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Show Page April The Brigadier 2 Whatever happened to Sammy Davis? editorials Wei!. Zoel Jabriskie. I think it would gre beat! So here's the stilly sory. i Dont knock if until you it try at alxnit stayingMany students have been complaininghour later because ol' Daily Demand Comschool Ilex puter Scheduling- (DDCS). In a handout written by new the DDCS of committee, concerningArnett, chairman scheduling program, he explains the reason for the longer day: Everyone must attend the scheduling group meeting at 8 a.m. (Instructional time will begin at 8:30). Therefore, it is necessary to extend the school day to 3:30 for the - one-ha- ll - - . . present. It might be possible to reduce the time in the scheduling group meeting. Much of this depends on the cooperation and efficiency of the student body. It is, therefore, our duty to give this program a chance e it. and not to a chancel Remember, somebody gave the hot-do- g . . on assignment Our man Joel Zabriskie essa. Bynn Llack, like Buane Dinghnm, "WEter Milliams, what do you think about having a story with (he chames nanged? . pre-judg- Band presents top assembly Concert Rand has The always presented outstanding as22 was no exception. March on one semblies, and the William Mr. of Mathis, the band preUnder the baton sented numbers that took the audience from France to an There were serious religious numbers, American and the wild antics of the Worried Drummer. The highlight of the program for many came when Batman and friend swept down to apprehend fugitives of the law. The highlight for others came with the presentation of selections from South Pacific. For the members of the band, the assembly was a climax to weeks of rehearsal. All that the audience sees is the finished product. Members of the band know the pleasure of doing a piece well, but they passed on to the audience the thrill of precision. The band deserves sincere commendation along with a wish of good luck as they prepare for their grand finale on the spring concert. The rules for nunny fames are spery vimple. Rule number one says' that to make a nunny fame, just switch the first lwo tetters of the nwo tames. For example. Lizzie Borden becomes Bizzie Lor-den. Rule number two states that for wames nith a vowel, just switch che tonsonants. For example, Ann becomes Enn Edmunds Ad-mund- s; or, if only one part of stame narts with a vowel, Dal the Olson becomes A1 Dolson. Rule number three states that for names with cwo tonsonants, both or just one can be switched. For Example, Shelley Melville becomes Melley Shelville. Or, Thomas Chandler becomes Chomas Thandler. Lets just start out with a sew fimple ones, Frill Jischknecht, Doren Luke, Clan Dark, and Ravid Dich. Hark-le- v Others are CJlerrv Jabt Marston. Him Joltkamp, Pusan Sayne. Rinda Lasmussen. and Shannv Daw. with a little more meanBecking are Svnn Lampson, Beo with, Horry Tuish and Mom A few Titchell. How. about Chit-chel- d, l, Cill Bosby, Hob Rope. Back Jenny, Dyllis Philler, Ral Camp-ton- , Shina Dore, Gerry Porno Huddy Backet, Rickey Mooney Wonathan Jinters, Lerry Jewis' and Smom Tothers. Some more are Knon Dot t s Ronna Deed, Cony Turtis. Tiz Laylor, Gimon and Sarfunkie, and Mean Dartin. Those that rank among the highest nunny fames are Heven (Heve) Stofheins and the Dynamic Duo, Ratman and Bobin.' a Patriot Portrait BULLETIN: Bisten Krybee and Ickey Mibarra. It seems that we alwavs run against some that are quite hard to change like Mike Mitchell. Pat Packer, Mel Martin. Barbara Bingham, Randy Remington. Robert Riddle, and Marilynn Monson. Some popular teaciiers names are Gale Doodson, Coger Rook Lourtney Ceishman, Pary Warold Hilliams, and Wred Febb. Famous names are Mad Gen-ro- Jarianne Mefferies, Tari Brunnell. Cill Bowley, Meryl Churdock, Mank Fraas, Shoger Reffield, and the famous dallet bancer, Tynn Lolley. Some nicturesque pames are Konny Leith, Gicky Runn, Darry Lenham, Bay Reckham, Pirn Jetty, Mennis Donson, and Bott Scernhard. Then theres always Musan Pent Bretersen, Merrie Sheredith, Loren Arson, Lis Chraycoek, T o n r a d Ceichert Moyd BcAffee, and Moel Jurphy. Or Peve Steterson, Gis Kreert-sen- , Bowell Lennion, Bott Scerry- - Super-flas- h 1, 1966 hoe-dow- n. BYH bus proposed for 1984 A time of grave crisis lias come to the school, and it is up to the studentbody to unite and combat the menace. BY High has traditionally been a car pool school. Each day anxious mothers or irate fathers line the street to await their offspring as they come bounding out of their classes. Occasionally, there is a pile up of cars that makes it impossible for the loaded cars to move in either direction. As a remedy for this congestion, The Brigadier proposes that BY High acquire a bus. However, it would be impossible for the school to acquire sufficient funds: therefore the students are being called upon to help. Beginning Monday, all students will be asked to bring all of the stamps and gas coupons that they can acquire. At the end of the year loyal students will be asked to donate their locker refund. At this rate, it is estimated that the school can procure a vehicle by 1984. What luck!!! Here n' there n' Lynn Tolley is going to sue a everywhere bulletin-write- r statements concerning ballet dancing. for libelous Brother Howell locks his office door and practices putting with his cane at noon. Rick Gunn got lockjaw and couldnt argue with anyone. Steve Thoreson set the boys hair length record of 8 Leonard Lee was second with 7 14. 12. Coach Leishman has announced that all hoys trying out for basketball must have hair no longer than 4 and may w ear black low-c- playing shoes. ut se J: Mr. Penrod, creator of the gink, kidnapped last weekend by the largest gink he has ever seen. He was returned in time to tell of his harrowing adventures to his first class Monday morning. w-a- :Je :jc s i: Terri Huish, recently removed from cheerleading, announced that she is backing Richard Hayward as new cheerleader. js It is reported that Rusty Anderson takes baths in hct chocolate and drinks his bath water! Joel Murphy lost his voice and couldnt talk for two days. He used four reams of paper, three pens, and 20 pencils to express himself. 