OCR Text |
Show '.. .. . .... . .. : '' - '. '.. :. THE BINGHAM NEWS, BINGHAM, UTAH dV OUR COMIC SECTIcjIPf On the Road of Good Intentions Jj! n I IU CAU TsX WELL WELL tlEUO ipi A PlLw J IN Of TOP ? MOST COME OUT AND V!?AimJ-- x T HAVE PINNER WITH VS (VVN r A Poser for Mr. Gooch j ? VOO JEST GRADUATED ? - i " J Fdowv coclegc u f I WEM, WW. GOOCV-O- . 1 ' KUOVJ EVEl-OTUVi- , J v I GVE AUSTEVJ v- -j DOUT NA.? )r VJEUL, ' eAvivjTE J vjwpct s t " worgvra VJEVWPAPER. PRKiT SO KAOCU f Mx Y " " STUPP VrJHEKl A GREAT rACsV I WAV4 0ES J "VVA UU VJWEW owe i V ( I v&v &OQM ) Well. That's Diffp- rPnf atta 6n mt ! II SIT DOWN ou b.g bcob I j STRIKE ? ! ump uwed feli i 1 u?f,A and Don't make. 3UCH a dnacet TfW stuff -- y 1 1 I ytNe-AHMONEWO- A BUND A, A BAT, YA Hr t &t ' J2!J 1 I WEAk WNDED ' WHE(?E ThE m MQT pfo e f T " WHERE VOU THINK Trtv( J V&L- - ! .d AC -- 0U:CEAT BIG H1M ' J i V '? '" '"' " " - imJ ' , I ... 6LatM SoZmi W'L,L YU S'T VOm I lOHfEuy.LOOIdlTHEart MWFlSHOOEBTHEee 1 ' Ipv,mP itTI" AND AllT VUlTH A Hdl HAT OM MllNNl. HELLO YOUQ. 6PECi -- YA fQ HEAVEN Ak.&' CEMTEMEjN Wilt CLAOLY HI (7 J f t f LARGE llomeTovm PROFITS w being made by Dealers in Radio through the extra-ordinar- y demand, and consequent quick turn-ove- r, of the appa-ratus which he handles. RADIO is here to stay. Have you con idered how a Radio Depart-ment would improve your yearly balance sheet? Radio Merchandising The Semi-Monthl- y Magazine of the xdio Industry will answer all your questions. One dollar will bring it to ' you for four months Three dollars a year. Radio Publishing Corporation Incorporated DepL41,342 Madisoa AreNewYork Cly ft West Texas Military Academy fc)fcv r.o.t.0. Saa Antonio, Texas lountu SjiLJ AflllatMl with Mm CnlTnltf of Toim, Yjl Wan Point, AnnaaolU and trading lnatltu-L.- (ton of lb llnlutd Blalea. Arm offloora I'M A rieiallfld br War Department. Uniform IJl'J qiipawntUioed byUoTMnmeni 8opr MIMI jruien4io.r School. Swimming Pool. Alhlll Champions o football and BaMtelL OpwuSEFT.S. Writ for new llluitrated OUtogna. J.TOM WILLIAMS, Bnpt. IT VhllD Uses "Cutter's" . Ir lUUIl" Oouriuhmit ibnadt tVo accocninrvae yhoeuir. VETERIIIARIAHs The Cutter Laboratory Berkeley (U.8.Liccnw) California UnnIInUPI QUvI 8hrt breathing n-- ' swelling reduced In few days; regulate the liver, kidneys, stomach end heart) purifies the blood, strengthens the entire (yetem. Writ for free Trial fnatm.nl. CCtLBI CBOffl BHIEDT CO, Dept Ml, TUKT1 CX Ooloe Beatorar will bring back original color eulckty atopa dandruff. At all good drugrlata, fco. er direct free ktois-ES- CUk, W ;' :. .. - LnC -- t 1 Jr Economical Transportation The World's Lowest Priced QUALITY Light Delivery Car $ C 1 cf F-a-a Jmj Mich. CompUt with Body, as Illustrated The Greatest Dollar Value in the Commercial Car Market idZ m c" to carTy milk' Kardcu truck' fced Md Eyery country roerrbnt needj If to enlaree b!i f-- rr- better service to customers. " 3 CosU oo more to buy and keep than a team, but does the work of two teams mna saves one driver. With two extra seats makes fine bus or jitney for livery, hotel or school uses. Can be had with special panel body at very reasonable cott. Comparisons Sell Chevrolet STANDARD REAR AXLE CON-- STRVCTION. Strong. Quiet Ld'chokeSanrf ..-!-,- - ,witch Spiral Bevel Gears. Standard Transmission Standard Type of Carburetor, with three exhaust heater, speeds forward and one reverse. , . Powerful, Valve-In-He- ad Braking System-t- oot the same type a. used in swSessftJ service broke, hand emergency brake, cart selling at much higher price" StandardElectricalSysiem Start- - Demountable Kma with extra er, storage battery, electric lights. rim. Standard Cooling System pump Full Weather Protection Water. circulation, large, honey-com- b radia-- proof curtain) for entire body tor ana fan. Standard Doors-t-wo on roadster Many Other Advantage be noticed or, inspection, coropSri coupe, and light delivery, four on nd demonstration. touring and sedan. Standard Instrument Board Investigate the Difference speedometer, ammeter, oil pressure Before 'You Buy Chevrolet Motor Company, Detroit, Michigan Division of General Motors Corporation WurM'a Larartt Manu; Thrre ara 1,000 Clirvrolrt Aimliratlnna will t.. P,,-.