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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH C BEBTM3E iiy THE OLDEST PROFESSION Three professional men, a doctor, an engineer, and a financier, wera debating which of them belonged to Hi most honorable and ancient profession. Mine la easily Id: Th doctor the oldest. Ion't you rernemler that In the beginning Eve was made out of rib In Adam's side? Well, there' surgical operation for you." The engineer aald: "Yes, but before that happened don't you know the whole world was made out of chaos In six days? Now, there' an engineering feat for you. , "but who "Ah," said the flunn.-terIubllc Opinion, made chaos? STRY TIlOItXTOX W. UURGESS FARMER BROWNS BOY AND NIMBLE AS FRIENDS tluil. people I know none la uiore timid than Kimble Ibcls, the Jumping Mount, but a funny tiling about timid people la Hint nfien they get over fear easier and more quietly than aome who are (upixisej to be aery much braver. It waa ao with Nimble Heels. Now, wouldn't you supxme Hint after being almost killed by a great giant that he never had aeen before. Nimble lleela would have been frightened almost to dealh, and remained so? At first he wua frightened. Of course, lie would have I teen a funny fellow If be hadn't been. Hut It didn't take Nimble (leeli long to find out that those hands of Farmer llrown's boy were very gentle hands. Somehow, after a little he liked to be stroked by them. Then he waa wrapped In something soft It was the handkerchief of Farmer Frown's boy. In this he made the longest Journey he had ever dreamed of. Clear across the Green Meadows, up the Ixtng Lnne. across the farm yard to Farmer Frown's house. There Farmer Frown' boy placed him In the snuggest of snug little cages with soft moss for a bed, and left him to himself. Nimble lleela still felt a little weak, ao be burled himself In the Soft mosa and went to sleep. It was night and quite dark when finally he awoke. At first he couldn't Imagine where he was. Then he remembered, and all of a sudden he waa all shivery with fear. It was still, very, very still, so at last he found courage to creep out and examine the place where he was. It didn't take him long to discover that he was a prisoner, and a perfect panic of fear swept over him. The next day, when Farmer Frown's boy came to look at him and ace how he waa getting along, Nimble lleela wouldn't poke ao much as the tip of his nose out from tinder the moss. Very carefully Farmer Brown's boy uncovered him; When he saw that Nimble lleela was all right he covered him over as he was before and left him. After a while Nimble lleela poked his head out to see what had become of Farmer Brown's boy. No one was to be seen, but there was the most tempting pile of seeds and grain. Nimble Heels suddenly felt hungry. After that he understood that Farmer Brown's boy would not harm him, but was his protector, and at once they became the best of friends. Always Nimble Heels was sure of finding something especially nice to eat In one of Farmer Browns boy's pockets. He was safe. He was safer, per ALL the f. IIP A IP A t41JQVV Top, what Is barbarous? War before poison gas. Bell Syndicate. WNU Service haps, than ever before In hi life. But he was prisoner. Not even safety could make up for lost of freedom. Nimble Heels began to pine and lose his npetl!e. Then It was that Farmer Brown's boy showed that he had an understand I Ing heart and was In truth a friend He took Nimble worth having. lleela In tils pocket and started down the Long Ijine. Out on the (reen Meadow he went straight to Hie very place where Nimble Heels had Jumped up his trouaers-leThere he took Nimble Heels from Ids pocket. Making sure that no enemies were near, he set Nimble From cels down In the grass. sheer Joy In being free once more. Nimble lleela Jumped once, twice, And If only he had k - - f three times. , ii looked back to see, lie would have seen the most surprised boy ever. "Whewl That little chap is Mrs. Roosevelt was Inspecting some Jumper I exclaimed Farmer WHEN In San Juan, Puerto ltlco, It was Brown's boy, admiringly. she asked the camera man to make this picNlm aeen ever had he the first time ture "to show really what It Is like." She Is hie Ileeia Jump. stundliig at the edge of a pool of dirty water WNU Service C. T. W. Dursuw swarming with (Ilea In the center of La Perla, one of the slum streets. viS I ' ' i . i j ! i 11 -. THROUGH A By ONERS JEAN NEWTON A PRAYER A WOMAN out West asked a dlvorce on the grounds that her husband liked neither her country nor her petticoats. Lest our readers doubt our seriousness, the woman's name Is Mrs. Lennore Ewald, her husband Thomas Ewald, and the news dispatch on the matter hails from San Francisco. The first charge In this unique action Is that Mr. Ewald criticised the United States, declaring It a rotten country, and asserting the people and the laws were no good." He even threatened, says hi wife, to take their children back to his own country. As If that were not enough, Mrs. Ewald Insists her husband criticized her petticoats as not long enough. We agree It must be hard for a woman to hear her country criticized. Of course. Its being done every day, even such accredited officials as senators and representatives calling Uncle Sam Id Ills present aspect some very questionable names. So many people are unpatriotic. That may be what alls the country. But of course that makes It no easier for a wife to listen to her