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Show CACHE AMERICAN. I.uCAN, UTAH B(DND5! i - r f v-- ' 4t - .zT t ',-- ) Tdlh-i Vll 3. ' UtoiL 4 jl -- p- an. rile aelllsh man irai always doing hit beet to Cassius who make lilt own emle meet. BONERS are actual humorout tidbits found in examination paper., etuya, etc, by teacher. Gareth rode along a high cliff and Into the Jaws of yawning abbess fell A sphere together. Skating Costume BEDTIME &My THORNTON W. THE SURPRISING SECRET OF STICKYTOES I'O.t a long time afler Stickytoes he Tree Tontl had left him Johnny Chuck mil perfectly still. Me I never 1" actually forgot to eat. be exclaimed, over and over again. 1 never! I believe he really meant It, tmt I never before heard of auch a thing In all my life!" Yon see Stickytoes had Just told Johnny Chuck a secret and It watt thl. secret that so nstonlshed ' v ik. l Vwltt y f jpi t$ V V i- - v ;"ir sz!vt t: j X Thera Were a Number of Plants About Me, but They Were All In Those Queer Pots. Johnny Chuck. It was the secret of where Stickytoes hud spent the last winter and where he Intended to In fact spend the coming winter. he wns on his way there when he happened along where Johnny Chuck was st ulling himself to pass the win ter In comfort, and he had told the secret to Johnny In a whisper when Johnny had asked him where he would spend the winter. You will have hard work believing It, hut it Is every word true, Last fall I Stickytoes had said. happened to be over close to Farmer Browns house and I discovered some very nice plants growing right on the doorstep of the house. One 1 visday when no one wns around ited them and I found a lot of bugs on them which, of cqurse. meant plenty to ent, so I decided tostay I knew it was there for a while. about time for me to be looking up BURG the winter, but I place to Just couldn't lean those bice plants. They were growing In queer red things, which I believe are called pots. The earth lu the, pots was very fine end easy to dig In and always was damp, because every day Farmer Brown's wife watered the plants She seemed very fond of those plants. Whenever I heard her coming I would hide under the leaves at.d keep perfectly, still, and she didn't see me at all. fio I stayed on and on after I knew that I should have hunted up a place to sleep for the winter, Then the weather became cool and ! grew so sleepy that 1 Just had to find a place to go to sleep. So ! dug myself out of sight In the eurtli In one of those pots. You 6ce, It was Just the kind nf a place I like to sleep In. I don't know how long I slept, but the next thing I knew the earth was so warm that 1 thought It must he that Mistress Spring had arrived, so I dug my wav up to the surface. For a little while I was so surprised Hint 1 couldn't even think. There were a number of plants nround me, but they were all In those queer pots. The leaves were green and there were flowers on some of the plants, and the air wns Just as wnrm as In summer, but when I looked up I couldnt see 1 two hemispheres stuck Three times when animals spoke to people In the Bible are when the snake spoke to Eve In the Garden, when the ass spoke to Balaam, and when the wlmlo spoke to Jonah and said, Almost thou pereuadest me to be a Christian." Bacon said thnt where there Is a twinkling of symbols. no love, talk Is but stK-n- e What Is heredity! It means If your grandfather didnt have any children, then your father probably wouldnt have had any, and neither would you, probably. An Important Invention of the Renaissance was the circulation of the blood. (. Bell Syndicateo ) WNU Servlca. ok msKQoi BENEFICIAL BRAN FOODS Among the timely suggestions for the season Is this divided skirt of brown velveteen, most practical of skating fashions. It Is shown with a soft yellow suede jacket, a suede beret and Norwegian knitted mittens. any sky. I could hear a bird sing Ing but It wns a different song from any I had ever heard before, and when 1 finally saw the singer he wns all yellow, and was In a queer thing, all made of wires so that he couldn't get out. The Jolly I.lttle Sunbeams were creeping In under the leaves of the plants and when I looked In the direction from which they came I saw the most surprising thing. I was looking out of what looked like a great doorway, only It wns covered with something hard that I could look right through and outside everything was all white. I found out afterward that that was snow, the first snow I had ever seen. It took me days and days to find out nil about it It seemed to me that the whole world was topsyturvy. Now, where do you suppose I was? 1 wns In Farmer Brown's house Yes, sir, that Is Just where I was. Farmer Browns wife had taken these plnnts Into the house And the clerk that sold me the and me witu them. She discovered disillusioned Doris, saye fur, me that very first day. swore I would never tee one When Mistress Spring really did like it." come back the plants were put out WNU Service. 