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Show PAGE TWO THE BINGHAM PRESS BUI LETIN King'Tommy basket on my desk was becoming lurge. , Then my servant brought me in some letters which bad Just arrived by post. I glanced at the envelope! anxiously, fearing thut either Emily or her dour Cunon I'yke had written again. I wax relieved to find that the only real letter wa addressed In Kdmiind Trnjte'a writing. Along with It was i postcard. 1 began with Edmund Troyte. lie lot lied me to dine with lilm that very evening. "You and 1,". lie wrote,' "nobody else. I want to talk to you about Norheya." I was getting a little tired of be-ing tulked to about Norheya. f ad-mit that I am that young man's god-father, hut that does not make me responsible for all his actions. Ixird - By George A. Birmingham Coprrlght by Co. W. N. U. Service ing all that happened during the war, that Ilerlin If a place a clergyman ought to go to for a holiday, not good clergyman. It seems to me a callous thing to do. scarcely what I should call Christian. Anyhow, be went there. At leant he said he was going there, and I suppose he really did, for that Is where the postcard came from, lie left his address before he started, in case anything went wrong In the parish and we wanted ' him hack. Directly the poor canon broke down Mrs. Tyke telegraphed to Ber-Hi-turf no answer came. Then I tel-egraphed. When I got no answer I telegraphed again to the manager of the hotel. I got a reply saying thut he hud left two dnys after be ar- - 1 j WHERE'S NORHEYS? SYNOPSIS. In London the Idler of th story of the adven-tures of "King Tommy," and known hereafter aa "Uncle BUI," Is Informed by Lord Norheya, son of an old friend, that Lord Troyte. head of the British for-eign office, Norheys' uncle, has a scheme to make him (Norheya) kins of Lyelrla, In cent ml through marriage In lypeo, daughter of King- - VVlaills-law- e, depoeed monarch of that country. A financier. I'rocoplue Cable, knows there Is oil In pro-fusion In l.ysirla, and with an English king on the throne the output could be aecured for Eng-land. Norheys. In love with a atage dancer, Viola Temple, Is not enthusiastic over the propo-sition. The patriarch, Menelaua, highest ecclealaetlcal dignllury In Lyatrla, la heartily In favor of the restoration of the monarchy, and Cable has generously financed th sentiment. Calypso la mak-ing a living dancing In the "Maa-cott,- " Berlin cabaret. Norheys refuses to entertain the Idea of giving up Viola Temple, to whom he Is secretly engaged. "Uncle Bill's" sister Emily urges htm to secure a passport from Lord Troyte for a certain Janet Church, etrongmlmled female who want to visit Ly stria In th Interests of a society for world peace. Janet Church leaves for Merlin. "Uncle Bill" Is again appealed to by his alster to find a certain curat (nam not giv-en) who has left his pariah In Ireland for a visit to Berlin, and cannot be found. rived and not given any nddrpaa. ".Now 1 know that with your influ-ence and all your London friends I am sure Lord Kdtntind Troyte could do something to help us " Apparently I was to set our con-sular service to work to find a curate who was rampaging about Central Kurope. I should look a nice fool If 1 went to the Foreign office with a request like that. I was Inclined to agree with Emily. That curate of hers should never have been a clergy-man. I sympathized with her, and with Canon Tyke, and with the par-iah. I even sympathized slightly with the curate. But I was not going to do anything. I slipped Emily's letters Into the "Unanswered" basket on top of her earlier letter about Janet Church. But Edmund ought to be capable of look-ing after his own nephew. Then It occurred to ine thut If Edmund Troyte went on worrying nie I might as well have the sntlMfaction of wor-rying hint. 1 would tell him the story of Emily's curate and see bow he liked being consulted about business which la none of his. I telephoned my acceptance of his Invitation and then went back to the postcard. It came from Janet Church and announced that ahe had got aa far as Berlin and meant to go farther. Janet was staying In the Adlon ho-tel. The address reminded me of Emily's curate and a really brilliant Idea occurred to me. I would give her a little In return. I wrote her a long letter In which I explained that a really valuable curate had disappeared, having been last heard of at the Adlon hotel In Berlin. I said that foul play was suspected, which I am sure waa true. Emily evidently thought that the young man had gone off on a disrep-utable spree, which would have been foul play on his part. Canon I'yke feared that he had been decoyed Into a den of Infamy and there robbed foul play on the part of someone else. I asked Junet to stay a few days longer In Berlin to go Into the matter thoroughly. It was Just the sort of thing she ought to do. "The curate's name," I wrote, "has unfortunately not been told me. But that won't be any real obstacle. There cannot be many Kngllh curates at large In Berlin. If you find one at all, he'll probably be the one we want. He has a hearty man-ner. Is full of energy and good spirits. In all probability his face Is round and plump. My sister Emily is moat anxious about him, so I'm sure you'll do your best." Then I wrote to Emily. "I'm delighted to help In sny way I can in the good wprk of finding your lost curate. I am dining with Edmund Troyte this evening and Intend to put the whole case before him. Ton can confidently count on everything pos-sible being done. I bave also writ-ten to Janet Church, who Is In Ber-lin. She Is Just the kind of woman who will find a curate however care-fully he Is hidden or, If your suspi-cion is Justified, however carefully he has hidden himself. It would be a thousand pities If lie were perma-nently lost. But we need not antic-ipate that. Give my kind regards to. the canon." CHAPTER V Continued "Viola Uirew his dirty money In his face," said Norheys, "and you'd have thought that would hove been enough for him. But It wasn't. When be saw she wasn't going to be bribed he took a high moral tone with her, talked about ruining the prospects of a bright young life mine, the beast meant, not hers. There'd bave been some sense