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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That when some people go on a fishing trip there Is no necessity neces-sity for you to worry about the scarcity of fish for a later trip. ; That the mines of Bingham can handle about five hundred extra men after the Fourth. y , That Fred Johnson, the Painter Pain-ter and Paperhanger has returned return-ed to camp if you need him leave your orders at the Bingham Merc, office. That Soloman said, "He that refrainth his lips is wise,. Guess he meant not to 'butt in." That the man who is said to be as honest as the day is long, maybe sometimes does his cheating cheat-ing at nights. ' That this old world can stand a lot of rumours of peace. . That getting people to sign a petition is easy because it doesn't cost anything- Did you sign up for the Bingham News ? That Parley P. Christensen's friends are wondering if he has started up that gold mine in Russia with Big Bill yet. That every man should feel like picking his own mother as one of the twelve greatest women wo-men n America. ... That when you need an Invitation Invi-tation card printed see Clark at the Bingham News. . That Lady Astor claims to be 50-50 English and American, you know ' alf and alf" or as bright lady suggested, "half off." That keeping a sitff upper lip may be alright, providing the knees do not shake under it. . That now with bobbed hair it will be somewhat harder for some men to handle their wives. ... That the skim milk of human kindness is filling but not very nourishing. That if you desire a real cool room when in Salt Lake patron- ize the New Wasatch Hotel 78. West Broadway. ThatU nele Sam's Bootlegging ability is causing much comment. com-ment. Boose of all kinds is sold on Government owned ships, whilst on land the enforcement of the Volstead law is costing millions of dolalrs. That the way some of our European neighbors act one would think there wish is to "Do" America First. That it is said a girl will cross the Niagara Falls on a wire She must want to go to Canada worse than we do. That lots of fellows would get along better if their wives didn't have had such extravagant husbands. hus-bands. That Art Thayer will be glad to meet the Bingham bays at Jack's Pace 77 West 2nd South Salt Iake City where the Bingham Bing-ham Alberta cigar is always procurable. pro-curable. That promises never yet paid a store bill. . That any person who would scratch a pen prohibiting anyone any-one from having a glass of beer these days should not be permitted per-mitted to drink anything these days but water from Bingham creek. That many of the boys realize real-ize there is all kinds of work, but they contend the wages are the same, any kind. ' . . : . |