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Show ; f N Is Your Husband like That? I OH FArt-M&- e! Fo, GooirtE;s AkE FANtW J'O'fOU WSOUJ on, 6b ToLEEP tl COME T BED.WLl HUSH UP - ILL E N At lt'5 l2:$0 - COME ON I'LL &E trt WE.fi Vi tOON A) I FINISH MV T'BED J I'M READV ' f"am'A ' hey" I MEAN jA. THAT --4Sf lift " ; . rrz tQ ? 2 I LOS ANGELES MAN SAYS IT NEVER FAILS "Tnnlnc In my stnnd-b.v- , and I wouldn't think of being without it. It Uup set me on my feet more than once wlien I had such bad spells of stomach I rouble. I thought I couldn't got well." This emphuttc statement wns made recently by W. C Wallace, 820 N. Normandy Place, Lot Angeles, Calif. "An acid stomnch nnd Indigestion cpuse'l me Indescribable suffering for nmrr. than four years," he said. "Awful pains would strike me soon after eat-Ir- g, nnd I wuuld be almost doubled up In agony. Often I had to take to my bed. nnd I would lose much weight with every spell.,, I wns told I had ulcers, enlarged stomach and other ail-ments, but nil my efforts to get relief failed. I kept gettl.ig worse, nnd fig-ured I would have to get something to help me or I couldn't keep going much longer. "1 rend In the papers where Tnnlnc wns helping others with stoninch trou-bles, so I began taking It. It never failed to straighten me out, nnd I gained back my lost weight, too. I nm more grateful than I enn say for the good this medicine hns done nie, nnd I do not hesitate to give It my tul I est rcco in m enda 1 on." Tnnlnc Is sold hv nil good druggists. Over 35 million bottles sold. Adver-tisement. "?-- A f.. b, Flint, MiA, I Lowest Priced Quality I Automobile I Every Chevrolet is fully equipped when sold. It has electric lights and starter, gasoline tank l the) rear, demountable rims and extra rim and tire carrier, . ed transmission and reverse, speedometer and all necessary indicators on the instrument board, curtains open with doors of open models. All dosed models have high grade Fisher Bodies with plate glass win dows. There is nothing more td buy but the license. Costs least per mile for gasoline and oil. There are more than 10,000 dealers and service sta-tions throughout the country. Repairs are made on a low-co- st flat rate system. Jbr Economical Trontportation Prices F. O. B. Flint, Michigan SUPERIOR Two PuienBer Roulnter . 1518 SUPERIOR Five Pauenirr Touring . . 32 ' SUPERIOR Two PaMeniirr Utility Coup 680 SUPERIOR Four Puunger Scdanetta . 850 , SUPERIOR Five PenHr Stdaa ... 80 SUPERIOR Light Delivery 510 Chevrolet Motor Company Detroit, Michigan ?fi Gives Old Capes Glow of New ll Ijj Putnam Fadeless Dyes dyes or tints as you wish. Marriage Is a lottery, nnd that M , why the law Interferes In so mukj cases. Temptntlon Is the balance In wiicfe character Is weighed. It take n woman to tell a Joke with-out a point. rtnek' eyes nre most benutlful when given by nature. Students of nnclent history nre never I op to date. The highway Is never nbnnt. Rosy Cheeks Pig - ' and Sparlcling Eyes Zz - Ca FOOD i?55553, " r ' n miii ii""'"' GOOD health, the signs of which are so plainly in looks and action, comes from within the natural result of right food, su ch as Grape-Nut- s. Crisp, delicious and soundly nourishingeasily digested and quickly assimilated Grape-Nut- s brings happy smiles at the breakfast table and happy ff.el ings afterward. All the family will thank you for including Grape- - Nuts in your grocery order today. It's ready to cerve in a moment with cream or milk. ""v es SGrapg'NutsReason" Hattli Creek, Mich. s I FEMALE VICTIMS OF PLAGUE FlQures Show That Tuberculosis Is Spreading, Chicly Among Women Active in Industrial World. The donth rnte from tuberculosis iinionK women Is on the liicrense. In spile of the Increase In active cuses uniting women the death rale for males Ih Mill higher than that for female by almost onc-thin- l. "The Riiihlen of women Into Industry during the war may, In a measure, be re j sponsible for this Increase," says a i Htatemeiif from the National Tubercu-losis association. "This does nt mean that there Is nny real basis for the assumption that women are not as well lilted for Industrial work us men are. It Is a fact, however, that