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Show r ' ) jhlirsday. March 22, 1928 THE BINGHAM BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH Couldn't Make It Go on That Much Money M. Elisabeth Mortimer Miller, the eugenics expert, told a story to a Du-lut- h reporter. "Our children," she said, "live too much with their elders. They hear too many ttilnjrs that are unfit for children's ears. This makes them pre-cocious. 'In my native Sioux City a boy an-swered a butcher's want ad. "What ran you do?' the butcher asked him. 'Anything,' said the boy. 'What will you pay me?' "Two good dollars a week, start-ing right here and now, said the butcher. 'Rut what can you do?' "'Anything, 1 told you, said the boy. 'Anythlng's no nnswer,' said the butcher. 'lie specific. Can you dress a chicken?' "Gosh,' said the boy, 'not on $2 a week.'" That Constant Backache Too Often This Warna of Sluggish Kidneys. LAME Stitf Achy? Everyday constant, nagging backache? Sur your kidney are working right? 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Roadster 5 Everywhere owners report their complete satisfaction with its Roadster ,,,, (with K")) 17ft spirited performance, its remarkable economy, its comfort and Coupe - - - 535 w its easy handling. . , ' Cabriolet Coupe 545 200 - Chassis-- .- 355 Tiin "TirUT 77f ' & ' JL AH price. I o.b. factor IfIff III llJ tyTS 77 T'VTN T7 MU II WUlrt-OveiUn- Inc., Toledo. Ohio WILLYS-OVERLAN- D, INC. TOLEDO.OHIO NewoNoteo ; It't m Privilege to Live in Utah SALINA In the Sallna district the produce association this year Is sign-ing up 1000 acres of certified potato planting. SALT LAKE Utah's . population during the last eight years will have increased 81.604 on July 1 1928, ac-cording to the estimate released re-cently by the department of commerce in Washington. This increase will bring the total state population to 631,-00- 0, as against 449,396, the census figure in 1920. DUCHESNE Traflc headed for Du-chesne by the way of Heber and Strawberry valley has been turned back by the maintenance force of the state road commission on account of the condition of the road, due to tli' thawing of snow. This is not done with traffic early in the morning. hen the ground is frozen. The com mission says that this will probably not be permitted for a week, as there are sixteen miles of highway through the valley that have been graded only and traffic over this stretch would ruin the worn uone. MANTI Six thousand pounds ol poUoned grain is being distributed throughout the country in an effort to reduce th ravages of the ground squir rel. The poison was mixed under the immediate supervision of A. W. Moore, Junior biologist of the biological sur-vey, United States department of ag-riculture. Assisting Mr. Moore were Clinton KJar, district agricultural in-spector, and C. O. Stott, county agent. OGDEN Rain which, soaked Salt Lake and vicinity recently ' was ol inestimable value to farmers and piled up a reserve of water which will greatly aid the city this summer, ac-- . cording to J. Cecil Alter, chief of the United States weather bureau here. MYTON T. C. Gwyn of Myton, resi-dent engineer of the Uintah irrigation project, reports satisfactory progress is being made in putting the canals and laterals in first-clas- s shape for the openlsg ol the irrigation season, VERNAli An interesting experi-ment was completed recently by John Nlelson, one of Ashley valley's pioneer 'Warmers. He decided to make a teBt of the productivity of a single ker eel of wheat, ana tor wis puryo sowed it in ordinary ground, surround-ed by a fence, so as to ascertain the exact amount of increase. He wa greatly surprised when he counted the result, and found the one seed had yielded 4372 kernels and 88 sheaths. The seed is known as the Dicklow variety. ' CEDAR CITY When the new Zion Park-Carm- highway is finished it will have a tunnel one mile long. The tunnel to date has been driven 1480 feet. VERNALr-Repo- rts from the Uintah basin and Cache county indicate that bees did not winter well in those lo-calities, it was reported to the state board of agriculture recently by D. H. Hillman, state apiarist. The unfavor-able winter weather resulted in the loss of many bees. It was found that there was a shortage of stores in many