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Show .if ' THE BULLETIN. BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH tentin J Cor n 1 M son I ) il l Let) JVI I hSR?! J ' f'fcc U i iet y0U go this time, will yon promise - I to get a license?" BOBBY Marty Links )Mfb fcM - i& WeU there toei the last of Rnthle's New Year's I I resolutions!" SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Comptele 1UarJrote for Jots 2)aiftime 2WjJ J4a& Iflice 2)elaif Tot's Wardrobe. AN ADORABLE little outfit for your darling a dainty 'puff sleeved dress, slip and panties and practical rompers. It's complete and so easy to sew a nice gift for new mother. Pattern No 1684 U for sixes 6 month. 1, 2 and ) yean. Six 1, dreia, IV yards ol 35 or slip and panties, 1 yards; rompers. yard. Daytime Frock. THIS smart daytime dress will see you handsomely through the winter. You'll like the diagonal treatment on bodice and hip, ac-cented with large novelty buttons. Make brief cap or three quarter sleeves. Pattern No. 1701 h for sixes 12. 14. IS, 18, 20; 40 and 42. Six 14. cap sleeves, 3V yards of 33 or Ssnd today for your copy of the Pall amd Wiatar FASHION oar complete pat-ter-matasiae. free pattens printed In. side the book. t$ scots. Send your order to: SEWINO CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. (21 Mitsloo St., Baa Frsaetsco, Calif. Enclose 25 cents in coins for each pattora desired. Pattern No Sl7t Name . AAArmM For Joyful Cough Relief, Try This Home Mixture This splendid recipe is used by mil-lions every year, because It makes such a dependable, effective medicine for coughs due to colds. It is so easy to mix a child could do It. From any druggist, get 2tt ounces of Plnex, a special compound of prov-en Ingredients, In concentrated form, well-know- n for Its soothing effect oa throat and bronchial Irritations. Then make a syrup by stirring two cups of granulated sugar and one cup of water a few moments, until dis-solved. No cooking needed. Or you can use corn syrup or liquid honey. In-stead of sugar syrup. Put the Plnex Into a pint bottle and fill up with your syrup. This gives you a full pint of cough medicine, very effective and quick-actin- g, and you get about four times as much for your money. It never spoils, and is very pleasant children love it. You'll be surprised by the way It takes hold of coughs, glrlng quick relief. It loosens the phlegm, soothes the Irritated membranes, and helps cleartheafrpassages. Money refunded If It doesn't please you In every way. Plnex Saves You Money t COMPTOMETER OPERATORS WANTED Th mtnofrtanr of tbt Comptometer offn short, inexpensive Comptometer X courae. Morning, afternoon, or evening !. Graduates Save free lifetime it i placement aerviee thro any of iui 4o tchooli. Schools located in all principal elUea. Positions available at ooa salaries. Be a Comptometer operator. COMPTOMETER SCHOOL ' f (Only authorised Comptometer School la Utah) X 10 Was First South Room 422 Salt Lake City 1, Utah 4 ir , jj0 THB PUBLIC nature of advertising bene-- X fit everyone it touches. It benefits the public by describing exactly the products that are offered. It benefits employees, because the advertiser must be more fair and just than the employer who has no obligation to the public These benefits of advertising are quite apart from the obvious benefits which advertising confers the lower prices, the higher . quality, the better service that go with sulvertised goods and firms. fANCY By Ernie Bushmiller R fCW Y YEP BUT THE I I WELL ) YEP FFTyl I PHE-W- T BOY-I-'M If rf rXESE MAN GIVES US THIS IS CENTS EACH THIS IS OUR 1 ALL IN i g fMtl EH VCKAGES A NICKEL FOR OUR TENTHJL. SO FAR r LAST LOAD 5 CgT 'sJm TRIP J ducLlTTLE REGGIE , - By Margarita 'e HELP YOURSELF TO A S T VoKcJeS fCAUSERS HAND) 0Wl HANDFUL OF CHERRIES ) HERE ILL Y ZiLnW Syr WAS BIGGER N "E A spicy cooky put into the cooky Jar with a plain vanilla wafer will ruin both. Fill the jar with one kind and use another Jar for ether cookies. A brilliant polish can be given to cleaned glass such as mirrors, picture glass or door glass by rub-bing with a lintless cloth which has been dampened with cold vinegar. It isn't necessary to soak clothes for more than 30 minutes. Longer soakings will open the fibers. o Vhem duck or geese is being prepared for roasting, place fowl on its breast. For a lash of color with your skirt and blouse or wool dress try the new vogue a thin wool scarf with fringed ends used as a sash. To make ripe olives shiny and bright, roll them in a few drops of olive oil or salad oil and cover un-til ready to use. A noted authority on flowers and flower arrangement advises the use of glass or white pottery vases or bowls as these go well with the colors of all flowers and the decor-ative colors in all rooms. Vases of decided color, unless bought espe-cially to go with a particular color scheme or period room, distract attention from their contents. Sagging floors often are caused by wood shrinkage or the warping of a Joist. A fairly satisfactory correction can be made by driving wedges between the top of the joist and the floor. Rubber wedges cut from an old automobile tire often will reduce the creaking. After washing your face with warm water and rinsing with cold, pat on witch hazel. This will close pores and make your skin smooth and soft. rlUTT AND JEFF . By Bud Fisher MUTT vmuat F V OH.AV V VCUIDICN' SHUSH.'