- .! I l UOAL1IY Au.omoblle. Thraughou, h. WorEi ri;:V';lil;,,:c,t3 Dealers ami Parts Depots Wanted ' in all territory not adequately covered. Address Chevrolet Motor Company 1S33 Wazec Street, Denver, Colorado WHY LIBRARIANS LIKE JOB Get Amusement Out of Singular Transformation of Book Titles in Memories of 'Readers. The scholastic hush of the public library Is seldom broken by a titter, but the llbrarlnnettes in the central circulation department have a steady refuge from hard work In the com-pilation of the singular transforma-tions of book titles that take place in the memories of seekers for literary sweetness and light. Herewith Is the latest unofficial bulletin according to a New York Sun writer: "Have you got Jack London's 'The Shout in the Woods'?" inquired a wist-ful young thing. " 'The Shout in the Woods'!" echoed the experienced librarlanette. "Let me see. I'm sure I can And out which of his novels you mean. Oh, yes isn't it "The Call of the Wild'?" "That's what I said," murmured the wistful young thing "'The Call of the Wild.' - Of course It's a pardonable slip to ask for Galsworthy's "For Rent" when you really want his "To Let" The difference Is hardly worth mentioning. But It's reully almost profane to de-mand. "The Autograph on the Break-fus- t Table." FEATURES OF FUTURE CITY Chances for the Better That Art Assured Simply by the Ordinary March of Events. Tomorrow you may not know your own city. They have probably begun altering It already, or are planning to do so. If not, It doesn't greatly mat-ter, because certain forces at work will compel changes auto-matically. Tomorrow your city will have wide boulevards cut through Its narrow streets. These will accommo-date four, six and eight lines of traf-fic. They will start at the center and run miles out Into the country.. Thou-sands of buildings will be torn down. Sharp street corners will be rounded off and the circle and crescent take the place of the checkerboard. Did your city fathers, years ago, lay out a downtown boulevard or town with a strip of parkway in the center? That beauty spot will be needed for traffic. But better beauty, spots will appear miles from the downtown sec-tion. Slums and tenements will dis-appear, too. There will be a general grading up of living standards, and an equalization of real estate values. When you drive a car the traffic cop will no longer be able to bawl you out, for he will disappear from street crossings, guiding traffic by electric signals from a point where he can see everything but say nothing that is, if he doesn't disappeur altogether, says a Saturday Kvenlng Post writer. For there will be doubledeeked street cross-ings at congested points And traffic at ordinary street crossings will be speeded up by diffused lighting which kills the shadows that now make them dangerous. ' ' Seal Hunting. Newfoundland seal hunters for gen-erations have wasted most of their time in the actual location of seul herds. It was like spending an hour looking for a berry bush that could be "picked clean" In ten minutes. This appealed to the Imagination of Alan S. Butler, young English flyer, out gunning for opportunity Instead of waiting for her.' He contracted to locate the seal herds at ten cents a heud, by s. Now his Aerial Surveying company Is doing a land-offic- e busl-nes- s and Butler Is on the road to riches