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Show THE DIXIE SUN PAGE TWO THE DIXIE SUN April 16, 1958 Seniors Sluff The Call 'Em En Masse Editor Kent Hardy Bang! Bruce Hafen Assistant Editor For 2nd Once-a-YeDay Business Manager Robert Hopkins There you go the Call Em is Harmon McArthur and Durrant Melvyn Sports Editors a with started bang. Verdon Brinkerhoff and Charlene Paxraan If the success of an outing were Exchange Editors Hey, Mr. Butla, whaddaya mean to Carolyn Foremaster Typist be measured in sunburned square Feature, Rodney Nelson, JoAnn Lee, Lynne Harisson, Kathy Wride, and lookit them dawgs? The writers of Virginia Houston Em advise you to let inches of human skin, as it somCall the Mr. Dalton Advisor nature take its course. etimes is, Senior Sluff was Is there anyone on campus you a success. Weary, stuffed, howling can visualize who, with the aid of A Letter to the Editor Lazy Spring Days Have tusks and a long white mustache and completely in love with life, some 65 high school seniors rand several cries of aurch, aurch Last weeks Hurricane assembly while the backs of his to Dixie last Friday evening eturned clapping "A" Students Effect on was excellent. That high school is hands together looks like Wally twelve very enjoyable hours after This, incidentally, is the at Desert Whats happened? The teachers replete with talent. I felt saturated Walrus? Oasis, Nev. This marked Call annual guessing game. Ems with aswhen A entertainment the students looking catch even the of such days for Dixie first the sciOur hint: a possibly anphysical out the window these days. The sembly hour ended, but, as an audiswer is simple. The clouds have ence member, I had had a difficult ence major. The first to tell Mr. High students, and was the hoped-foDalton (excluding Phys. Science climax of an uphill battle which gone, the wet is gone, the cold is problem to resolve during the prowins a free Student Direc- the class of 58 waged against many gone, and most of the students are gram. That problem: whether to majors) obstacles. But if Fridays trip was tory. gone occasionally! watch the on the stage Speaking of student directories, any criteria, there will be more The only thing that can be done or to fix extroverts my attention on the antics how comes in the midst of such Sluff Days. is to admit that spring is here and of the exhibitionists in the audience. errors as Hal Rosengrens address Faculty advisers Howard Putnam let the spring fever have its way. For those who havent been ex- and George Stahelis name, we find and Arthur Butler, who accompaAnd looking at the dreamy looks in nied the group, remarked that they Sturzenegger spelled correctly? most of the girls eyes, spring is posed to psychology yet, an exhibitionist is one who has a morbid And we also find, upon attempt- were amazed at the behavior and really on the rampage. It seems that during this time of desire to put his physical and men- ing to enter the Science Bldg, that, resulting success of the entire day. Highlight of the day was the the year the green really means tal self on display to attract the according to one of the unionized of a treasure chest coof attention those him. This around of burying members the school a to labor force, get grass, but its still hard audience grabbing is ostensibly Superintendent Bunker has adjusted ntaining the individual ambitions of place. I guess Ill have to forgive these done because the deviate has no the door. We now discover an each member of the class. The other way to gain the notoriety abundance of broken arms around chest, which will be opened in five students, though; these teachers are which he desires. Apparently there campus, but oooo, what a dandy years if all goes as planned, also surely getting boring. contained the results of balloting are a few such individuals who love door! RALPH PECK to attend our assemblies in order As for this cowboys and Indians for such honors as Most likely to Most to steal scenes from the legitimate stuff, Im reminded of a famous work for Rocky Mountain, to girl, reform, likely prettiest statue depicting General Custers performers. Tis It? Or 'Tain't It? A few of us students still cling last thoughts. Are you? Actually, and many others which the class A strange island is inhabited by to the idea that an as- we feel that this has been a dandy selected during the course of events and natives tenaciously is a during their memorable sluff day. sembly place where business campaign. s who look alike, but the The Senior Class officers and and entertainment are carried on Now little how about another always lie, whereas the in a quiet and organ- quizzie? For $2.00 in play money, Sluff Day committee, both headed exclusively always tell the truth. A visitor ized manner. Sometimes, during why did Mr. Cameron shave his by Steven Thompson, are to be on the island meets three natives. we find the need to mus- mustache? (This will be multiple-choice- ) congratulated on a He asks them whether they are programs, a ter little of the Patience of Job. (a) because he had ring- purposeful day. s or The It has been said that the ancient worm; (b) because his guard check first native mutters something in- Greeks were so attentive at a dra- came so he can afford razor blades; r audible. The second, pointing to the matic that could (c) because he cut it in a mohawk performance they first, says, He says that he is McMULLIN'S recite the dialogue from total acted one morning, and his wife made j The third, pointing to the scenes afterwards. What a power him shave the rest off; (d) none of lies. He second, says, Knowing of concentration! The Greeks must the above. Men's Store beforehand that only one of the have given all their attention to the (Incidentally, your score on the the visitor natives is a Call ETn test counts as Biology concludes what each of the three is. stage. It is unfortunate that more mem- credit). Lory Shirts Can you? bers of the studentbody do not see Well, D is the correct answer. ! our fine assemblies. The Hurricane Actually, he shaved it off because Ivy League polished cot- More Abbreviations people deserved a larger audience. he looked too much like Jim Blake I tons in charcoal black We know that the administration would look with a long white musShe frowned and called him Mr. and faculty of the College appre- tache. Because in sport he kr. and tan. ciate the attendance of every indiAnd so in spite You know, I think this is a fun ; vidual who is conscientious enough place to go to school. Where else That very night : $4.95 to come to programs after all, can you find such hot lunch , such This is Mr. kr. sr. . Anonymous superin-tenden. these assemblies are as much a an efficient such a comprehensive part of school life as classwork is. It is also unfortunate that those school paper (Chortle, chortle, r-nameless few cannot learn to exer- smirk), and where else would Ray cise some control over their noisy Garner be the center of attention alter egoes. at faculty meeting? SID DEIFSITAS Hi, Rube. Hows it goin? ar Day-195- 8 r pure-bloode- half-bree- d d half-breed- pure-bloode- d well-planne- half-breed- pure-bloode- d. pure-bloode- half-bree- d, d. d, j door-adjustin- . VAA Annual Banquet Will Be Held May 17 at Dixie The Womens Athletic Association at Dixie College will hold its annual banquet May 17, at Dicks Cafe in St. George, according to Darleen Hunt of Gunlock, president. Awards and presentations to outstanding members of the organization will be presented at this time. Miss Barbara Larkin of St. George is chairman for the event. She has stated that the charge for this event will be $1.25 per member. Dixie Jewel Shop g t, Well, our sunbeam today goes to Heres a good trooper if there ever was one. If you dont believe us, well youre entitled to your own opinion. And the sunburn to A. Bruhn, for tearing down the Ski Club Chess tourney results. P.S. I also dont know of any other school where the faculty puts up with so much whozanga from the school paper. The Call Em will now end with a bang. Bang. HURST VARIETY Mr. R. O. Dalton. See Hurst First! SNOW'S Modern Cleaners THANKS Students Welcome It has been an honor and a Expert Watch Repair Watches, Rings i STAN ALLEN Cleaning, Pressing priv- ilege for me to be able to associate with the students at Dixie, and I would like to thank those who backed and voted for me in the past election. Im looking forward to a great year next year, and I would like to remind everyone to keep the old Dixie Spirit alive. Repairing The dictionary is the only place that Success comes before Work. Well Pressed Is Well Dressed |
