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Show ! - I Tuesday, August 17, 1948 PAGE SEVEN TOE t)RAGERTON TRIBtJNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH BRIGHT BIRDS IN CROSS-STITC- & H To obtain seven transfer designs for Bird Designs (Pattern No. 5404) In coin, YOUR NAME, Send ADDRESS and PAT1ERN NUMBER. ts SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK US soma Wells St. Chicago 7, UL Enclose SO cents for Pattern. No Warn AAi Things Ar Rongh In Pern While the U. S. price Index rose 8J per cent last year, living costs In Peru soared ss high as the Andes Increasing 48.1 per cent Between August, 1939, end December, 1947, living costs rose W per cent In the U.' S. compared to 207 per cent in Peru, according to the Municipal Finance officers association. Among 11 nations for which comparable statistics are available, Canadian living costs have Increased the least since before the war. Though the Canadian price Index rose 14 9 per cent In 1947, It is only 45 per cent above the 1939 level of that country. Hard to Satisfy dressed man asked A SHABBILY the circus manager for a Job. asked the What can you do? manager. I can dive head first from a ladder onto a block of concrete, said the man. That I want to see," said the manager. He had a 150 foot tower built and a block of concrete placed In front of it. The man mounted the tower, soared off and lit head first on the concrete. He got up, shook his head. The excited circus manager rushed up. You're hired, he shouted. Ill pay 70U $300 a week. The man shook his head. Why dont you want the Job? asked the circus manager. that Well," .replied the man, was the first time I have ever tried it, and I dont like it. 150-fo- I M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE. WHO CARES WHAT PENS NEXT WEEK?' ALVIN! ARENT YOU SPOSEO TO STAND UP WHEN A LADY ENTERS THE ROOM? 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