim M tramp to SONOTONE v POORLY BALANCED RATION ESCHEWED women or Act Gibbons by Floyd Noted OF MAGNESIA To rescues the "SCIENCE WOMEN SHOULD establishment however la on the decline candy factories report that they no longer make April Not thnt one cannot buy Fools’ candy cotton balls disguised as sweetmeats the obscure shops still supply them however dealers say that The larger not only are calls growing fewer for trick bonbons but that they sucb themselves run Into the foreign subas every one stance law Today knows candy must pass a certain test The pure food law has sounded the of the china bnhv doll chocolate dipped In Where did this April Foolishness originate anyway! The answer to that question Is necessarily a difficult one for this custom like so many others goes back so far and has developed In so many different forms In so many different countries that it is Impossible to ascribe It to any one period or any one nation There Is evidence thnt the custom was prevalent In Asia In ancient times tracing hack to the celebration with festal rites of the period It of the vernal equinox In Persia was the day when the Persian New Fear began and was very close to the old English New Year’s day of March 25 The sun was then entering Into the sign of frisky Arles and on that day “the season of rural sports and vernal delights" began In India the IIull festival on March 81 for centuries has been a general holiday and time for Jest One of the favorite diversions consisted of sending people on long errands of fictitious Import Colonel Pearce a British army officer and writer of a century ago says: “High and low Join In It 1 am told The late Suraja Dowlah was very fond of making Hull fools of the though he was a Mussulman rank the Joke so They carry highest far as to send letters making In the name of persons who must be absent from their house st the time fixed upon and the laugh Is always In proportion to the trouble Some given’’ of the foolery From the Orient the custom came of the city ball and the assassination western Europe many centuries of city officials or the escape of all The ancient Homans took delight the animals In the zoo to more innoof In many sorts of practical jokes In about the discovery cent stories of with their Feast of the connection burled treasure or the exhibition Saturnalia and there are those who gome marvelous and seemingly Imposor declare that the first April Fool Joke sible feut of skill strength was that one which Romulus and his 40 years ago a Cincinnati Some “early settlers’’ In Rome played upon newspaper jointed a big story regardthe Sabines by Inviting them to the ing a monster of fiendish aspect and In First celebration regular April unknown species which had been found honor of Neptune and then carrying Inhabiting a cave in the hills east of off by force the Sublne women carried the city which had already For centuries the French have held off several children In Its slavering a Festival of Fools on April 1 In Jaws and had spread terror In the a piceven which “every kind of absurdity and was There neighborhood decency was committed” Their term ture of the Thing drawn from the defor April Fool Is “polsson d’Avrll" a scriptions of the two or three persons term which means according to one who had seen It clearly and for maliga young fish and thereexplanation nant hideousness of aspect that monfore a fish easily caught ster made all Calibans dragons When NaArchmarried Marla Louisa demons and octopi look poleon duchess of Austria on April l’18l0 tame It gave the waggish Parisians an exceFinally down at the latter end of llent chance to whisper among themthe story In very small type so small selves that he was “un polsson d- that ninny readers overlooked It was ’Avrll" But the classic French April Even set the legend “April 1 1888" Fool story Is that of a young woman some who noticed that date didn’t who stole a gold watch ffora the housal but continued significance of one friend and hid It ' In the ho"T - Aik tlwuialU muxstnvr iifruti IlidJ tUTDCQ of meeting the monster Dut they the case over to the police Some Philadelphians still remember were sadly lacking In the Imagination the story about the big Iceberg tlml necessary to appreciate this joke She was “being towed up the river" was arrested for the theft and the Thousands went to the river front to judge entering Into the spirit of the gee the spectacle and then denied thut sentenced her to jal! for a occasion they bad been taken In year with the remark that she be diA modern hoax Is told as folscharged on April 1 the next year as lows quite by one who was In Ireland when “un polsson d’Avrll!" Another French It "happened classic Is the escape on April 1 1700 Peace of a kind reigned In Dublin from prison by the duke of Lorraine and his wife who shouted back to on March 91 1922 There was tentheir guards the French equivalent of sion In the air for the Irreconcilable who refused to recognize the truce “April Fool!" with England had taken over the