In talking about getting married ruining her prospects consid-ering the way ahe dunces. But what was the good of talking about ruin-ing me? All the same, that's what he did. He told her all about that Calypso girl and what a scoop It would be for me to marry her. Now, what do you think of thut, Uncle Bllir "Did she promise to give you up?" "Of course she didn't. And what the devil good would it have been If she had? I wouldn't have given her up. What I always say Is this: If a fellow won't give up a girl, there's no use the girl's trying to give up the fellow, especially If she happens to be fond of him. You see what I mean, don't you. Uncle BUI? Well, after making Viola cry, which Is a thing no man would do unless he was an actual devil, that octopus took to threatening ber. He said that, being a princess, the Calypso girl could marry me If she chose; only had to say the word and there we were. Viola doesn't know much about prin-cesses, but she didn't believe that. All the same, It made ber more than a bit uncomfortable." It seems, as I heard afterward, to have roused Miss Temple to simple but effective action. I do not know whether she told Norheys what she had done. If she did, be did not con-fide In me. "So you can tell Uncle Ned," he said, "to keep that disgusting Semit-ic toad of his chained up for the fu-ture. If I catch hltn fooling round Vio-la's flat aguln there'll be murder Than My Servant Brought M In Some Letters Which Had Just Arrived by Post. I was not allowed to dismiss the mat-ter from my mind. I got another let-ter the next day. "I'm afraid I forgot to mention," she wrote, "that the address he gave us was the Adlon hotel. He said that If anything went wrong In the parish he would come back at onre." She had not forgotten to give me that address. What Emily had for-gotten to tell me was the curate's name. That father tied my hands. CHAPTER VI j Troyte and I dined very comfort-ably and. being wise men, talked ! about nothing unileusant until the business of eating was over. When I had finished my second glass of port we went Into the library for our coffee. A servant put a small tuble before us, set coffee, cognac and cigarettes on It and then went awny. I was just about to begin the tale of Emily's lost curate when Troyte asked me an abrupt question. "Do you know where Norheys 1st" "At this hour," I said, "he's gener-ally in the Belvedere." The Belvedere Is the theater In which Miss Temple dances. Norheys, unless he has some Important en- - or would have tied thein If I had meant to do anything. Next day I got a fourth letter from Emily. In It she enclosed twelve penny stamps. "I'lease get our ambassador In Ber-lin to telegraph," ahe wrote, "as soon as he finds out where our curate Is. I don't know what It costs to send a telegram to Berlin, but I send twelve stamps which ought to be enough considering the present state of the exchange. Besides, an ambassador probably gets bis telegrams sent cheap." That letter Joined the others In the basket. By the same post came one from Canon I'yke himself written In pen-cil from his bed. He began apolo-getically. He would never have done." "I'm afraid," I said, "that this will be a disappointment to your uncle, He's rather set his heart on seeing you king of I.ystrla." "I haven't the slightest objection to being king of Lystrla." "But you can't be If you won't mar-ry the princess." "I'm not so sure about that," said Norheys. "After all. If a thing can't be done In one way it generally can In another. Just you try and muke that clear to Uncle Ned. Tell bint I'm an uncommonly dutiful nephew and all that, as keen as nuts on buck-ing up the family and pouring oil all over the good old empire; but there's one thing I can't and won't do." gagement elsewhere, hangs about ber dressing room until her turn Is over. Then he drives her home. "He's not at the Belvedere to-night," said Troyte. "In fact, he's not In town at all." "He didn't say anything to me about going sway," I said, "but then I haven't seen hltn for the last two days." "Nobody has seen hltn for the last two days," said Troyte. "I wanted to speak to him today and I tele-phoned to his roolns. His man told me that he went away the day be-fore yesterday. He left no address, so his letters aren't being forwarded. I made Inquiries at his clubs, but he left no address at any of them. All his mnn could tell me was that he went off with two suitcases and the taxi man was ordered to take him to Charing Cross." Well, in the circumstance It does seem a bit important to know where is Norheys. Has h skipped out or eloped? (TO BBJ CONTINUED ) dreamed of troubling me with his pri-vate affairs hud not his friend Mrs. Chambers (uiy sister Emily) urged him to write to me on a subject very near to his heart at the moment the lost curate. "The dear fellow," he went on. "Is not In all respects exactly what a clergyman ought to be. At the same time, he Is a worthy young man, full of heartiness and energy. What makes us fear that he may have In-volved himself In some serious diffi-culty Is that he Is by natural dispo-sition both daring and adventurous, more so perhaps Uian one of our younger clergy ougst to be. If you can " He, too, seemed to think that I ought to get the Foreign office to send out a search party to Berlin or perhaps to get the ambassador and the head of the Inter-AIUe- d Mission of Control to take the matter up. His letter Joined Emily's in the basket. Then Emily took to telegraphing to me. She Is a frugal woman whose spare money goes to missionary so-cieties, hut she spent a lot on tele-grams. They kept getting longer and longer. . There was no doubt that she was In earnest about finding that curate. i . I disposed of the fourth telegram la the usual way. The pile in the "Marry the princess?" "No. I'll marry her If I have to, but I won't go back on Viola." I never made all that clear to Troyte. Indeed, I never tried to. But Norheys succeeded In explaining him-self, more or less, to his uncde, and I heard no more of the matter for some little time. Another worry a small, even a ri-diculous one came to make my life uneasy. My sister Emily wrote to me that she lost a curate. 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