own husband running down the dear old U. S. A. And then to criticize one's petticoats most of us today call them slips as being too short I I That might very well be the straw that broke the camels back. Of course there are other things that some husbands criticize which never this husband apparently touched on, that would be even worse to bear, and which his wife might have credited on the consolation side. There Is, of course, his wifes mother. Or at least her family. Such criticism might be equally exasperating as his unpatriotic attack on the country. It depends, of course, on the Intensity of his wifes family loyalty compared to her patriot-Ism- . Then he might have criticized her friends. Getting even more personal, he might have criticized her English. That Is usually very galling. He might even have criticized her mental equipment which has been known to have fatal results. And, If he Is a par-- Roosevelt Medal Offered the Public I Jo You Know CAMPBELL By ANNE NEW GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE I ORD, when I stand In thut first moment, blinded From being nearer (he rising sun, I will he wonder-strucand unre minded Of all the kindly deeds I might have done. Give me thy pity. Lord, and blnme me not. For the omission of my sorry lot, charRut with thine ity Judge me by wlmt I truly meant to he! (Copyright.)- Taking his tomahawk, the Indian went from place to place In the camp scalloping the people. - WNU Service WITTY KITTY Bv NINA WILCOX PUTNAM BONERS are actual humorous found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teachers. it the wild e tree of the old world is the parent c.f most of the 1500 or more varieties of apples now cultivated. They were popular among the Roman about 22 different species being known at that time. crab-appl- WNU Service James II was exposed and nished. var- drill Is a tool for boring holes. Example: We had a fire drill A Anthony was an undertaker; he came to bury Caesar. Marc A penthouse Is a place for re- ligious retirement The saye the wouldnt marry an specialist; she hates He sneezes enough to cause his men who can see through her. skull to Jump and his brain to rat. Bell Syndicate WNU Service. tle. d y C. Bell Syndicate. when emigres decided to alap the President in the face by overriding bla veto of the veterans couipen hi I km and government employee' that at last there Hilary was a definite and breach. Many person here thought the President bad a recalcitrant bunch on Ills hands, and that there would te plenty of trouble during Such Is the rest of the session. not the case, however, and, although there will be differences arising, Hie remainder of the session will show few cases In which the wishes of the President will be absolutely disregarded. The reason for this sudden change Is simple. An election campaign confronts all of the niomliera of Hie house and S3 members of the senate. At the thing ha been explained to me by numerous representative and senator, they were In a political situation where they felt they would rather alap the The President than the veteran. President rnn scold or apnnk them. It Is explained, but the veteran have votes that are a good deal rougher than a spanking by the Chief Executive, from the standpoint of politic. Now that the potential candidates can go before the veterana of their respective districts and point with pride or something to a vote to restore the compensation, the campaigning members feel they are sitting In a good sent They are ready to be good. I am told that Democratic leaders In the bouse and senate have bad Innumerable visit since the vet vole from member of their party who wanted to assure the administration that they are regular" again and will stay that way. Having ohtnlned what they thought they had to have to Insure their they will now vote according to direction ouce more. Then, when they start In their home bailiwick, they will talk loudly and long about supporting the President In one apeech and In the next, if it be In a strongly organized veterans' ares, they will shout about their friendship for the former soldiers, sailors and From which It ought to marines. be appnrent that the whole thing When President Roosevelt anwas Just a part of the great game nounced settlement of the labor conof politics. troversy between Wolman Not the automobile Dd th ndus1,r Neutral American Democratic bolters could not have Real Federaoverridden the President by them- tion of Labor, and proposed the selves, and that creation of a board to adjudicate Just Playing fact gave the the various questions, every one publicans an op- here thought naturally enougb that portunity to play be would select a representative of The Republicans the industry and one of labor, with politics as welL in the house and senate saw a the third man being neutral. The chance to embarrass .the President natural conclusion Mas that the They nudged the Democrats from third member of the board would every angle to override the veto have no ties with either capital or and Joined with the bolters on the labor. There was much surprise, vote just because It would put the therefore, when he named Dr. Leo Democratic leaders on a hot spot Wolman, of Columbia university, and would be offensive to the Pres- New York, as the neutral member. ident That Is the way the game From what I can gather around of politics Is played. If one looks Washington, the appointment of back over the records during the Doctor