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Show first of all | You want reliability when you buy anything of a jewelry store. Half a century of absolute guarantees has established our rep. Anything tation for reliability. right in style Lought of us must be get quality and price or you your money back. | Good r planted seers er inga | cade tried bega thinking a lot gwump t a 3 alwa etect the shrew body ever « i t i a wor ly saw went n ) FIRE. τε Sclence Employed in cf Modern Gunners. Ϊ . ohman Exact f the ¢i on, quite M nd att ee I ΄ n ιν y πα a Sandpoin i al oft ? game 4 Ilow do we with mortars? A ebserver near the shore w s the tarcet communicates the h and vertical angle at which t mortar and the instan of which to fire, and the gun d - y ' in that failed ma 1 3 ¢ if ν \ 5 t had came and 1 re an be helped 'i leave Y ty and wher ning they A sutside, to you would notice “ay ing t I'll wager gamble now solitary sou now my of ] you Free Press yes, his was a wasted life,” sighed the baldheaded gentleman he dissipated? Had he antipathy for work? Was he a gambler, a lover of fast horses, a—” Nay, nay,” interrupted the baldheaded gentleman. “None of these, but far worse. He spent his life en deavoring to raise vegetables which should remotely resemble the gorgeous specimens he had seen in the seedsman's catalogues.”—Royal Maga- ejthe “es ) Sv ~~— —— os body, and they were not five minutes tion of the body,” protested the colonel. “No, but you see work {8 driving with us and we can't spare the time to fool around,” answered the coroner. “But I don't think he died of sunstroke.” “No? Then we'll change the verdict at that!” Mr. Shy—Are you fond of animals? Miss Mature—Very! Mr. Shy—Which one do you like Firet at Last. Stevens works for a German who ts fn the commission business, near Washington Market, says the New York Press. Stevens came near losing his job recently because of his habit of arriving late at the office, and it was not until Schmitz, his employer, told him if he was late again he would be discharged that he mended his ways Now he ts telling his friends how the boss, who never has been able to get the kinks out of the English language, complimented bim for his punctuality. “Harry,” said Mr. Schmitz, “I haf noticed dot you are early of late.” Stevens nodded and smiled and his employer continued “You were pehind pefore! But now you are de fairst at last.” | Ι Miss Mature (with a far-away look) —Man. The Lady's Opinion. A certain member of congress from New England went to a southern state some years ago to make a few campaign speeches. It was his first ex- | perience in the south, and he had considerable to learn One day he stopped at a farm house for dinner. “T’m sorry, ma'am,” he said to the lady presiding, “but I don’t eat hot “Why don’t you?”- she asked, being quite as inexperienced in northern customs as the congressman was in southern. “Because it is indigestible and unhealthy.” “What kind do you eat?” “Cold bread, always.’ Neglected Mrs. Stiles—I do wish you'd try to | keep yourself neater Mr. Stiles—But, my dear, you're not | 80 careful Mrs. Stiles—I'm not? I'm certainly more careful of my clothes than 4 Mr. Stiles—Exactly. Whereas you | should be more careful of me. “Did your husband have anysort of luck at the races yesterday?” “Splendid! The railway service broke down and he didn't get there till they were over.”—London Opinion | special h τί often it “Did you markit, boy?” eis ne ble f it wt 1 Ό ᾿ Ε = lesion Sat Youth (with coffin nail stuck in his face)—O, I'll get along, I guess. There ire 3.000 pass rs on this boat, and I'm. willin’ to they ain’t all you.—Chicago b ore . nd ΙΤ. = The Real Thing “I guess I'l take a poker game,” hissed the “On this yer | but kitchen article in ber muscular with ; moldering 1 useful | zine. hand. Another Philanthropist. Why don't you abolish straps beach.”