5. 1932, Bell Syndicate. of doors again, and I left them for Now Im going back to the trees. Nose-Printe- d spend this coming winter In Farmer Browns house. Its the finest place In the world to spend a winter. You ought to try It Johnny Chuck. This was the surprising secret of Stickytoes which Johnny Chuck was having such hard work to believe. I dont wonder, do you? But It was true, every word of It I wonder If Stickytoes will spend the winter there this year? 1 y DOUGLAS CAC II day It'g another boy, Yogo Hailed by DepartEach eight Its another placs, ment of Agriculture for A search for a later Joy, A and! from newer face Many Reasons. Sb say a It's a better way, United Pu!h Shs says, sod she ought to by th know; Prepared NU meet f Airlcuityr. I think of an older day, A Dew winter wheat, tint Tbs days of ths long ago. been released by the Iiepartuient of Agriculture and the Montana agriEach day It snotlier cultural experiment station for limgirt It's not like It used to bs; ited trial In Montana under farm Oos look, sad heart swhlrl. conditions And only one girl for me Togo Is thought to be the best Its not like It used to seem i hard red winter wheat yet produced A look, and a heart for thla northern area by the wheat astir, A walk, and a maiden's dream. breeders of the department. It And only one boy for her. survives the severe winter of Montana, yields well, and la resistant Each day twaa the soma old boy, to bunt or stinking smut. These Each day twaa ths tame girl still. three qualities, dlfilrult to romblne No search for another Joy, In one wheat, furnish the basis for No quest for t greater thrill. distributing yogo and for believing It may be It tied her down. that It will be successful In northHer chanrea, perhaps, were few ern areas. She married right here In town. At present there Is no seed availA fellow ahe really knew. able for distribution. year a C. 1H1. Dooulss U.lloch. ) WNU S.rvtc. limited to distributed wat quantity U fanners In Montana for fall If the variety eontlnuet to Grapple Crime Now show outstanding performance general distribution of seed will follow. Yogo has been develced and thoroughly tested by the department for yield, winter hardiness, smut resistance, and milling and baking qualities. In ltk"" It was one of BO varieties texted for smut resistance. After the seed bad been Inociiluted with smut it was grown at eight experiment station In the Great tluins area. Yogo ranked eighth, averaging only I.? per cent of Infection, whereas karniot, a hard red winter wheat grown extensively In Montana, averaged tTil per cent Yogo combines the hardy characteristics of all leading winter wheat varieties. In It are Bclogllnn. rec ognized In Its original home In Itus-slas one of the most hardy red winter wheats known; mlnturkl, which Itself was a cross of Odessa and Turkey wheats originating In the Black sea region; and Buffum No. 17. a hardy selection from Turkey developed In Wyoming about twenty yenrs ago. Yogo Is one of many new varieties that are being tested In the comprehensive winter wheat breeding and Improvement program of the department In with the state experiment stations In Here Is Charley Fox, new police Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorachief of Euclid, Ohio, a Cleveland do, Nehrnskn, Wyoming, Minnesota, suburb. Charley Is a South Dakota, North Dakota, and professional heavyweight wrestler Montana. He thinks the knowledge he acquired In that line will help In the Good Idea Is to Unite quelling of criminals and boisterous a roughage which raw bran to the soft foods, which Is the large per cent of foods taken, Is most Important. The bran which is tasteless may be added to cooked cereal, stirring It In until well mixed. A tablespoonful Is a good amount to use In a dish of cereal. characters. O If one cares to take It In the water when drinking, stir In a spoonful IP IP and It goes down very easily. For constipation of long standing there Is nothing better. Take a glass of water with two tahlespoimfiils of bran to all our food bread, confections as well as cake which makes It very agreeable to take. Bran Bread. Take two cupfuls of bran, three teaspoonfuls of baking powder, two teaspooncupfuls of flour, f ful of salt, one egg, one and cupfuls of milk, two table spoonfuls of molasses, and two Sift tablespoonfuls of shortening. dry Ingredients, except bran, add the bran, milk and beaten egg. Add molasses and the shortening melted. Beat well and bake one hour. This makes one loaf; add of a cupful of nuts and you will have a most delicious nut Pop, what it a fraternity?" loal'. An intellectual huddle." THE A A KNOWS one-hal- f one-hal- three-fourth- s . 