4c $ Batman, Robin check on BY Batman and Robin, famed stars of The Batman" television show, are visiting BY High today, sources have confirmed. The Dynamic Duo have as their plans to go throughout the class schedule of bulletin-fame- d ballet dancer, Lynn Tolley. In a personal interview with Lynn early yesterday, he revealed that he would like to join the Dynamic Duo to make it the Tremendous Trio. One of the expected actions of Batman and Robin is to stamp out the villian. Procrastination, in 250A, or the carrels. A stupendous race over, around, and between the study stalls will definitely enhance the chase. Batman and Robin, whose real identities can be discovered on the back of the package of Friekles, plan to make the visit to BY High an annual affair. Brent Ashworth By studies, Admiral "Bull" It has been said of Chester Nimitz, He is a man of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows. Chester William Nimitz, U.S. naval officer and commander of the United States Pacific fleet in World War II, was born on a small farm in Fredrecksburg, Texas, on Feb. 24, 1885. Nimitz was graduated from the U.S Naval Academy, Annapolis, Md., in 1905, and during World War I served as chief of staff to the commander, U.S. Atlantic submarine force. He was appointed chief of the bureau of navigation in 1939, and commander in chief of the Pacific fleet following the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in December of 1941. Nimitz's command in the Pacific (equal in size to Gen. included both naval and land forces. With these forces, Nimitz and his famous under- Mac-Arthur- s) super-econom- y One of the main reasons for their visits is to find out completely about the new Daily Demand Computer Scheduling or DDCS. They plan to study and see if any of the teachers plan too many beef broth breaks instead of their classes. Batman expressly requests that no more than 300 students try to climb into the Batmobile at one time. A previous visit to the school up the street saw 450 students try to get in. C lassified ads FOR SALE: Four lousy type writers dating back to 1924; come to Journalism room (480E) for demonstration. WILL TRADE : One stick of bubble gum for a Batman Club card. WANTED: One script Junior Class assembly. for the FOR SALE CHEAP: Used of the Senior Class Halsey and Admiral William Leahy, were able to fight and win the greatest naval war in the history of the world. From the Battle of Midway to lwo Jima, Nimitz with a great love for his nation and the deep admiration of his soldiers, sailors, and marines crushed all enemy resistance. After the war, Nimitz returned to Washington where lie was appointed Chief of Naval Operations, lie later retired to his home in the San Francisco Bay area. It was there one month ago that he died at the age of 80. Nimitz was the last of only four men in American history who readceived the rank of in miral the United States Navy. He was the only man in our history to receive his high school diploma while wearing his five stars (he graduated lmm high school in 1948 because ho left high school as a young man to enter the Naval Academy). If, however, one wanted to trace his greatest quality, it would have been his humility. His military five-star- " strength in World War II rivaled and many times topped that of General MacArthur. Yet. never once did he make any military or naval decision for his personal gain. Nimitz, a farmboy from Texas, was a patriot. It is said of him: He was the John Paul Jones of our era. script assembly. FOR RENT: One ex Navy bell to use in plays, assemblies and for calling dinner guests. See Sherm -- Needless to say, their Federal subsidized lunch program made it impossible to get more than 255 in the famed Batmobile. Also, a new electronic device automatically ejects all students if 301 students are in the powerful car. the Brigadier paper published under the authority of the Brigham Young High School Studenty Body, 500 N. University Ave.. Provo, Utah. A NSPAFirst Class winner 1964-6Second place winner Utah Journalism Education Assn. Writing Contest 1965 School enrollment 200 5. Smith. WANTED: One empty scrapbook so that at least one person has a yearbook this year. FOR SALE: One MG sports car1 see Steve Thoreson. FOR SALE: One pile of junk (formerly a car) ; call Glabe. Jerry & FOR RENT: One slightly stained axe; see Emma? or Lizzie? ot Editor-In-Chi- ef Associate Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Asst. Sports Editor Business Managers Chief Photographer Dawn Thurston Larry Christensen Noel Zabriskie Brent Ashworth Ron Smith Zoel Zabriskie Kris Geertsen LarryFord Phil Thomas Editors Linda Christensen Greg Duerden Nane Cannon. Kim Reporters Hanson, Mickey Ibarra, Steve Soffe Adviser Hal Williams Exchange-Distributio- n SITUATION WANTED: One bov for each event in trackSee Coach Gillette. - ' : CATERING: Call BYU Food our specialty-b- ox lunches and cold hamburgers plus yester-da- y s BYU leftovers. Individually slopped together. Ser-vic- e; 4 WANTED: One pair of red ballet slippers; mine are worn out1 call Lynn at 374-000- Dear Editor, Right now the Junior Prom, which is an important school event, should be the topic of conversation. Every big high school has a formal Junior Prom and almost all juniors work on it weeks before the Prom. It seems that in our school the juniors need a bucket of ice water thrown in their faces to wake them up. On one side the girls think if is important enough to start to plan a Prom. On the other side the fellows missed the train completely- Shouldnt the planning be done as a class? Sometimes I wonder what gentlemen we have in our Junior Class, wrho hand the problems to the junior girls and then think they can put their hands in their pockets. I dont think we can ever do this project without the help of 7. Authors name on file |