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Show Did It Ever Occur to You these wintry days. You can get it in any quantities at the Camp bell Drug Store. That we are yet awaiting the daily newspaper the people of Bingham were promised on the arrival of 1925., That altho the officers foraged forag-ed every restaurant in camp on Sunday they found conditions satisfactory. That the man who is without a job won't believe there is such a thing existing as prosperity. That the, former British ambassador am-bassador Sir Auckland Geddes, said the other day, "Important as was Columbus' discovery, there is no more important discovery dis-covery to-day than the discovery discov-ery of England by Americans ' and the discovery of America by Englishmen." lie said a mouthful mouth-ful in a few words. That the Notre Dame footballers foot-ballers met with a hearty reception recep-tion in Salt Lake City. That some people are under the impression that the bootlegger boot-legger is in close touch with the Mints. That money isn't everything but it means quite a lot to the party who is without any. That regardless of the advise we give our high school graduates grad-uates in this column, they will marry. That the fire companies met on Wednesday, night. There seems no necessity to further elaborate. That honesty never has to get anybody to help it out of trouble. trou-ble. That we haven't had a murder mur-der in Bingham for several weeks. What's wrong? That a man can't always win a home by giving presents. That there is a.professor who claims the Einstein theory, if, wrong. Well, we never could understand it ourselves. That in spite of what has hap pened we still contend our postal pos-tal employees are entitled to a raise. That we wonder how the coun ty commissioners could turn down any request from a learned man. If after election or before. That in war-time they had snipers and in these days we have snoopers. That when a flapper consults a physician these days about the only thing he has to see is her tongue. That he thought it was bonded, bond-ed, but the other boys say h was bum moon by the way he acted. That a man may be an official offi-cial to-day and a tramp tomorrow, tomor-row, so don't count your chickens chick-ens too darn far ahead. That changes in habits always challenge will power and there is the satisfaction in knowing that will power is the stronger. That there are people in the town of Bingham who never give the patients in the Bingham Bing-ham Hospital a thought or care. Why not drop in once in awhile. You might get in there yourself some day. That there are some real hon- I est-to-goodness people who clean I off their sdiewalks and are not anxious to see old people falling every time they move out of their home. That because you have a telephone tele-phone in your home there is no reason why, you should foct "hoggish" and prevent the other party from using it as they pay just as much a month as you do.' That there are three bakeries in Bingham that make good bread. That there is a lot of money I in this country that even Henry Ford won't get. That it takes two to make marriage a success, and just one to make a failure of it. That a widower's middle-aged housekeeper has to be terribly middle-aged before the. neighboring neigh-boring women quit talking about her. " That matrimonial agents do not guarantee golden weddings. That we don't hear so much blow about the good things that are in store for the Bingham people as we did a few weeks ago. That feeling is about all there is to life, especially if you are bothered with the toothache. That it's darn hard to keep a secret that's worth telling but we will do so for one week. That Paul Ransom's basketball basket-ball team is being talked about all over the State and he doesn't 'care.' .. ; That even the Western Newspaper News-paper Union DID admit we published pub-lished a Christmas edition. That Bron-cho-Iine affords a wonderful relief to those suffering suffer-ing from bronchial ailments on |