19S2. Western Newspaper Union. . Best in the Master 1932. Bel Syndicate. 1932. bvT W. Burgess.) o Wilcox Two Weak Bee Colonies The uniting of bee colonies for winter requires some Judgment and rare. There may he In the yard a fairly Btrong colony with plenty of brood and little honey, and alongside it a queenless hive with plenty of honey and a decreasing force. The uniting of these two will result In a strong colony with all that Is needed for winter. Queenless colonies, as a rule, should be united with colonies thnt have a good queen. It Is useless to try to winter over a queenless colony. To unite two or more colonies, remove the cover of one hive, spread a sheet of newspaper having a few small holes punched through It over the frames, then lift the other hive from the bottom board and set It If a directly on the newspaper. third colony Is to be united with this, take off the cover of the second hive and set on the third hive as before. The bees will gnaw away the newspaper and thus unite without fighting. If the queens are equally good, the Job of killing the extra queen can be left to the bees, but If one of the queens Is old or otherwise Inferior, she should he Imnted out and killed beforehand. The ultimate objective of hog cholera control Is the suppression of hog cholera virus. This Job depends upon Improved sanitary measures voluntarily applied by every It Is a comfarmer raising hogs. munity effort and at no time In the last 20 years has there been great In the supneed for pression of hog cholera. The procedure Is simple. Initiative on the part of community leaders In the application of simple procedures will go a long way In checking the spread of hog cholera. Obviously, much depends upon a correct diagnosis, and veterinary assistance Is Important In this technical service. A prompt diagnosis, plus proper treatment, plus sanitary measures, means a potential protection against loss In every community. Prairie Farmer. WNU Service. Putnam ro(kA APfUSC9 Itrw SMITH ads MAS wrt kjrif TM1 mvr Ht LCtr A Motmt AQOwvrmaoAV ut RxJUO LOCATED 'EM HJ AU OlO PAH OP PAkrrs VA4eu lu! aps pour oo 1 cur Bitty Wt RES A CKAS04 Look Whos Here! Cx Into, 1913, CHURCH IS TO BE ATHEIST THEATER Shows will soon take the place of sermon lu the great cathedral of fit Isaac In Leningrad. Once one of the most fashionable and luxurious of sll Russian churches. It la to tie a playhouse for the Irreligious, end lie first production will be "The Cathedral of fit. Isaac." a aatlre on the life of the ealnt after whom the basilica I named. The announcement of the change la made by Prarda. It will be the first time In Soviet history, we ere told, that a church has been converted Into an atheist theater. The great cathedral wa designed by a French architect, Richard do Montferrand. and wax finished In ISTiS, after 30 yenrs of lubor, Ralph W. Barnes, Moscow correspondent, tells ns In the New York Herald Tribune. Rullt In the shape of a huge cross, and crowned by an enormous gilded dome 320 feet high, It Is made chiefly of Finnish red granite and marble. The main entrances form four porticos, modeled on the Pantheon at Rome. The church cost $12,000,000, and Is famous both for Its rich Interior decorations and for Its Impressive facade. Literary Digest, Use an Eraser For the third time she said to her little son, Run quickly and wash your bands for dinner." He looked over Ida hands and then returned the verdict: Sfother, they aren't really dirty Just kinda blurred." Montreal Star. 1 Doctors Give Creosote For Dangerous Congts For many years our best doctors have prescribed creosote in toms form (or cough, cold tnd bronchitis, knowing bow dxngrrou it U to let them bang on. Creotnulsion with creoiole and ix other highly important medicinal clement, quickly and effectively atop all cough and cold that otherwiie might lead to serious trouble. Qeomulsion I powerful in the treatment of all cold and cough no matter how long standing, yet it is sbiolutely harmless and is pleasant and easy to take. Your own druggist guarantees Creo-mulsiby refunding your money if yon srs not relieved after taking Creomul-io- n a directed. Beware the cough or cold that hanga on. Always keep Creo-mulsioo hand for instant use. (adv.) Salt Lake Citys fewest Hotel k i; 2 STOPPED-U- To open the nostrilaand promote clear breathing use Mentholatum night and morning. swat ..P . -- 200 Tile Baths 200 Rooms Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM $1.50 MENTHOLATUM! Salt Lake City, No. tpsowiB TEMPLE SQUARE ,NOSTRILS; W. N. U '.ii, .jtisLX,. HOTEL P Jnt oppostti Mormon Toitrmsdo ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. 