Wolman was a bit disapCoolidge and Hoover administrapointing to those who wanted a tions, plenty of Instances are shown real neutral to sit as a member of where the Democrats, then in the the board. Doctor Wolman's knowledge of laminority, Joined the bolting Republicans and progressives In bor questions cannot be denied. He votes that were embarrassing to the has demonstrated his ability and President his capacity to understand the As a matter of fact, there still is problems. The objection that I some doubt in the minds of many hear, however, does not run to that observers here whether Mr. Roose- phase of his ability. Doctor Wolvelt had sound reason for his veto. man has been associated directly He charged that the bill, as passed or Indirectly with William Green, before the veto, would add president of the American Federato the regular budget of the tion of Labor, for many years. HowThat Is true. But I ever he may desire to be Impartial, government cannot help recalling that there are however basically honest he Is, the two budgets, now. One of them Is thought In many places In Washingthe regular budget and the other, ton is that Doctor Wolman cannot many times larger. Is for emergency be neutral as that word is acceptAt least some of ed by the general public. expenditures. those Democrats, who broke with the President on the question, are The weeks best laugh: Federal asking why the government has to Home Loan board regulations recut down on Its regular budget while that applicants for loans subthrows money quire It expands and mit with their applications, first away like water from the emer- a close up photograph of the gency budget It does cause one property, and, second, a street to pause and think about It scene" that will show a littie of adIn other words, the thought of joining property. These photothose men is : why is It such a crime graphs have the purpose and the to spend about of a bilvalue, of course, of providing a genlion dollars the way congressmen eral knowledge of where the money want to spend It when the adminisgoes. tration is spending some five or six But the headquarters office of the billions the way it wants to spend loan system was not quite prethat tremendous sum. pared for two photographs which I cannot help recalling It received in connection with one Further, that, when the economy act was application that came frem a colpassed during the extra session last ored man In a little southern town. spring, I reported to you that the In complying with the request that curtailment of expenditures for vet- a "close up photograph be submiterans and for several other pur- ted, the applicant overlooked the poses under the regular budget, was fact that it was of the property and I said at that sent in a to be short-livepicture of himself, a photime that it would be given back tograph that disclosed the wrinkle Two acts of congress and gray hair of his age as well as In pieces. since have restored a total of 75 two exceptionally large eyes. For per cent of the amount taken away the street scene, the applicant had from the veterans, and the last act himself photographed In his best of 15 bib and tucker, namely, his lodge of congress restored per cent pay cut to the government uniform. And he was riding a biworkers and will give them another cycle along the street. beginning July E by Western Newspaper Unto. speech-makin- Afternoon Gown A mountain that erupts lavs and hot ashes Is known as a catastrophe. Brit- apiH-are- WNU Service. and sprinkle with sugar. Pour over six tablespoonfuls of water and tleularly Irrational man, there are bake In a moderate oven until always her looks. translueenl For six bananas, use With all due sympathy with this six teaspoonfuls of sugar (brown Is woman, who has certainly had a best), with a pinch of salt great' deal to contend with when It comes to a husband addicted to Bananas Baked in Lemon Juice- the Intolerable brutality of critiCut four large bananas Into halves cism, things might Indeed have been lengthwise and put Into a baking This charming afternoon dress, by worse. dish. Peel two large oranges and Beil Syndicate. WNU Service. divide Into sections. Add the sec- Ardamse of Paris, Is In black rnaro-calcrepe. The waist, sleeves and tions to the top of the bananas. Sift scarf are trimmed with steel emcupful of sugar over the f oranges and add cupful of broidery. lemon Juice with aoy of the Juice left from the oranges. Bake 20 min- hour. Then dip into the following utes. Serve hot or cold. Very nice batter and SERVE BANANAS fry in deep fat. DralD with cold meats. on brown paper. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve. D ANANAS make delightful salads, Banana Fritters. - fruit For the batter mix and sift one cocktails, desserts, Ices, baRemove from the sldns eight and may be served as a vegetable. teaspooncupful of flour, f Bananas should be thoroughly ripe nanas and cut Into halves length- ful of salt, teaspoonful of then Into wise, Sprinkle quarters. If used fresh. f Those a bit green baking powder, add cupful f tawill cook nicely and be wholesome. with powdered sugar, of milk and one beaten egg. Add a f and of lemon blespoonful juice tablespoonful of melted butter and tablespoonful of grated orange beat thoroughly before using. Baked Bananas. an rind. Cover and let stand half (Copyright.) WNU Service. Strip the skin from the firm yellow fruit, scrape the banana to remove the strings which give an acrid