—Punch. high ψ | How Sculptors Werk. | Prospec enant—I want. | studio for : f z the Caretal Ἶ gamblers | Is rented for tha wife, as she broke up the party 8 fiourish of that homely “Ay.” “Where is My the some of these rhere's a sculptor Royal Maga being k ndicateé the LY depos in ex 8s Glene City of has t i wh 1 ved Ca been ¢ the it i} was whose property is in the company is capitalized for 1,000,000 shares of the par value of 10 cents | | steps on your street car the deal sorry more ] ourse reall SOTTy Tl go for hit hungry for that Bunga Then | usual good health. —Miss Helen Sauerbier Perunais an old and well tried remedy for colds. No woman should be without it Much Power from Niagara. Power generated at Niagara Falls !s to be distributed all over Canada. Bids have been asked on 10,006 tons of structural steel for the Canadian gov ernment. The steel is to be used for towers which will support the cables used in transporting the current. Al ready power generated at Niagara is being sent to a distance of more than 125 miles, and it is the intention of the Canadian government to inerease this distance, says the Scientific Ameri can. Towns in every direction about Niagara will be supplied. *tmag!nary Holidays. J know a man who cannot afford to travel, and yet has a delightful way of deceiving himself. He learns about the cost of traveling, the proper clothIng to he worn, gets a time table, and arranges excursions for himself to various places, and then reads about them in books of travel. To the man with imagination it is a captivating occupation.—Hearth and Home. How’s This? 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Go, and go at once! 1 if signs do not the near fueyes are and my you try to ture will be brighter in the periods I did this | immediately preceding the financial opened.” flurry last fall the Mining May be permanently Ον ercome by proper “T know you did, and I concluded ic | World pay you in your own coin personal efforts with the assistance ng. Cal., says It won't hold wa | A dispatch from Rei “That's too thin I've done with you; you are a cold-hearted, \ sir don't make while youre 4 “You will? You will friend answered Mr | pressively scientists tel] us ] we take more exercise w | will be e 7 cI οἵ Ὁ | with ne i sr legs I'm tr ing to sta betw humanity and ar +awful fate! Sr. Josern, Micu., Sept., 1901.—Last winter I caught a sudden cold which developed into an unpleasant catarrh bottle at onee, and | am glad tosaythat in three days the phlegm had loosened, price of copper will I Toombs, you'll think me bold, but soon go much higher comes trie, the only tell the honest truth when I say copper mines at Mackay, Idaho, will | that I prefer a widower, and a man | be reopened This would mean a who is about middle-age, and in some | pay roll of about $30,000 per month in business connected with the ceme Mackay and will be the means of add| teries | ing greatly to the industrial activity f “How would an undertaker suit not only Mackay, but all southern you?” and central Idaho find could I “J think very well, if In the Beaver Carbonate mine at one. I often told Bungay that | wished Frisco a drift is being run from the| he was an undertaker.” | bottom of the 70(-foot shaft in lowBungay, it's a little “Well, Mrs. | grade ore which shows steady —imkinder sudden; I haven't thought much | provement in values, and it is begot hardly Bungay’s old and it; about lieved that from 100 to 150 feet furhere the of world the in fairly settled ther wil! take it to the shoot of high after; but business is business, and if grade ore from which large producyou must have an undertaker to love | tion was made in the early day you and look after that life insurance down to the 400-foot level. money, it appears to me that I am just A receiver has been appointed for Will you about that kind of a man. the Dominion Copper company, opertake me?’ ating in British Columbia The apbo “Oh, James! fold me to your pointment was made upon the applisom!” cation of the National Trust company James was just about to fold her when Bungay, white with rage, burst «{ Toronto, trustee for the company’s cutstanding $800,000 6 per cent fromthe closet, and exclaimed, The principal factor in bringTouch that ponds. “Unhand her, villain! woman and you die! Leave this bouse ing about this receivership has been the copper at once, or I'll brain you with the the prevailing price of And as for you, Mrs. Bungay, | market, poker! There has been a material improveyou can pack up your duds and quit. | a good and Directions on the Bottle, at the of the head and throat, depriving me of my appetite and usual good spirits. A friend who had been cured by Peruna advised me to try it and I sent for a If the prediction that it Should be Taken According to | First Appearanceof the Cold. Within 200 feet of its heim which PERUNA ADVISED FOR SUDDEN GOLDS. Tintic district, has