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Show . .:..' ... v. i' ' THE PRESS-BULLETI- N, BINGHAM, UTAH. I The Apocolypse Combines With The Press-Bullet- in The Press-Bulleti- n has invited the Apocolypse to combine with it this year. The proposi-tion is conditioned that we do not obtain any advertisements and that the Bulletin will give a large number of copies to high school students who are not already subscribers. We consider this quite material appreciation of tha ability of our students and hope both the paper and the high school! will be benefited. It is our aim to have every pupil contribute during the year. MODERN ft 1ST CRY. Frederick William of Prussia was a very interesting character. He be-longed to the House of Hohenzollerns. This man was the great elector and ruled Prussia. Some very important gains in territory were made during his time. Among these were West Prussia and Silesia. Frederick was well fitted for his tasks, but was of a course, heartless nature. He was merciless in destroying his opponents, treacherous in his diplomatic negotia-tions and entirely devoid of the cul-ture which distinguished Louis XIV and his court. At once he set to work, resolutely to gather a lnrge army, collected tall, sturdy soldiers and indulged in riding and big game shooting. Frederick called his army his "blue children," and was very pas-sionately fond of military life. In all he was a very enjoyable person to study. ELAINE HORN. JUNIOR DEFINITION. A junior's someone, Who's not prim or peert, And who studies as all pupils should. A junior's someone, Who never does flirt, Ar.d knows very well how to be good; . A junior's someone, With ideas so big, For library contests and such; A junior's someone, ' Who knows how to dig, And get smoothly out of Dutch. Dame Rumor says that if the juniors enter into the spirit of all the coming school activities as they dirt in the previous library contest we will have "some" school. Take the hint, other classes, and show us that you are not afraid to add spirit, also. Snappy Stories. Cert. Oh, Aita, I lost my history. Alta Why, you little Mutt; it's oral. Gert. I know it. Oh, may I take your period this pencil? Suggestion: Will someone try and and help Paula to remember how to pronounce "evtravagance"? Who's putting the "lip marks" on ??? Cheek? Last Friday, October 1, the juniors held their annual election. Mr. Still-ma-presided over the meeting until the president for the coming year was elected. The officers of the junior class are as follows: President,' Jay Roundy; vice president, Clara Zion; secretary and treasurer, Gert Aver ett; editor, Nora Carey. The juniors are complimenting themselves on their wiseness of choice, and trust that that those elected will not tend to reverse it. ' MODERN HISTORY CLASS. (eLonard Miller, representative of the Apocolypses of the Modern His-tory Class! The modern history class this year has many advantages. In the fir.st place, there is a chance for a good deal of work at the blackboard, which enables the pupils to see and prosper by the mistakes made there. Alsd the class is of a size that makes it con-venient for the pupils to prepare at school, most of the next dayY r.ssign-ment- Altogether, tho rcod 5rn his-tory class has many advautages. Little Saying3. She broke my heart, but. I broke her jaw. If your wife won't drink beer (liquor) lick her. You can lend a horse to water, but a pencil must be Head) led. Jokes. Pat was disgusted with life and while coming around looking for a job he stopped to watch some bricklayers. "I hope I die," he moaned." Just then a brick fell the building and hit Pat on the head. "Please, God," he ex-plained, "can't you take a joke?" I was riding down the line one day and saw an Irishman mounted on a mule which was kicking its legs quit's freely. The mule finally got one foot caught in the stirrup, when in the ex-- i citement the Irishman, glaring at the animal, remarked: "Well, begprra, if you're going to get on, I'll git off," Poems. un Wednesday last, as you all know. We each grabbed a fresh ie and let classes go.' We tussled and rolled; we jumped and ran, And anyone surviving was a lucky man. We yanked at their collars; we pulled at their ties; We laughted out and we heard their wild cries; Their trousers were rolled high when we got through. The freshies were beaten, and they knew it, too. In the future, the frieshies who have no sense, Should borrow Solomon's brains as a Remember, great Napoleon met his Waterloo, So don't be Jealous, freshies, 