32. SanFranciscos Newest AND MOSTJIODERN Downtown Hotel! COO Hotel Sir Francis Drake just Outside Roomit off Union Square most conven- 223 rooms at $3.50 179 rooms t $4.00 196 room at $4,50 and Bp ient to theaters, shops, stores, business and financial district. Only California hotel offering Serviaor feature thus enabling Biff- you to combine "maximum privacy with minimum tipping. All rooms in the Tower with ' - c- H snap-phot- , Western exposure have ultraviolet-ray ) windows. In every room connection for radio reception, running filtered ice water, both tub and shower. Dinner in Coffee Shop from 755 up in Main Dining Room from $1.25 up. Also a la carte service. (sun-bath- i;i ilteji1, dssate Motel i gold-dug- Baby Dear, Deg, Playmates unuxunl friendship exists between baby deer and greyhound, both owned by Mias Klolse A morel 1 of Puboll, Wyo. Every day the two animal go out Into the country together and play. Mis Amorettl found (he deer after It had been deserted by Its mother. An A woman entered a shop and said: Have you any cream for restoring the complexion?" Restoring, miss? You mean preserving 1" said the clerk heartily. P, S. He sold her $17 worth of complexion creams. Cash Tear. first-clas- s d All stung the borlxon of trade there are bright spots which mark successful sales achievements during ths days business baa been called drab. Chocolate C sea ret Is brand new product that baa made good. Tbs nation's favorite flavor ba been given to an old standby. Decision fullowed two years of testing and s unanimous approval of the merits of ths new candidate for faror among ths laxatives. Doth ths old Canon ret and tbs Chocolate Csxca ret are to share ths famed slogan, They Work While Tou Sleep." Adv. Tact Rye Is a reliable crop for the dairyman who needs early pasture, says Dr. C. H. Eckles, chief of the Minnesota dairy division. Although rye is not considered a dairy cow pasturage It supplies more pasturage late In the fall ns $-y:well as early in the spring than other crops. The complaint Is sometimes made that cows pastured on rye give somewhat tainted milk, fw hnt this can be avoided by pastur1 TT with ing the rye moderately, I ITTT.E Donald Frank Queen Is far too busy brushing his teeth to at least a partial feed ofalong ol.LYVVUUD has a new ordinance providing that the nose prints grain. If In he to is care the that he ns an aid fact won about the for taken must the picture that the rye Is to be used as the sole feed, recovering police posing of nil dogs there first prize of $.')00 In the recent Master contest sponsored by trouble may also be averted hy reThe them when they are lost or stolen. Our photograph shows the pet of a says that a fool of the Muster Photo Finishers America. The photograph was submitted . screen actress being subjected to the process by E. E. Crumplar of the and his money are soon moving the cows from the pasture by Mrs F. P. Crawford of Columbus, Ohio. bureau of identification. 0 1932- Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. a few hours before milking time. X fr A man hanged long ago crime bs did not commit has as bis monument ths old tree umb-- r which bs met bis death. All of ths tree which dead exland near Fayette, Mo., cept ths limb from which ths man was hanged. According to musty records. In man was killed In June, IV, 7. field, and John (Tiapman, a neighbor, was charged with ths crime. Despite his protest of Innocence hs wss found guilty end sentenced to death. After the noos had been fastened around bit neck and the rips thrown over the limb Sheriff Boyd McCrary asked ths condemned man If bs wisher! to make statement, Gentlemen, you are hanging an Innocent man," retdled Chapman. As be predicted years afterward another man confessed ths slaying, clearing Chapman's name. Grit CMt VJMfT fw9ALK Dairyman Needs Rye turn 2E TREE IS MONUMENT TO INNOCENT MAN EDDIE, THE AD MAN Control of Hog Cholera KITTY McKAY By Nina WNU Service. Snap Contest Hollywood Dogs Must Be ((f). MALLOCH New Wheat Holds Out High Promise !trt jffn 1 nV V cftWfc FT ttil time of year tnlllloiia of small lnTrliic likt fl.h .warm aim. the shore of Honolulu fur couple of socks, nj all get out after tlii'tu. Men, women Jibs native children crowd the seawalls. and the fl.li re tui tiilrk Hint It Isn't necessary arm to lull the hook. A suddenly ai the fish come and no one know, a here. they iliatpin-ar- , THE OLD WAY Private garage in basement of hotel building with direct elevator service to Lobby and all guest-roo- floors! Sin Francis EBISL&ESIE Huoara - Nxwcomb Horn Powell Street at Sutter Co. San Francisco |