at twenty-three- . It's a humbug, that opportunity knocks once at every man's door. Op-portunity does pause at every man's front gate, but she usually has to be dragged to the door by a constant watcher. Helpful Thought for Today, Do not try to grasp too much of life at one time. Live today well ; life Is a mosaic and euch tiny piece should be cut and set with skill. Boston Eve-ning Transcript. TREES IN BUSINESS STREET Writer Comoatt the More or Less Ac-cepted Idea That They Are Somehow Out of Place. One of the characters In an early-da- y American romance of the tlrai when the Stamp act was causing all kinds of trouble, Is recorded as de-claring that New York never would be a real business city because Broadway and Maiden lane were lined with trees, remarks the Indianapolis Star. The VanVrooms, the Stuyvesant?, the Artaveltsi and other early settlers' 6i" the country saved One trees about their homes, on the village greens, along the country roads, and in the fields. But one will see no trees now-adays on Broadway, and Maiden lane has been transformed froji the pleas-ant, d region of Dutch homes with flower gardens Into the busiest wholesale Jewelry district In America, If not In the world. Beauty and comfort gave way to the inroads of commerce, not only In New York, but In most of America's great cities, so that today trees in a busi-ness street are a rare sight There are elm-shude- d villages In New Eng land, maple-shade- d towns In New York and the Ohio valley, and there are oak-tre- e streets to be seen In the southeastern states, but for the most part this refers only to small towns or cities never to the congested centers of population wliere they should have been preserved. i Women a Source of Information. I wish I had held more conversations vlth women. For then they would have Im'ormed m of many things I should neter have heard of from men. . Nepoieon. ' Women are not allowed to become lawyers, magistrates or Judge's in Ger-many. Blood will tell, but sometimes we hate to listen .to It. I City Streets Need Shade. A Department of Agriculture bul-letin Insists that providing shade on city streets Is as much a numloipul function as providing lights or side-walks and should be cared for by public officials. Probably the most ef-ficient way of arranging for proper supervision, it says. Is throuch an unpaid commission of three or five members which In turn employs an executive officer. Methods of organi-sation are described, and numerous Illustrations show how trees should be planted. There are chnpters alr. describing pruning, spraying, trans-planting, and other subjects of Im-portance to every town or city, wheth-er it lids trees or wishes to have them. The bulletin may be hud free upon application to the division of publications, United States Depart-ment of Agriculture, Washington. Danger In Inflammable Roofs. The value of property destroyed by fires communicated through the roof. Is reported as fi':n.0(H),(KK). campulgns are being launched in a number of cities us tue result of these tiures. Indianapolis, ind., bopon such a campaign enrly last year, with the result of a reduction In lDl'l of $5,7),-OO- i) In lire losses und :i."() In the num-ber of fires. During one period, out of 1.10!) 11 res In IndiamtpoliH, HM were di-rectly char-nhl- to InCainmuble roofs. Affected by World War. As a re.-ti- lt of n pli.vsknl examina-tion of regular army oliiiers recently army Imve fmind elear by pliysicn) (leterionitimi mused j by Klrniii Incident to t tie prosecution of ' the World war. A luri' pereentiio of the oilicers show either excessive blh or ahuoniiiil Unv i)luil preasure. Uncle Eben. j Af:er nil dis ylUy-- ' wild L'nele Kben. "I'd like to hear n few t oem old burlier shop hiHrnioijles dey used to make so much 1'uu of." |