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Show EVERTSNS BRASS TACKS A New Nickle Electric Lamps Tea Kettle Cheapest Ever cot more tlian thing of un 1,1:0 I.d in the II, Ulorr tU war. b.l tbcre U one util'll has l'm ot im I, ii i mv i l.i d until the pnte I ti.mi in any lime in the a t v.e n f r to h.rmc Lamps Nmr let'.i' wire we able to oiler muH priii v a at e tlie pres-rwatt tine Itie seventy-livwild l.iiup w I. nil a few years ago ttic at 7 m' in. a m IN at 2dc and Is tutor than ever b tore, j ii ; t v lamps alilrh we now 'lie line toeot are b t. r in quality wit at than anvthmg we tiavc ever had Inline at that pi lee. Everton's Mme M IN a lot Of electric lamps We have tlie Wi Mir, chouse Lamj)i liny your lamp' here. M l i,,.r 1 nl Another Guess Coming the doctor, looking it I.. eay tor me to IV the m.itnr with you! MV What This N not n erely eye trouble; It us an nth tun ot l lie nervous sys-ti'there are all the signs of hu r trouhle. of fatty degenera tioii of the heart, of a bad blood uppN. Hie only thing I can reeommind n -Here, lu re!" crii d tlie pntlent -iMit it about time you looked into tin other eye? That's my gl.us one. you know." -- Ah." Mild Into one eve, I Underdone Very Young Bride: "These eggs are so small, dear, I must ask the grocer to let tlie hens sit on them a little longer." In twenty five years there has the been very little change Ui slpl cnient Lott Hit Head j judge gale .ui On ion g o r I at up a you Inin 1. n.- speitor a eh.ii.ee to riitu.d Tie Kroer said. list mv In ad "I am guilty All the n.urmi.g I In Id mv t while governin' nt avails in- per ted my .Mali-- , ta 'id my butler. smcliid mv nii at, graded n kcroi no In sr'di.i u, yo.r i cr. I had Just iimwirid t!.i" U oral quesUonuant .. 1 hen th. b:d conn s along and wan;. to tag' moving pu lures of mv il.'i was more than i.u'd '..u..; I parted him in the eve" MUSICAL A who 1 h.u.-sel- 1 ketshape of r.Ukel plated tea tles. Tliry have always remainThe ed Just about the su me. sides are straight up. tlie lop is out rounding, the spout comes Just tlie same, and all decorations Now are JuH about the same. comes a new shape in a ntikel tea kettle straight sides, sraighl cover, new slant on top. new style It I tlie classiest .xlmiic spout. looking nickel plated tea kettle Believe It or Not we ever saw. and a lot tf other a A Ft ou liman i a lav i..ii people tell us the same thing Who sntd there Is nothing new London and t d' t under tlie sun. told tlie nuiM t me Illll thing he waitd She a k !.(1 h' what he wouut l.t. No Sale "I wad h'.e to l.t sr An old darkey visited a doctor afore 1 dtv A piper the w..d and was givm definite Instruction , . as to what he should do. Shaking plated a f w riu s. 'I leave was about to c he tu.t d recover man all head his when tlie doctor said. "Here, Kas- pat a : . : da d ims, you forgot to pay me." "Pay for what, boss?' The Mark-U- p the For my advice," replied 1 u t: u i J.i. k - -- A" doctor. No, suh! I ain't (twine to take what give the kitty to my ht'le MMer las' aiik1" It." and Rastus shuffled out. Eli: Hiaitid Jne"Yi-- , rrv tie man." Salt of Soldiery Li:t!e Jack "Will, r.a .'.a,, t George: "What docs It mean come cur and take t'u m ail here in this book by 'seasoned back." "Are you the v ..u m me troops'? Jnn: "I expect they were mustered by the officers and peppered by the enemy." Instruments -- 1 Wc save you money on Instruments. Anything from a Jews Harp to a Saxophone. ! . YOU I WILL FIND OUR PRICES I ARE RIGHT. ! NEW 1 AND USED INSTRUMENTS 1', Carpe Diem! Dead Carp There once was a man who saved up for the Future: all Omniverous And put in his money-bo- x he could spare. Janet: "Jack says he can read But. ah! for the poor, economical you like a book." moocher, Olivo: "Yes, but darn him. he arrived and the The Future wants to live tlie Braille System." man wasn't there. Precaution Cache American tsV TT Ii IT, f 7 J...vJ'j. .T v - . - A -- -- - .L LOOSE GARDEN For the Tired World SEED The frequent weddings blosWhile I was In Europe I saw soming lor'h about us lately re- a bed twenty feet long and ten mind us of the young bridegroom wide. who missed his train on his wed- feet "Sound like a lot of bunk. ding riav. and In the excitement his bride: "Do not telegraphed Human Catapult marry til I come." why Captain: "Answer me did you desert under fire? Civilizing the Natives Private RaslUs: "Cap'n, lilt's an de gospel trufe, Ah wuz Jcs backdiscovered has Explorer men of the who tribe beat African in up foh to git a good start to ground with sticks as a sign of charge. anger. New Item. Well, well! Fancy Rolf spreadVain Hope? ing to equatorial Africa! Dr. Quack: "I had a great many more patients last year than I The Difference have this. I wonder where they have all gone to." "Do right and fear no man. Nurse: "Well, all we can do i; "Don't write and fear no hope for the best. More for Your Money We buy all the be.st sellers in seeds from the best seed n't bulk, not in small packages. When seed is pack-i- d piovvers in small packages it costs us much more and we cannot ciu big values like we can when we sell seed in bulk. Best That Money Can Buy We do not buy second grade seed. We do not buy seed fiont growers who do not have a reputation for producing quality seed. Best Varieties Having sold seed for many years we are in a position to sel-r- t. the varieties that are best adapted to this climate. You will be pleased with the varieties which we recommend. More Kinds to Select From Tlie small seed dealer who sells only a small amount of seed cannot carry the large variety of kinds which we have m stock. You'll find more of the odd varieties here than elsewhere. GOOD TOOLS MakeEASY WORK We Sell the Good Tools Prices are Reasonable Guaranteed TYPEWRITERS Bought and Sold a good crop We do not guarantee that you will raise with our seed. However if for any wdl - the iru fied with the seed you buy the end ot me "I ""n " if purchase year. BUY NOW Stocks are complete sold out. RENTED AND REPAIRED. J' swwr- H now, later tome varieties 'PH may be j-- i - . ... |