'cause you met yours, too. Wanted A woman to wash, iron, and milk to cows. For Sale A cow that gives three quarts of milk a day; also a wheel-barre- l. REFORT FOR MODERN HISTORY. (By Leonard Miller.) The modern history class mot in room 9 at 9 o'clock Monday, October 4, lDL'O, for the purpose of electing officers for the Current Events club. It was moved and seconded that all officers be elected by standing vote. Those elected were: Miss Kuudsen, president; Mr. JenkinB, vice presi-dnt- ; Miss Beck, secretary; Mr. Mar-riott, treasurer; Mr. Miller, marshal; Mr. G. Nell, chairman of foreign af-fairs; Mr. Anderson, chairman of domestic affairs; Mr.'Stillman, chair-man of science; Mr. Pro wse, chairman of inventions; Mr. Arnold, chairman of religious affairs; Miss E. Horn, chair-man of cartoons. The president took charge of the meeting. After the election, it was unanimously voted upon to meet each Monday at 9 o'clock in room 9 of the high school building. The rules made: 1. Those chewing gum or eating candy during the meetings, will be fined five cents. 2. Those unprepared, and without good reasons, will be fined five cents. It was voted upon by the class that the marshal shall collect all fines. All business matters finished, the club adjourned at 9:35 a. m. MODERN HISTORY. Prussia was kept in turmoil after the Hohenzollerns took the throne. This line of rulers aim was to gain and become the most important state in Europe. The first ruler was the elector of Brandenburg, who made many reforms in his own state in the military powers. Th,e county gained a bit of territory under the Great Elector. When Frederick the Great came to the throne, his first idea was to attack Maria Thersa, who had late-ly taken the throne, of Austria. The army of Frederick marched on Salesia that was later given to him by Maria Thersa in order that he would lay down his arms. After this Prussia gained West Prussia from Poland and so the Prussian country was always in an uproad during the Hohenzollern reign. LAWRENCE STILLMAN. H. S. WISE AND OTHERWISE. Freshies, don't be as slow as the freshies were last year In giving the return party. . Miss Tapert to Mr. Nielsen: Our orchestra will be able to make its ap-pearance in assembly in about two weeks. Mr. Nielsen: Isn't that fine-Mis- s Tapert: "Yes, if we can get one organized. Advertisement Wanted, by (Mrs. Wade, all kinds of animals, from bed bugs to elephants. No questions asked. Inquire Room 9, Bingham High school. HOME ECONOMICS DEPARTMENT. (By Mae Nix.) Some of the most energetic and en-thusiastic girls of the Bingham high school are to be found In the home economics departments. The pur-po-of these departments is to make more efficient homomakers of the girls. i'je high school class In cooking has worked largely in the canning of fruits, pickles, chili sauce, jellies and some vegetable cookery. The eighth grade is also doing excellent work along this line. So far this year they have cooked vegetables in numerous ways. Later in the year, since their class meets just before noon, they will make one or two hot dishes, which will be served for just a small sum to the students who come in the staphs. j NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Department of the Interior, U. S. Land Office at Salt Lake City, Utah. Sept. 9, 1920. Notice is hereby given that Joseph M. Pratt, of Bingham Canyon, Utah, iwho, on May 9, 1917, made additional homestead entry, No. 018312, for NE1--4 NW1-4- , Nl-- 2 NE NW 4 SE1-4- , Section 7, Township 3 South Range 2 West, Salt Lake meridian, has filed notice of intention to make three-yea- r proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before reg- ister and receiver of the U. S. land office, at Salt Lake City, Utah, on the 19th day of October, 1920. Claimant names as witnesses L. H. Gray, C. L. Snelgrove, Annie Pratt, all of Salt Lake City, Utah, and Otto Kippele, of Bingham Canyon. Utah GOULD B. BLAKELY, Regiiter. (First publication Sept. 17, 1920.- - "A RARE PIANO OPPORTUNITY" We have in the vicinity of Bingham a piano and a player-piano- , both high grade, slightly used but in good con-dition. We will sell them at a bargain rather than ship them back to us. Re-sponsible parties can get reasonable terms and pay monthly, quarterly, half-yearl- y or yearly, If interested write at once to LYRIC MUSIC COM-PANY, 2524 WASHINGTON AVE OGDEN, UTAH. (Oct. 9) Crusoe's Umbreim befoe, It will be remembered, makes Robinson Crusoe describe that ha lad seen umbrellas employed In the Brazils and that he had constructed his own umbrella In Imitation of them. "I covered it with skins," k said, "tl.s hair outward, so that it cast off the rain like a pent house end kept oiT the sun so effectually that' I could walk out In the hottest westher with Kreater advaoage than I could before lu the cooest." The Bigger Share. China and India contain one-hal- f the people of the world. 