Four April Fooling has been prevalent la Great Britain for centuries There It Courts and were known to be preparresistance to the terms which ing mostly took the form of sending InnMichael Collins and Arthur Griffith ocents upon “sleeveless errands” had signed Anything was likely to boy might be sent to the cobbler’s for “a pennyworth of his best stirrup oil" happen on 1 o'clock the About be amazed when the then and morning of mighty angry shoemaker applied this “oir to April 1 the Morning Post of London his back Or he might be dispatched the paper which reflected the views of for “half to the pint of those who thought that any truce with pigeon’s milk" to the bookseller's for the Irish was a betrayal of Great a telegram from Dublin received “The Life and Adventures of Eve's Mother" to the butcher shop for a stating that the Kildare Street club “meat auger" or to the bakery for “a had been seized by the Irreeoncilnbles that the members residing there had In northern England and Scotland been driven Into the streets In their this practice was called “Hunting the pajamas and that this social stronghold of British aristocracy In the Irish Gowk" An old couplet says: Into a “On the first day of Aprile capital had been transformed stronghold of the enemy Hunt the Gowk another mile" In a word With due solmenlty and with headThe “gowk" reality means cuckoo and waa used metaphorically lines that had not been surpus®with Is the the declaration of the Armistice for fool which undoubtedly origin of the modern slang phrase: Germany the telegram was published “To knock a man cuckoo" There are And that night Dublin was flooded American Engcorrespondents— plenty of connecting threads among with cover all these words “Cauch” In Teutonic lish and French— all prepared to The British cabinet Is a fool whence we get our word the new “war" to Downing street for railed gawky and “geac" In old Saxon was a In disbreakfast and the world sighed whence Is derived “geek" cuckoo thnt the Irish when may and mourned meaning one easily Imposed upon ReIn sight “were at It member the words of Malvollo to pe(l‘oe seemed Into ago Olivia: Why And That hav made full you Buffered me to bo thy most notorious r Invention played on? Imprison'd ‘ceck' and again" few know the true story Only startthe April fool telegram that There was In Dublin ed this furore Major Clarice who had at the time ith distinction during the served who had never been World war but tr his experiences the same since They had developed In him that was oiie of humor" he collected peculiar all the On one occasion to be cleaned outside the doors of the largest hotel In down the them Dublin dropped ioom 'S hearty J! Nanr York Qty Simple Mattwr Visitor (at quiet resort)— Whatever do yon do here when It ralna! Native— Oh we Just let It ralnl When chickens are raised by artificial means under the conditions which they have to grow and develop are often far from Ideal If In addition to this handicap their ration Is too scunty’ln amount or If Its composition Is un8iifted to their needs there Is little hope of being able to grow them at a profit Not only this but the unfavorable Influence of wrong conditions early In life may extend throughout the first laying year and so result In a de with the creased reiurn as compared Income froTtr a Well grown" Hock -controlled experiments Carefully ttmi a poorly bulnnced have shown ration fed to young chickens not only reduces the rate of gain hut also reduces the mature weight of the pul lets increases the age at which the re first egg Is laid and materially duces the number of eggs that will be laid during the first laying year fed to the even though the ration pullets nfier they are placed In the laying house may be s good one from the Since next year’ to a poultry enterprise will depend large extent on how well the pullets Is worth are grown It obviously while to give them the very best of from attention care and hatching time right on through the summer about poultry The newer Information nutrition shows clearly that there Is no one best ration Either simple or complex mixtures may he used provided they are balanced with respect to the essential nutrients required by growing pullets Properly Speaking “I see a paper la giving prize foi couples married over tifty yeart" an endurance “That’ contest" in your mouth? tongue bad breath? Watch When you clean accumwaste matter out of your system works thoroughly gently efficiently with smaller doses Non Safe for young and old Coated them Vanish ulated FOR CONSTIPATION GIANT NEON ROOF Racon of Horffitnlity SIGN Leading Cause of Damp Litter Is Water Dishes When damp litter appears In the laying house too often the ventlla tlon ot the house Is blamed and we full to look for other more common While looking causes of this trouble causes of damp litter for possible keej) In mind that It takes only small amount of water to cause poul try litter to seem real damp The chief cause ot damp litter In poultry houses Is the water