Show 4 v t THE CARBON COUNTY NEWS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY AT PRICE UTAH subscription 60 PER YEAR I 1 SIX MONTHS 75 CENTS r strictly in advance advertising Advert leine rates made known on application 1 address all to the carbon county news price utah entered as second class matter april 29 1907 at the at price utah under the act of congress of t march 3 1879 this paper ia Is on file at dunna dunns advertising agency xi 31 J hooper building south salt lake city where adver ad r contracts can bo be made and subscriptions left PRICE CARBON CO UTAH FRIDAY JUNK 21 TE 3 1910 where are the cheap cuta cute of meat asks the louisville times in our memories exclusively europe may yet find the colonels friend the kaiser playing tennis and riding broncos 4 i 5 A new jersey man beat his wife a because she talked he lie will doubtless enjoy the silence that prevails in a well regulated jail jan v 4 talking about oil paintings mr air rockefeller has never been 7 A done in oi lyet As in case of his illustrious father king george of england hai no surname still a letter directed to mr george guelph with the proper street number would probably reach all right I 1 i mr air Io lorimers election to the senate seems to have been an election by and for mr air lorimer what about those sidewalks the news lias has been talking about dont you know e really ought to have them we realize it one life you have to live livent live it 9 gloriously in carbon county utah here the very air has life in it and 2 gladness 1 badness you dont know what life is until youve been here we are going to entertain some of the representative men of te state in a few day days you ought to be a price booster and heip the commercial club show the visitors that we know how to do things in his this eastern utah metropolis yesterday we were asked if we ever saw a bald headed beaded N woman oman Ws we answered no we never did nor did we ever see a oman nomar waltzing around town in her shirt sleeves with a cigar in her teeth and running into every saloon she saw we have never seen a oman noman go fishing with a bottle in her pocket sit on the damp ground all day and come home drunk at night nor have Q e ever seen a woman yank off her coat and say she could lick any tiny man in town god bless her not built that way frequently you pick up a paper and after gla glancing neing at it wearily throw it aside remarking nothing in the paper this week did you ever stop to think what that phrase means it means that chatin in the week just passed no misfortune has befallen anyone anyo nein in our community that no fire has wiped out a neighbors worldly goods that the grim angel of deth has crossed no threshold of a friend that no poor devil haunted by the past or misdeeds of some other has crossed the great divide by his bis own hands so the next time you pick up a paper that announce a tragedy gedy gi div e a little thanks instead of grumbling because there is no news or if you would rather shall we dish up a choice morsel of scandal would 5 our eyes grow round and would you smack your lips with a relish if we were to write up a sensation well we A e can cun do it shall we begin on you do you think youve got that little secret locked up away from everybody well if you could look over the stories in the editors little book bool you would be surprised in all probability to see your name written there and further a story in detail which sou fondly thought was all your own nothing in the paper do you long li 1 see a procession of skeletons marching by your door do you court such a procession we all have our failures and none immune |