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Show Page 11 OCTOBER 19,2006 THE GARFIELD COUNTY INSIDER I lie lAuGhiNg CONTACT LENS Intermountairr MOTHERS DICTIONARY Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Dad to get up at 2 am also.Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. Feedback:'The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was look- Impregnable: A woman whose ing for $150." memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything CROSS COUNTRY we say. MOVE Look out: What it's too late for your When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our child to do by the time you scream it cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, Prenatal: When your life was still someworriedly asked, "How will we keep what your own. Preprared childbirth: A contradiction from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one car in terms. can follow the other," I reassured him. Puddle: A small body of water that "Yeah, but what if we DO get sepa- draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. rated?" he persisted. Show off: A child who is more talented "Well, then I guess we'll never see than yours. each other again," I quipped. "Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your Mom." last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. Temper tantrums: What you should GALAXIES keep to a minimum so as to not upset The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble the children. Space Telescope photograph of distant Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had Two-minute warning: When the baby's pictures of colliding galaxies for quite face turns red and she begins to make some time now, but with the vastly im- those familiar grunting noises. proved resolution provided by the Hubble Verbal: Able to whine in words Space Telescope, you can actually see Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge." the lawyers rushing to the scene. Garfield Memorial Hospital 200 North 400 East • Panguitch, Utah garfieldmemorial.org Family Practice Dr. Richard Birch Dr. David Grygla Dr. Todd Mooney Becky Roberts, FNP Tim Dennis, PA-C 676-8811 Physical Therapy David Frandsen Speech Therapy Flora Howard Certified Nurse Midwife DeAnn Brown, CNM Anesthesiology Lewis Barney, CRNA VISITING SPECIALISTS FOR OCTOBER 2006 Dr. Robert Nakken 26 Orthopedist 676-8842 Dr. Randy Delcore 12 Orthopedist 676-8842 Dr. Robert Pearson 3 Ears, Nose, Throat Specialist.... 676-8842 Dr. Lansing Ellsworth 26th am Dermatologist Dr. Mark Hansen 20 General Surgeon Dr. Russell Olsen 26 Podiatrist Dr. Walsh 11 Cardiologist 676-8842 Dr. Eric Maxwell 4,18 Audiologist 676-8842 Dr. Ronald Crouch 3 Urologist 676-8842 . (800) 986-6440 676-8842 , 676-8842 Our Pharmacist, Tim Smith, will provide Coumadin testing and results at outlying clinics on the following dates: Kazan Clinic Bryce Valley Clinic Circleville Clinic Wednesday, October 11, 9-11 am Wednesday, October 11,12-1 p.m. Thursday, October 19, 9-10 a.m. Coumadin testing and results at the Garfield Memorial Clinic will be by appointment. Contact Tim at 616-1277. Our Physical Therapist, David Frandsen, will see patients at Kazan Clinic every Tuesday and Thursday morning in October Mammography screening will be available in Wayne County on October 4th & 11th, October 25th in Panguitch, Escalante on October 18th. Clinics - Call For Appointments i ace Happy 95th Birthday Dad! We Love you Marilyn, Irene, Wally, Brent? Lloyd, Sherrill, Sandra, Kim, Kathy *• Garfield Memorial Clinic, Panguitch 435-676-8842 (Mon - Fri) Kazan Clinic, Escalante 435-826-8545 (Mon., Wed., Fri.) Bryce Valley Clinic, Cannonville 435-679-8545 (Tues. & Thurs.) Circleville Clinic, Circleville 435-577-2958 (Tues. & Thurs.) Ordervill'e Clinic, Orderville 435-648-2108 (Wed.) Physical and Speech Therapy r 435-676-1243 Mammography 435-676-1267 Diabetic Counseling ; ; 435-676-8811 Garfield Memorial Hospital Long Term Care Center 435-676-1265 |