fountain or drinking dish Always look at the first Oftn arrangements watering Many you will find that they leak times they are enslly turned over mmee h bitd Wttlk HOTEL Newhouse JJ SALT LAKE CITY UTAH One of Salt Lake Ci t y’ finest hotels where guest a find every comfort— with a warm hospitality Garage in connection Cafe and cafeteria 400 Rooms Each with Bath $200 to $100 them and carry the water on feet to the litter Many of the better fountains do not have any of the above faults but the floor under the fountain Is wet This condition Is caused by the water dropping from the beaks and wattles when the birds drink This Is very noticeable where there Is not enough fountain space allowed In the pen Winter At it California How you feel in the morning tells the In Contrary to the belief of many lime the form of oyster shell has no ef feet on the color of the egg shell When pullets are kept In good con ditlon there is a greater likelihood of a sustained egg production There la also less danger from colds and mult dry ideal Chaffer American Pictures Popular American talking pictures are being produced today In 17 foreign lanDutch Esguages: Czechoslovakian peranto French Finnish German Hebrew Hungarian Italian Polish Portu Jugoslgvaklan Rumanian Russinn Spanish guese ind Swedish —Collier’s Weekly cte£r In C roe A PALM SPRINGS Although culling can be practiced as soon as the chicks are hatched nearly 40 per cent of an average flock ciflleSrBel ween ’iuMB order to make a profit on dressed poultry farmers should charge from 13 to 20 per cent more for dressed birds than for live ones Ughter fowls lose the greatest percentage of weight In dressing JLong the Foremost Deter! Rttori Hie Wed — siorvelou ctimofw — wen tunny Invigorating loyt— clear starlit nights — sir — splendid roods — gorgeous mountain winter home iconoo— finest hotels — the Write The presence of additional lltne In the poultry ration Increases the nurn ber of eggs produced by laying hena over those produ ed by hens not receiving lime e Sunshin — AH The lack of lime In the poultry ra tlou may cause soft shell or thin and eggs The brooder house for turkt should be moved away from other buildings to grohn) known to be free front contamination with chicken dls eases Hi W E SUTTON Poultry Facts April Fool's day appears to challenge literary a time In England It brought forth observations when No feed has any effect on the color from such scholars as Joseph Addof the egg shell Feed does have an ison and that prolific and satiric writer effect on the color of the egg yolk to Swift hare Swift seems Jonathan but not on the color of the shell entered Into the spirit of the day and and to have enjoyed the liberties granted Do not begrudge the cost of good to the practical Joker on April first elevator shaft- - ! stock dollar saved on the price of same hotel He writes to Stella under date of a bird Is often ii via barred from the the very poorest econeclairs at the March 81 1713 about a jolly evening ft throw ing (his the case Where And It was he omy especially dinner spent with two good friends “In cothe male Mrd is concerned uesU during In pool was He tired ntriving a He for the morrow" th telegram It trydoia lias vc become a prrrtically m One of the commonest forms of April proverb that the male bird is inc th Fool Jokes during past years in this ) than hqlf the ten strain And strange to say country was the practice by newsphis object for accomplished apers of printing on April 1 some exciThere are three minerals that have thought sSclous Irreconcilable ting story of an event which never hap'fen demonstrated to he essential In been sent by the Fro pened and not revealing the fact until ' the reader came to the end of the Sate government as a halt But tbe3 the feeding f poultry They are lime The break did phosphors and salt their funcyarn There have been Innumerable not yet prepared tion mom th (o h u d hone make egg shell variations of this stunt ranging from rot three almost come for and aid la “ scare" stories shout the digestion blowing np NwPer £ by Although to have ceased wits thererwas Dope Wt 44th St real story 'PHAT’S the) time you! should feel hke" whistling and singing Your muscle should itch to tackle the day’s work Your mind should qugpkly solve the problem that baffled you the afternoon before Don’t let your health slip away so that a night’s rest fail in its When natural recuperative power you awaken with a “dragged out” physical or mental feeling heed those bad symptoms That’s the time you need a dependable tonic to help restore your old time energy Try a bottle of Dr Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery which is sold by druggist Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy tom For ach every and Intestinal This good borne — remedy herb for tlon onstlpa His am) derangeother ments the c Istomacb tem so prevalent even greater favor dicine than of sys- tn these days as a family meIn your grandmother’s day Af N U Salt Lake City No I fS T L’i |