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Show ff I " itififiiri iiitiBUH The Dixie Sun Mav 27, 1997 rage 5 HUMOR Dixie Sun Top Quotes for the Year 'No, we're not talking do I spell relief? I spell it How lectually." Christian Hoopcs "Sheep are the perfect animals and they are the only animal that remind me most of my students." - 19th Hole Max Rose on his retirement to to raise sheep "Who's Bob?" MC at Mr. Dixie Pageant Brandi Fox on working late in Dixie Sun Room Xela Jones - have always had a desire to do something big and make a difference in society," said Rollins. "I wanted to prove to myself that I could make a goal and run with it all the way. I had a goal to become Valedictorian and of the importance of good grades and hard "I wonder if I were to walk around half way naked then someone would say something." Yesi Claudio on Campus Nudity "I . work." Kenny Rollins - Valedictorian "I'm proud of the freshmen that played with us, and our coaches were great. They are just lucky that our team wasn't full of sophomore, but we want a rematch." Lynzi Kidman on the Powder Puff football game "Nobody back home will believe me when I tell them that in America, if you have a flat tire a bunch of beautiful, blond, women will stop and change it." I would have known they were tearthe trees. I would have chained down ing e to myself one of them, said another student at Dixie." "I wish full-tim- Tourist view about Lady Rebel Volleyball Team was really fun dancing in the fountain, just wish that it was heated." "It Greg Mills at MORP "I'm right up there with some of your more stupid individuals... I'm so backwards Dixie College student on the soccer field trees I I'm wondering if, now that I'm a slacker, it's o.k. to use that as an excuse not to have any motivation?" "See, I fit in already. "So shouldn't we be the Generation all adults despise, and vote." Missy Evans on Election Ethics Christian Hoopes - 19th Hole intel- - 'liEtillt- - fjClf I that X-e- rs think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty lung, because I lilie people to do what I say. with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, theyd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much. I wish scientists would come up in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans as their mascot. Jack Handy -- eAsB-Q- ' Classified The Dixie Sun is seeking an advertising sales person for next year. Commission and a base salary will be paid to successful applicant. Apply at the Dixie Sun office or call Extra work available during summer months. Must commit to minimum of 2 years. Contact Red Rock Apartments for details. 673-669- 7. 652-781- 6. trouble Are you having Special Summer Rates at Chancellor Manor, 11 South 800 East. Nearly new apartments with washerdryer in each unit, call I hope W-Xr with your Macintosh computer? Maybe can help. Give me a call at ask for Tyler. I 652-366- 0, To 634-905- Apartment Managers Couple needed as assistant managers. Responsibilities include maintenance, cleaning and office help. Compensation includes free housing apartment with utilities paid). (3-be- d, advertise in Section, call 8 2063 or 652-781- the Classified 0 ext. or stop into the Campus Publications office, located in the basement of the Student Services building north of the breezeway. Classified ads are $4 per insedion up to 25 words. Personal ads are $1, up to 25 words. |