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The com pany is incorporated for 1,00U. u shares at a par value of 50 cents eacn Representative Chas. M. Croft of Mor-gan county is also one of the incor porators. Sheriff J. T. Williams and Frank Ramsey returned last week from an inspection trip to Mr. Williams' coal property at Red Narrows in Spanish Fork canyon. They brought with them samples of coal taken from a tunnel which has been driven into the mountain for a distance of about 200 feet, where they say the coal vein is seven feet wide and some portions of it are already showing a good grade of fuel. One sample brought in has the ap-pearance of charcoal and looks much like a pressed tree. Mr. Williams has held the property for years and always has maintained that coal in quantity would be developed. Work is being continued to demonstrate the value c the coal bed discovered. FOREMAN TELLS ABOUTTROUBLE Had Suffered for Twenty Years Gains Eleven Pounds and Is Restored to Health. "For two years before I began tak-ing Tanlac my health was so bad I lost two or three hours from work every day, but since taking five bot-tles of the medicine I am in as fine health as I ever was in my life," said C. H. Melton, construction foreman for the Western Union Telegraph Co., living at 3336 Tracy avenue, Kansas City, Mo. "I had stomach trouble and nervous indigestion for twenty years," he con-tinued. "Five years ago I got In such bad shape that everything 1 ate caused me terrible suffering from gas and at times I could hardly breathe. I had a stuffy feeling all the time and was so constipated I had to keep tak-ing laxatives. My head ached some-times like it would simply burst and I became so weak and run-dow- n It looked like I would have to give up my work entirely. "A friend of mine had tried Tanlac and recommended it so highly I de-cided to take it, too, and, believe me, I found it to ibe a real medicine. In three days time my appetite began to improve and my stomach got better. I kept on improving rapidly a.nd now I. eat anything I want, have gained eleven pounds and never have stom-achs trouble, headaches or constipa-tion any more. I never felt better In my life and it Is a real pleasure to recommend Tanlac." Tanlac is sold in Eingham by W. H. Woodring, druggist, and by the leading druggist in every city. Florida's Big Spring. What Is the largest spring In th world? Florida has one which must be near the hend of the list This Is called vvn!;ulla spring. It Is 400 feet across, is 80 feet deep and flows at the "rate of 120,000 gallons of water every minute. It gives rise to a river 2W) feet wide at its source. Thl mammoth spring Is situated about flf-e- u miles from Tpllnhassoe. See Beauty In Long Neck. The aim of every woman of the Bur-mese tribe of Padung is to elongate the neck as much as possible, and to effect this a female child has a brass wire fitted around her neck, to which additional rings are added as the years go by until she is fifteen years of age. when she Is valued by the length of her collar and purchased as a wife. Girls with necks over a foot long are not common. Revenged. The dining car was crow1d and the conductor seated me opposite a man with whom I had quarreled Across from us snt people who knew both of us and who knew of the quarrel, but tbe supreme moment of embarrass-ann- t for me came wheo the waiter, thinking the mun was my husband, took up both of our checks and pre-sented theiii to him for payment Ex-change. rt!atlves a PavcmeM for Bride. In the Hervey islands a bride on th ly before tbe actual m'irrlnee walks rpon the bucks of her future bus-bnnd'-s relntivs, and on tbe happy day tier relatives form a nlm'lor pavement for him, lu eucb fuse from house u howe. s Canada's First Christian Marriage. The first marriage solemnized 1 Oanr.dn was the marriage of Eticnne Coul'.llard and Anne llebert, at (Jim b" city In 161", nine ymrs after ths fuU'-.tfio- s of lb. city bj Olmmplain, Otthabeah. A duhnbeiih Is on Egyptian batge r Rumbling In conveniences and comf ort' the houseboats so popular on English rivers. Tourists along the River NU hire them by the week. |