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Show Wise and Otherwise' One thing about the bootleg stuff which comes to ingham is that a fellow fel-low can get drunk oh it. t Do any of you know who the fellow is who calls up your girl, and tells her how much you love her. Two Bingham gentlemen received wireless dispatches to report in Salt Lake one evening last week. They did. . ' - A certain Inhabitant of the town hall- sometimes called the pillar thereof bewails the fact that every time he takes off his overalls and puts on a collar and tie the whole town accuses him of being dressed up for the purpose pur-pose of visiting his best girl. The 'Popgun had swallowed up the" Herald Republican and even this soon in the game the 1I-R looks sq much like the Popgun that lt looks pitiful, j Can anybody guess the name of the fellow in Bingham who talks so nice to you when he's talking to your face, but as soon as you're gone he turns round to the others and tells them what a sorry, low-down, good-for-noth-1 ing cuss you are. , .' I Instead of calling It the Salt Lake Telegram Herald - Republican they might have simplified matters considerably con-siderably by dissecting and discarding portion thereof, leavhlg- a remainder thusly: "Tel-Her-lCarf,- The Salt Lake Telherican. That would not be a bad name. Of course it would be untrue, but it would not be inconsistent inconsist-ent with its new columns at that. A friend recently presented us with a handsomely illustrated volume of Hoccacclo's Decameron, but before we had read anything like halt of it E. G. Locke borrowed it, and he's keeping it so long we're inclined to believe he's trying to memorize it so as to have some new Jokes to tell at the fire meetings. The report that the swimming pool had been closed to mixed swimming parties was a false alarm. The janitor jani-tor teaslngly told the boys that such an order had been entered and they Were quick to believe that it was a tact. |