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Show CACHE AMERICAN. NEW IDEAS LEND CHARM TO FROCK THE FEATHERHEADS LOGAN. UTAH By UiborM POKt'T WANT to HA'JE To SEND THIS SUIT To THE CLEANERS R6UT AWAY I rTTf:nr tM i J I HASttxY EVER THAT jo WIFE VERY GOOD AT TAhflJr SPOTS OUT OF CLOTHES That's The Trouble- - WHAT DO YoJ MEAN, FELlY,THAf5 r W1 Last week she Removed A TEN SPoJ IS Too NUNS MY Sally Sez TUNES OUT Good Clean Fun ROM mY other, suit The Trouble' 2 NV If "Does your wife believe everything yon tell her?" Im not quite sure about that. All I know Is that she patiently Us tens to everything I tell her. FINNEY OF THE FORCE By 6 Ay Td OleufMla Wistim Minna WHO KNOWS? Truth Is Stranger Vats A turn. bicyelt foes fsrthest when the wheel Be doe industry. HOME INDUSTRY LET'S PATRONIZE Friend Somewhere the sun Is shinlDg. Weather Man Then yon think Fm safe In predicting fair and warmer. tfldi EASY TO ANSWER 2193 KJV.NA Ttila ts the type of dress that gives a lot of real pleasure. Those perky sleeves with the unique shoulder and yoke arrangement do the most amazing things made In tulfeta or for example, they stand right out with a lot of "ginger. But do them In a soft crepe, voile or crinkly chiffon, and they fall caress ngly upon the arm, which means, of course, that theyre becoming to anyone. The frock Is as easy to make as It Is lovely youll like the motion that little skirt panel gives when you walk the easy fit of those little tucks at the waist, with their ensuing softness. The skirt panel may be omitted If you prefer the skirt plain. Inttern 2108 Is available In sizes 12, 14, 10, IS, 20, 30, 32, 34, 30, 3S and 40, Size 10 tukes 2 yards 3!) Inch fabric and yard contrasting. Illustrated step sewing Instructions Included. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address, and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth street. New York City. SR.. 1 BUT 1 REA.O! INJ A. j r oojt beueveJV book! y (X i ookjr s tve DAD6UM WHAT TW ORATES .. MtT AokjT SO I Alt RK5W- Cause of Snicide A predominant cause of suicide among both civilized and savage peoples, according to one author ity, is an accumulation of aggressive, destructive instinct in the race which cannot find an outlet otherwise. Thus it is less in wartime than during peace, when there is no way to express the pent-u- p aggressive energy by killing somebody else. THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY T- COME ONJ UJE.LL AST Tho Englishman Boys British, And Brittama Kales the Haves Its good old Ssxon custom And tho whole world know IT PAYS LOW ATT i TMiNKSy The Intermcnntain products Are the main springs of ear life. Buy them, boost them, know them Make them winners in the strife. M. E. FITZSIMONS. Jackson, Wyb 934. hv I L Principal Now, Bohby, what do you like best at school? Bobby The going home, sir. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. V. 8. Pat. 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