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While there Is no Intention of pok-ing at golf too much, some of the an-ecdotes along this line are too good to be lout. Take the euse of the woman who had ber young and observant son out for a walk. They met a friend of the family, a man who likes to be pleasing to children. lie proceeded to question the boy, a bright little fellow about five years old. "Does your papa work 7" from the man. "Sure he does, all the time," with-out hesitation. "What does he do?" and the chances are the youngster knew that the ques-tioner knew the answer. Anyhow the boy spoke right up: Tlays golf." Still Unforglvcn. Heard In the girl's room of Butler college, where powder and rouge is applied: "Jane," asked Mary, "may I use your powder?" "I suppose," returned Jane, as she handed over her vanity case, "but where's yours?" "01 I was with Jim last sight and when he left he carried my key, my handkerchief and my powder away in his pocket," explained Mary between dubs. "Well," luughed Jane, "It's a won-der he didn't carry you away with" the rest of the Junk." And Jane is still unforglven. Definitions. The Woman likes to pass Saturday afternoons with the schoolma'm. Usually there are two or three occmV rences in term time which have helped to form the silver lining of the week's drab cloud. During the spelling lesson the teach er had UKked the children to form sen-tences containing the words that oc-curred In the lesson. "Ivan," she asked a little son of Rossla, "can you give me a sentence with the word 'plight r" "Please Is p'lite," responded Ivan, with a smile that denoted the prlda of work well done. Chicago Journal. His Waterloo. ''Great guns of Iron, Gap t" astound-edl-y ejuculnted an acquaintance. "Your clothes are mighty nigh tore offn you. Been flghtln' with a catamount?" "Nope!" replied Gap Johnson of Rumpus HIdge. "Been whipping thnn-d- er out of some of my kids for being; snssy to me." Kansas City Star. Reverted. Eleanor Franklin Egan of the ad-visory committee for tlie disarmament conference Is noted as a brilliant talker no less than as a brilliant writer. "Woman's 'of fc"9 "h h said at a Washington dinner party. "Yes, It has changed greatly since I went off to the Far East In 1904. "Back In 1904 the idea seemed to prevail that mnn'a lot was getting and forgetting, while Woman's lot was giving and forgiving." Had Misted Something. We had been living In the suburbs for five years, and had Just moved back to the same house that we had lived In before. Our little girl, who Is six years old, was saying "that she was horned In this house." Her little brother said he was, too. Sister said, "No, you were in heaven then." "If I was," John retorted, "I don't remember of seeing Jesus." Chicago Journal. One characterise of a little town hi that you have to hunt up a man to mow the luwn. Today's radical! are tomorrow's Slow Justice Is frequently unjust- - Promise little and do much. J mossbacks. 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