listed its stock on the Salt Lake mining exchange The| | Mr Now, thousand—yes. Joseph, Mich., writes an interesting letter thre Sol- | eannot fail to be of value to all women whe catch cold easily, ming on retotore under company, Miss Helen Sauerbier, of 815 Main St., St. || on the subject of catching cold, ter.” iron workers are Mr | the You told anyhow. nd night now ru x “Tt's frue and Magill you were going to do it, converter to comple he told me” , men have been w “He did he) ? Tl bust the head off iI er, and 100 will be mel tl blow-in ot of him.” il i in thirty da Ὁ 1 “When you | you? week for the witticisr would be wit anne | Economy. | Grumpy Passenger—No, I haven't {a match. Haven't you got any more | sex se than to board a’ steamer with out bringing your own matches with Whenever something calls it melodrama a Satisfied. “Look bere!” grumbled the old farm er. “This here almanacis a fraud. It predicted snow for yesterday and, by gum, it was hot as blazes all day.” “But, my dear sir,” responded the bland almanac peddler, “it snowed up at the north pole yesterday.” The old farmer's jawfell. “It did?” he drawled, slowly. “Wal I reckon the almanac is all right then | It did tell the iruth, didn’t it?”—Chi; cago Daily News. i Cursed. a critic wants reserved the and stood | and Bun | elf | bad-looking woman | I wonder what James will | “Twenty THE LOST BALL. Scarcity of Humor It is to be ed that Bungay Ν it Lake New properties are being ened up j}and extensive development work has wailing she | een done this year or twic | The South Tron Blossom Mining in | bread.” The Black Sheep. good | miles of railroad in Sweden. The best? “What,” asked the man whohad re | She looked him over carefully, sizturned to his native town after an ab | ing up his scrawny form from every sence of many years, “became of Ed point of view, and after a survey she Ferguson’” remarked with a sniff: “Well, it seems to me that it’s about “Ed? Oh, he’s doin’ fine jot the best livery stable anywhere around time you had a change of diet.”— bere and runs the depot hack.” Judge. “Let's see; he had a younger brother, hadn't he?” “Yes; Lem. He never amounted to much. Wrote poetry and painted pietures. I guess the family kind of disowned him. At least, he went away several years ago, and I dunno whatever became of him.” wheel | ar While he brooded in horror over the | Chafey, Nevada, to the sampler at thought Mr. Toombs arrived. The | Hazen 1,200 tons of ore whiclr aver- | There has been | | aged over $70 a to vidow said Mr. Toombs, Bungay is dead; run | milled at the company mil] in Chafey over by a locomotive and chopped all | 376 tons of ore which averaged $25 a | ton; the mill saving 88 per cent of I the value. Very sorry to hear it madam; haft, on the 1 beg your pardon. Excuse me, |! sympathize with you in your afflic| 200 foot level, the Harris lease has thought I was addressing the cook Thank you; it is pretty sad. But I | cut the famous ledge of the Seven London Telegraph. don't worry much. Bungay was a poor 'Sroughs Mining company. The ledge Explained, rt of a man to get along with; and is seven feet wide at the point where | They don't care for expense here,’ now that he’s gone I'm going to stand it has just been opened, which is| t without erying my eyes out We'll something more than 400 feet north| said the regular boarder at the sum mer resort hotel. “When you call for | have to bury him, I s’pose, though?” of the Seven Troughs Mining comThat is the usual thing to do in lemonade they give you a stalk or two| pany’s Fairview shaft of macaroni with it instead of a such eases.” The new plant of the Graselli straw.” Well, I want you to tend to it for Chemical company designed to treat me. I reckon the coroner’ll have to sit “[ was just wondering,” observed | the zine ores of the Daly Judge Min- | the new boarder, after a pause, “why on him first. But when they get | ing company at Park City, is nearing | ‘through, if you'll just colleet the pieces this baked macaroni tastes so strons completion. The plant at the start and shake him~into some kind of a ly of lemon juice.”—Chicago Tribe. 100 tons of bag and pack himinto a coffin, I'll be will handle from 75 to Go by Contraries, ΄ cre a day, and it is “so constructed obliged.” Bacon—Your wife is a dream! that the capacity may be easily in“Certainly, Mrs. Bungay, Ngbert—Yes; dreams are contrary creased from time to time. “T will attend to it.” | things, you know!