-NO- T T WHAT ! Qu t WGRAmWEloR SECRETLY THAT'S So LoUD.MUTT! ABOUT f HAVENT ENGAGED GREAT TEMPLE 1tEMPLE?j ITS A SECRET SKlRLEY? f JlTV 1) ToBE WHO TO? VOO AND ME . ,ZJ..J ARE yB "" swrto Not So Satisfied A QUAKER put up a sign on a vacant piece of ground next to his house: "I will give this lot to anyone who is really satisfied." A wealthy farmer, as he rode by, read it. Stopping, he said, "Since my Quaker friend is going to give that piece away, I may as well have it as anyone else. I am rich. I have all I need, so I am able, to qualify." He went up to the door. "And is thee really satisfied?" asked the Quaker. "I have all I need and am well satisfied." "Friend," said the other, "if thee is satisfied, what does thee want with my lot?" FRAGILE STUFF A woman was mailing the old family Bible to her brother In a distant city. The postal clerk ex-amined the heavy package care-fully and inquired If It contained anything; breakable, "Nothing but the Ten Commandments," was the quick reply. High Speed An excited woman threw a faded apron on the counter in a shop. "Look at this!" she cried. "Look at it!" "I'm looking at it," said the as-sistant. "What about it?" "What about it?" shouted the woman. "Why, when you sold me that apron you said its color was fast. And look what happened. The color came out at the first wash-ing!" "Well," answered the girl, look-ing somewhat surprised, "wasn't that fast enough?" MODERN FOOD "Mister, how do you account for the fact that I found a piece of rub-ber tire in one of the sausages I bought here last week?" "My dear madam, that only goes to show that the automobile is re-placing the horse everywhere." Prepared Mike met his friend Joe, who was sporting three hats, one on top of another. "What's the idea?" demanded Mike. "I've decided to become a politi-cian," replied Joe. "What are you wearing three hats for?" "A politician has one hat to cover his head, another he tosses into the ring, and one hat he talks through." They Catch 'Em A former serviceman, after long and futile searching for more ade-quate shelter, decided to bu;- - one of these cracker-bo- x houses he'd be able to finance with the help of a G.I. loan. Telephoning his wife the news, he said: "Frankly, I don't know how long it's going to stand up, but there's one thing about it: I've found the guy who knew how to build a bet-ter mousetrap!" SNAPPY SERVICE Bill My insurance company is so fast that a man got his check half an hour after his accident Phil That's nothing. My company is so fast that a man who fell off a building had his check handed to him 83 he passed, the third floor! Making a Job A young fellow called at the big business house to apply for a Job that he had seen advertised. "But my dear man," said the manager, "you are much too latel Why I've had over a thousand appli-cations already!" "Well." he said, after a while, "how about employing me to clas-sify the applications?" ITTER By Arthur Pointer, '"IMIKE NEEDS AN ln t' Y, HwE'S TIRING, MEN PJm VTffM fftEG'LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes 5 7T77irrrN 0y. f mom! i onc put cm oh -- I f HEX MOM1. i S 7 t "5f( for a rcminoer now YouVse J , ( VWILLVOUCOMS 1 A ' PECU5Jw ftr 60INT, TO MAKC Me FORGET J WS i C IN HERE AN' PlNHEAD OUFPY. V CJ W MV 5KATIN DATE . ) I S t V PUT TH' HE AT ON ZZ?4f -i-VOU TAKE THOSE 0 JT ysllTH ZOOUE TDMOItREK. f PTJ V PlNHEAP ' f aCSN THIS INSTANT' I lf Wpoden Statues, Guilty Of Murder, Beheaded One of the oddest criminal trials of recent times was that of 15 wooden Buddhist statues in Foo-cho- China, in 1900. Because one of these idols had fallen off a tem-ple shelf and killed a man, his in-fluential family had it and the 14 other statues on the same shelf tried for murder. Found guilty, 'they were sentenced to die and later beheaded in public execution. '.VIRGIL By Len Klcis TTl rZnT ZPT I ItHAT ISN'T FUNNY- - ) " I SlR-MA- V THE ENSUING MXXJXtA f ( LNNE 1 'rtivillH. AND IT'S NO WAV J EXPRESS NW PiRET OP TH ' ( SPEAK TO U , k) to answer --v ofpsprin&'S salutation- - , the keeper J H A TELEPHONE y y , . SUCH CONDUCT SHAKES r 'to llgS A&AlN.'y CN" .SILfcT SAM ' ByJefTHayais fl I I : 1 1 a t I ru fl I iibkc- - '! nK f ill |