Show TROUBLE OVER MERRY WIDOW the hat so named of course Is to meant and the tale Is a DIs mat mal one indeed theres a weeping bride la in borough park and an angry bridegroom too and a frenzied batter jh atter which does not matter aa as much ae as the brides boo hoell hoo writes the poet reporter ot 0 tho the new york tribune when subway trains and rushing crowds of men from every nation had jammed the stairs and platforms of the twenty third street station the ticket seller charlie ilott whose temper seemed erratic held up a ticket buyer with a question most emphatic the buyer israel cohen a milliners erra errand nd boy with a hat as big as ever seen had caused fie te clerks annoy the hat was just a linear yard across from brim to brim while halt that dis dig tance up and down made other hata hats lyk slim for the hat a bride waa was waiting and the hour was getting late but the subway ilott insisted 1 was not built to carry freight so diott emerged from out his box and made a pass at cohen while Is rael beeme I 1 inclined to think time that he be was coin but ere ase luckley luc klee klese messenger was able tays t 3 cape the merry ferry wl low outfit had assumed a woeful chano no longer high and lofty but majhed so to badly that it looked mote mor ellke a pancake than a merry widow hat but but while the tho fight waa was at ita tit height a copper came around arrested diott livai heaven reir kielp fa alp bis his lot bo bufore fore he d tough fough Vone ond round to the nearest station of 0 police in twentieth street they tell ho took poor hott ilott charged with assault and locked him lit 10 d celt cell |