flavor to the fruit Cut Into halves Uncle Sam, Business Man lengthwise, place in a buttered dish n , one-ha- lf one-hal- one-four- one-hal- one-hal- one-hal- one-hal- There la trouble brewing for President Roosevelt In auotlier podirection. litical More Trouble It Is not a direct result of the over- Brewing riding of hi veto. That fact does aptx-a- r to have accentuated the difficulties, however, Tour local dealer carries Ferry' Pure Bred Vegetable Seeds. Now according to most of my Informants. The question that la before ouly 5 cent package. Adv. the administration and leaders of the Deinocrutlc party Is: what Is the Too Valuable attitude to be toward the progresCikh luck I seldom displayed on It It sive aud other Insurgents. the bargain counter. known, of course, that there are tnemliera of the bouse and senate, elected a Democrats, who have no more right to call themselves Iera-ocrthan some of the radical group of the minority can claim to be Republicans. They are InsurThere la no other proier gents. label. They have not, do not and Too Much Food, -will not stand hitched to any program for any length of time. Lot Hours, Roosevelt and "Rig President Smoky Jim Farley know full well that the Democrat must have the help of Atmosphoro the progressive and the radicals In some ports of the country. Thl is especially true in the Middle West. But the administration cannot turn against the militant and fighting young Democrat who have fallen Into line solidly behind Itoosevelt and the New IteaL This Morning No Acid If It snubs them, It scorns the step! YET la and that ascend did It which Headache1 No Upset Stomach by The younger never good politic. group of leniocrat take credit for Scientists say this is the QUICK the smashing victory of 1052 and EST, SUREST and EASIEST way to combat FEELING TIIE Mr. Roosevelt cannot Ignore their EFFECTS of the clamoring for recognition. most powerful acid neutralizer known Like a ghostly shadow across the to science. do this: Just path, however, flonts the forms and TAKE 2 tablespoonfuls of Philfaces of numerous powerful men lips Milk of Magnesia in a glass of who broke away from Hoover and water BEFORE bed. In the morning take 2 more tahlcspoonfuls with the supported the Roosevelt candidacy. juice of a WHOLE ORANGE. That's The Roosevelt blessing already ba youll feel great! been bestowed upon Senator Hiram aliiOrTomorrow take the equivalent amount of Johnson, a Californian, who was Phillips' Milk of Magnesia tablets. elected as a Republican but who Each tablet is equal to a tcaspoonful of the liquid. supiKirted Mr. Roosevelt's candiGet genuine Phillips' dacy. Senator Johnson Is up for Milk of Magnesia in the On the other election this year. familiar liquid form, or hand, there Is young Bob I a the new, marvelously of Wisconsin. Surely, he convenient tablets. Be was a liberal all the way. He sup- sure it's PHILLIPS. . . Mr. the kind doctors endorse. ported Mr. Roosevelt as against Hoover. But young Bob has had NOW IN TABlfT no such blessing from the adminOH LIQUID fOKM istration. Indeed, Big Jim FarMEMBER N. R. A, he Intimated that has strongly ley wants to see Wisconsin elect Charles Broughten, a regular DemAnd ao It goes. ocrat OF Too Much Party" Last Night V M Fol-lett- e, lydlcif HcQM tid-bi- At the very first fire all the ish pantaloons fell. to Bo Good veil it qut-.Hu- 1 Womans Eyes WaahlUKton. Congress Is showing every algn of wanting to be good boys and girls N out Ready aud play ball with d 0 LOST 57 POUNDS DOVH ON FOOD "I lost one-thir- d one-thir- d 57 Salts and lbs. by taking Knuchen it had didnt cut down I m, jxJV Jg At f I V y.. 1 31 no ill effect on me. I on a single food I recommend it to any-- i one who is overweight Mrs. A. Ropiak, Bo. Milwaukee, Wiec. 1 slender, w'n youthful figure take a half of tcaspoonful Knuchen Salta in glass of hot water first thing every morning. While fat is leaving you gain in strength, health and physical charm look younger. Many physicians prescribe it and thousands of fat folks all over the world haTe achieved A jar lasts weeks and slenderness. costs but a trifle at any drugstore. But make health sure you get. protect your Kruschen its the SAFE way to reduce and money back if not joyfully satisfied. i Salt Lake Citys Newest Hotel ffnTu. V"- t Lus - ii L HOTEL TEMPLE SQUARE 200 Tile Baths 200 Rooms Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM one-fourt- h The girl that marries a traveling .alesman because of her love for travel, says pouting Polly, soon medals bearing a portrait of President Roosevelt, and the finds that the only time she gets to BRONZE seal on the other side, are offered to the public at $1.00. go placet is when her husband Is Mr. Roosevelt approved the design and the Philadelphia mint struck oil on the road. WNU Service. CL Bell Syndicate. the medals. CUT FAT-DI- DNT Just opposite Mormom 1.30 Tabernacle ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. OLD AGE PENSION INFORMATION Send stamp. JUDGE LEHMAN - BILIOUS - Kan. Humboldt ATTACKS - Mr. Emily E. Childer of 355 - 2nd Ave Twin said: I Falls, Idaho, would get attacks of Jaundice and my skin would turn a deep yellow, even my eyes were yellow, and I had pains in my right side. I had no appetite, in lost several pounds weight and had scarcely any strength. I would gel Golden dluy spells too. S used Dr. Pierces Medical Discovery and have had no trouble with my liver since. New size, tablets 50 Cts., liquid WNU W 15 84 |