many vomen who work In Industry also look after their household duties nnd brliij? tip larj;p families of children. Conse-quently, Insnlliclent rest, linpnierly cooked foid ami lack of frtish air no undermine the constitution that they readily become victims of the tubercle buclllus. SERGEANT USES HIS BRAINS Has Made Discovery That Weather Can Be Utilized cs an Aid In Recruiting. "Studying weather forecasts, thnt's how I land 'em." Thus one of the reg-ular army's most proficient recruiters explains the success which has made him one of the "uces" of Uncle Sum's recruiting forces. i When winter blasts blow n round his "Uncle Sain Wants You," sign the ser-geant hangs out alluring pictures of o field artillery column at rest on the side of o Hawaiian Island road shaded with palm trees. When the city In the summer he estrncts from his supply of posters a persuading "Spend Your Summer In Cool Alaska With the Infantry" sign. "And you ought to see 'etn flock In." gloats the sergeant. "(Jive me a week of ruin ii nd I'll lund 'em for any post on the Mexican border, .10 miles uway from a river. Come uroimd nnd see me this winter. 1 can fill n division for the Philippines uny day there's snow on the ground. Hut Alaska, or 'he Canadian border, not a chancel" No Comeback. A local youth who expressed a desire for adventure was asked: "Why dont you Join Captain X's ex-- , peditlcn? He's looking for recruits for his revolutionary operations In Gaat mala." "1 hnven't got the price of a ptssagv to OuutemnlH.'' "The euptiiin furnishes your passage; and equipment free." "Then I'm on. But how nbost Its furnishing my passage back?" "Don't worry about that. Ois ' doesn't come buck."-Charlesto- n News , and Courier. - - - -- .. And Thats Somethu --" SCtOTHES, 'WOviu LAUD IM pi & In Bolchevia. A fniTelcr. newly returned from Moscow, tells n pretty story In the columns of the London Morning Tost of how he found himself In uncom-fortable quarters, nnd decided to change n very small amount of Kng-llri- h money Into an unthinkable num-ber of rubles, and buy n hotel. Here he lived In contentment for a fort-night. Leaving for home, he guv the hotel to the head waiter us a tip. Relative Rewards. "Do you know," said the eiimest pei son, "that there ore men renowned la ; literature, art and Bdence whese ns' mini Incomes are nor large enough to give them the ordinary comforts ?, life?" "I don't doubt It." said Mr. Oowke "but If nature gnve them soimd badtcft to start with nnd they've enjoyei re sonnbly good health, It seema to ntj that It's their own fault tf they hnveVt gone In for athletics nnd acquire! jra , flclency with a pair of elght-oM-gloves." Rlrmlnghnm Age-Heral-t Conceding His Defects. "Your handwriting Is very bad In-deed," said n man to a young college friend who wns more addicted to sport than ntudy: "you really .ought to leum to write belter." "Yes." returned the young man, "It's all very well for you to tell me that: but If 1 were to write better people would be finding out how I spell.' London Answers. Massachusetts Long In Lead. For more thun 150 yeura, from tha i earliest colonial days, Mussachvsetta held the lead In Industrial chemist , In America. Beauty. Many of the smartest hennfy shops nre udding courses in physical culture and have Instructors who provide re-ducing exercises. The theory Is that n woman must hove a slender figure ns a foundation for all beauty. THE WAY IT SEEMED TO HER "I want you to understand that I am a man of parts." "I guess I married tho wrong part. WHY Ti I . .... . - . - II M M "heit's five thousand fer you and I keeps the other five." "Cum onl Cum onl We cleaned up eight thousand bucks In the bank Job and nabbed six more it the Jewelry store. That's seven apiece." "Say, listen! D'yuh think I'd put anything crooked ever on yuh?" WWf--S LAVISH J) ..SPENDER, ', fc C" B00'' tlea' w,tn J sW& Frank- - 1 hope Jr I faJriv you ar8 not B" Jf3N'jjy PenJthrift- - wrr no Bu Y4J& n,c 0,n9 FINALLY I Ilk I "I think she'll ourry him in the end." "MaUe, but site's promised to Med two other fellows first. LOOKED EASY Mr. Rjbblt: Det I could beat you swimming. Mr. P.u-og- : You ought, look at yer probellucK. |