—Yonkers States have producers “And, Mr. Toombs, there is another Domestic copper man. been informed that about 6,000,000 matter. Mr, Bungay's life was insured copper of! for about $20,000, and I want to get it pounds of electrolytic SAVED MONEY. as soon as possible, and when I get | American manufacture will be re-| it I shall think of marrying again.” | quired for the electrification of 1,310 “Indeed, madam!” “Yes: and can you think of anybody | conversion from steam to electricity who'll suit me?” has been decided upon, and work will “I dunno. I might. Twenty thou | be begun early next year sand, you say he left?” of Daniel Guggen- fn returning a verdict of sunstroke. “But there was no medical examina- MiMEOGRAPHS — Hektographs, PEMBROKE STATIONERY CO., Salt Lake City. befor mines | each, James!” thought Bungay, as his Majestic mines, owning about 80 vidow took her seat and sang softly, per cent of the $514,000 of bonds of is if she felt particularly happy the Majestic Copper company, has Who'n the thunder’s James? She | permitted the default of interest on tainly can't mean that infamous old | the entire bond issue. It has a right | undertaker, Toombs? His name’s James to do this under the terms of the and he’s a widower; but it’s preposter mortgage. ous to suppose that she cares for him, Up to September 80 there was or is going to prow] after any man for shipped from the Black Hole mine of a husband as quick as this.’ Lady Passenger—Howlong shall we be before we reach Liverpool, vaptain? Captain (who hates to be approached | by the passengers when on duty)Don't know, ma’am, don’t know. Bet ter go and ask the cook. Lady Passenger (somewhat taken aback, but equal to the occasion) —Oh HER PREFERENCE. It was a red-hot day in July that the colonel was riding horseback along a highway and found a man dead beside the road. He hurried on to the nearest house and found that the owner was one of the county coroners The manrallied four or five | neighbors and proceeded to view the the were ns in hink of me zine He Changed It. go en I Wasted Energy. Ah, I fhe mining operation r district in Idaho are 1 larger scale than eyer o th me idows h any wad he con ba out These rni mre killed ; nial d and con I'l ae Glencoe mit y thoug ed in the futur mne fe ] t with —Detroit Box 544, to froze to death and let it hi talk on any subject but hir formation and advice to H. J. ROBIN O. i n | Your invention may be valuable and should be patented. Send for free in P. 8 1 5 t per paper blocked i 10 The he ) 1 Idaho, a Salt tensive nd η iy how Get a Patent. SON, Patent Attorney. Salt Lake City. πῃ Mining be it 11 ' τ took the man to get from I to II, a again from II to ΠΠ; then you wi 1 decide whether, if the ball were thrown over a point half way between IV and V just as he arrived oppoaite TV, the man and the bal] would reach the same spot at the same time—it be tng understood, of course, that he maintained uniform speed and direc tion and that the ball was thrown with proper force Instruments give us the range and observations, and mechanical devices give us the range differences, increasing or decreasing by certain short intervals of time, too short for a ship of any size to escape by attempting to change direction or speed. Our observer's circle has 36,009 divisions.— Capt. Howell, in Scientific American | was i the 1 x The immense deposits o mmonia near Marysv he rest If you were standing at of » large clock. dial_laid flat on g7ound, and wanted to hit wit! baseball a man walking around fifty esunie producer i 4 n turned 1 f at ng There are two new mi Atlantic district in Idaho, w talled in mines where n In pe ved, he closet ir I ὲ to 1 minir of G Methods been ᾳ th qua bepn and | t Ne without ree G tl ' o the ϊ a |he days wife ἃ flattery, “tl in the coun ickwards ar every day, γι 4 pt Witk ¥ in was she ν é tele a a Bur 1 Ν he 1 Osceola, eh 1s ca 1 pounds of ped out of Park City of September n the al estate ct that s juest ioned hub ry ARTILLERY [141 ς ΐ if SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. OF 15,000,000 ing ESTABLISHED PRECISION Over By Max Adeler. THE BOASTER. A SUDDEN GOLD. MINES AND MINING How He Fooled Her Fic Syrup Co. oy Γ SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGCISTS νοίᾳ matter rood oue size only, reputar price S0¢ per Bottle |