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He was a quiet, taciturn young man, and it was with con-siderable effort that he mustered up enough speech to remark to the resident sergeant, "You told me to be on a sharp lookout for intoxi-cated motorists, sir. But how will I know they're drunk?" "If you have any doubt," his su-perior replied, "just ask the suspect to repeat after you: 'Surely Susan should suit Samuel Smithville." "Very good, sir," the young man agreed, "I'll just write that down." That afternoon a motor car pulled up outside the police station and unloaded the new constable. There was a handkerchief wrapped around his jaw. He had dislocated itl That's a Poke, Son Down the street came the politi-cal boss and his hand-picke- d Con-gressman. The latter was inclined to vanity and, as they rounded a corner, he remarked with a self-satisfi-expression, "Say did you see that good-lookin- g girl smile at me?" "Smile?" shot back the gruff political boss. "Why, the first time I saw you, I laughed out loud I" Tour to Hades? The American visitor was gazing down into the crater of the famous Greek volcano. Finally he commented, "It sure looks like hell I" "Oh," retorted his guide, "you Americans you've been every-where!" Quick Thinking "Dear, didn't I hear the clock strike three when you came in?" "You did. It started to chime eleven, but I stopped it to keep it from awakening you." Angel Identification Scene: The pearly gates. Offstage: "Knock, knock." St. Peter: "Who's there?" Offstage: "It's me." St. Peter: "Come in." Offstage: "Knock, knock." St. Peter: "Who's there," Offstage: "It is I." St. Peter: "Oh, another one of those darn school teachers!" One Good Tvrn Deserves Better Out of the lead car in the crack-u- p stepped a woman driver. A man was already coming forward from the car that had smashed into hers. "Really, I don't understand your carelessness," complained the lady. "I turned the way I signaled I would." "True," nodded the man, "That's what confused me." No Commercial? We came in on a radio train. A radio train? Yeah, it stopped every five min-utes for a station announcement. Saving Gesture How much to carry baggage? Ten Cents the first parcel, then five cents each for each additional parcel. I will carry the first parcel and you take the other. On Cow Tracks? , What has happened, conductor? Nothing much we ran over a cow. Was it on the track? No, we chased it into a barn. RIM1N' TIME By POSEN QaidVishinsky.aRussin "I've got those ol' Soviet "At meetings and such, There are holes in the soles the news, blues i walk out so much of my shoes.'" &$p iffl3 uBiQ) filter Candid Comment About the only person going easy on the taxpayer's money these days is the taxpayer. Take Your Choice HOLD Ol L A white man during reconstruc-tion times was arraigned before a colored justice of the peace for kill-ing a man and stealing his mule. It was in Arkansas, near the Texas border, and there was some rivalry between the states, but the colored justice tried to preserve an impar-tial frame of mind. "We's got two kinds ob law In dis yer co't," he said: "Texas law an' Arkansas law. Which will you hab?" The prisoner thought a minute and then guessed that he would take the Arkansas law. "Den I discharge you fo' stealln' de mule, an' hang you fo' killin' de man." "Hold on a minute, Judge," said the prisoner. "Better make that Texas law." "All right. Den I fin' you fo' killin' de man, an' hang you fo' itealln' de mule." BESSIE By NICKPENN I r ( HERE'S VcPIC,NIC(S I lyEH, BUT THE ANTS I kCW)ANTS POJ'Tl I 'v MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher f IF I PUT TWO U WHAT THE V I'LL BET ( IT'S A VcntVF ON , S0tAETHlN6 ? V I CAN'T LOSE I BET ) BUCKS ON THIS As DEUCE WOU FIVE BET THERE'S NO "TWO BUCKS ON BVERV 0 HORSE EVEN AAONEY, ARE VWJ 1 T pTHES SOMETHINhORSE INTHIS HORS IN THIS RACEM Opportunist Joe: "They say people with op-posite characteristics make the best marriages." Moe: "That's why I'm looking for a girl with money!" , Customer Curiosity aeaasaii Lssssseai svsssas sea saaaa aaa saai swaaai When P. T. Barnum, later of cir-cus fame, was running his famous museum in New York, he discov-ered that persons were paying ad-mission and staying for hours. The place soon became so crowded each day that others could not get in. Barnum wondered how he could empty the museum without offend-ing his patrons, so that the turn-over would be greater. Finally, he hit upon a plan. He had a sign made which he placed over a door lead-ing to an exit into a rear street. It worked, for people soon began to follow the sign to see what new curiosity awaited them. The sign read: TO THE EGRESS. JITTER By Arthur Pointer 1 ar; I I'M YOUR NEW KM III fi Kl p-- DECLARE I I I ' I F""""!! ( SO THAT'S THE KIND -- ri3 use your phone fTltS ht.stlanr6 ) IJk ( "Ave jm6ladi Hilj DOreA WYtDt AND WOOtV By 8 Thorn Police! We see by the Government report that the per capita wealth of the United States right now is $2,800. After frisking ourself carefully we find that someone has jobbed us out of just $2,777 of our share, and we need it. Please remit! "I've always been a bait fisherman, and I guest I'm too old f change anyway until I can offord to buy some flys." I Knee High-- to a diant NOT AT ALL A keen golfer had a charming girl on his right at dinner, and gave her graphic descriptions of his achievements with the clubs, hardly allowing her time to say more than "Really!" During the dessert be re-marked: "I'm afraid I've been monopolizing the conversation and talking nothing but golf." "Oh never mind," said the girl. "But you might tell me: What is golf?" |