Show F J S SOUR t OUR orca BUDGET OF OP FUN SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED A A. Variety of Gibes Jokel Gibes and anti t Original and Selected Selected and Jetsam from ram th the Tide Tlde of Humor Witty Sayings Tb They're Living X In Town Ton No Now When you and I were young lass lash lasI I roamed the fields with you In rustic rustle swings we swung lass And the sky above was blue But years have filtered by lass Since you and I roamed there there- Now we seldom see the sky lass Through the smoke that fills the air The 0 Bobby Bobby Pa Pa what is s an eccentric man Pa Pa-An Pa An eccentric man man Bobby Is ia a avery avery avery very wealthy lunatic A poor lunatic Is 13 called a crank That Was Wai AIL AlL Well well well And so that's Rube Hayricks Happy old Rube we used to call im Gol hang it how he his bas changed I wouldn't a im When did he git to be one of them populists anyway He aint no populist the same came old straight republican he be always al always al- al always ways was But he made a a. vow seven years ears ago that hod hed never shave or git his hair cut again till SUe Sile Williams got ot elected township trustee el e I HI know the pumpkin pie was rather thin as to filling said the landlady almost crying but I dont don't think he had any right to say what he did What did he say asked the second second second sec sec- ond table boarder He asked me if I didn't think that S the pie crust would be Improved ved if it had another coat of paint No Room for tor Doubt Upon what ground do you testify that this colored man Is not a peaceable peaceable peaceable peace peace- able citizen Be Because use sir answered Col Stillwell Stillwell Stillwell Still- Still well he comes from the same community community community com com- that I do And I have personal person person- al knowledge e that he was waa always lookIng looking looking look look- ing for trouble He used to try to vote vota at every election Compliment The manner In which you re reStrained restrained restrained re- re strained yourself was masterly exclaimed exclaimed exclaimed ex ex- claimed the Spanish diplomat You Yon mean from resenting the slights put upon my country said the peace commissioner No From getting Into an undignified fled fied hurry to grab that twenty mil mU- lion llon mat mu Ye Godel 0 rw r o J Ju u 1 O Jefferson Jefferson Aha Aha at last we wo found an actors' actors eating house Book Why Book Why thou hou Jeffer Jefferson Peruse Jefferson Peruse on-Peruse Peruse yon sign You Ton Poor Thing Do you have any faith In this idea that maladies can be transmitted by kissing asked one of Detroit's young society men of ot another Well sir sir I was mighty skeptical tit UH the other night I kissed my beit girl for the first time in my life ae ad ud d Ive I've had of ot the heart ever Detroit Detroit Journal Tricks of the Trade Dont be fooled by this talk theres in a name cou counseled the eminent physician as he be tacked a sounding high-sounding title on a simple ail ail- ment Theres money In a name my I boy boyl I Theres There's money In a name I Nothing EX Rile Klie The Merchant You Merchant You should earn your bread by the sweat of your brow The Mendicant Mendicant Mendicant-Don't Don't Dont I Im I'm in a sweat all de time fer fear dem cops will arrest me I |