parts of the state, Mr. Hillman reported, and those who fed their bees late in the fall have laved many colo-nies which would have starved to death during the winter. MYTON Farmers of Uintah basin are advised to irrigate as early as - possible this year because snow on the watersheds is only 70 per cent normal, according to the word released at the offices of the Uintah irrigation project at Myton. Information con-cerning the available water supplies in the high altitudes was gained from the forest service. The figures may vary, forest service officials report, because part of the snow stations on the forest have been moved to new locations during the past year. MANTI Six farm bureaus in San-pete county have been organized and will begin immediate activities, ac-cording to newly elected offices. Ster-ling, Manti, Fayette, Wales, Clarion and. Mayfleld bureaus are prepared to function. PRICE Price city will sell the real estate which it owns within Helper townsite, according to the city coun-cil, which men Tuesday evening. The property came into the possession of the city of Price years ago. It con-tains in part the right of way of the Price water pipe line. The council at Price will demand that the right of way be held inviolate before it makes the sale. Mayor W. R. Porter of Hel-per, city has indicated that the city is desirous of acquiring the property. , SHOSHONE Shoshone Falls Id ho, is numbered among the scenic wonders of the American continent, they are 52 feet higher than Niagara Falls. UNIVERSITY OF UTAH That more geological features exist in the state of Utah than in any other area of equal size in the world was assert-ed as an indisputable fact by Profes-sor Frederick J. Pack of the Univer-sity of Utah, in a talk addressed to the Business and Professional Wo-men's club at the Newhouse hotel recently. "In fact", the speaker added, "there are more geological features to be found in Utah than in any other ' area five timea Ita siiea in the world." PAVED WAY FOR i " MERKLE'S START Polite Tonsorial Operator Tips Owner Off to Player. It was recalled the other day how the unfortunate Merkle a really tal-ented playertame to be signed by the Giants. John T. Brush, then owner of the Giants, signed up Merkle without Me-Gra-knowledge. Brush, It seems, wandered to Mt. Clemeus, Mich., in search of health. He found the wa-ters there of great benefit to his wasted frame. While in the place Bruth formed the habit of visiting a certain barber for his dally tonsorial work. Later when Brush arrived In New fork he told --McGraw, "I've got a new first sacker for you, John." "Is that so? Who recommended him?" "Oh, a barber In Mt. Clemens,'' ex-plained Brush without the least emotion. "Great scot, does he know anything about baseball?" ", "Can't say," rejoined the Glanta' owner. "But I like him. He never insisted on a shampoo after be had finished shaving me." The barber, in some way or anoth-er, learned that his subject was the 1 4 Fred Merkle. owner of the Giants. The razor-war-e- r was himself a fan, taking consid-erable Interest In the doings of the local nine. One day as Brush re-- 'cllned in his chair he put the ques-tion: "Are you looking for a great ball player, Mr. Brush?' The question was startling, but Brush answered: "Why, yes. I al- - ways am. That's my business." The barber forthwith mentioned Merkle, adding all sorts-- of encomiums to the , name. , "What does he play?" asked Brush, "First base," answered the tonsorial-'1s- t. Fred Tenney, Brush's first baseman, iwas getting old and slowing up. The ' Merkle suggestion looked like a hunch ) to Owner Brush. 'Send Mr. Merkle to the shop to--j morrow,' returned Brush; "I'll sign ' him up." Mr. Merkle came on the I morrow ' and attached his signature to a Giant contract. Brush didn't even take the trouble to see any of his wares. Abounding Power Fact All the crashes of lightning In the world produce, at any given time, power equal to less than of the light and power companies In the United States, according to computations based on estimates of F. W. Peck, Jr., consulting engineer for the GenernI Electric company. There is an average of 1,800 thun-derstorms In progress In the world at any one Instant, according to Mr. Peck. These give 300,000 flashes per hour, of 1,500,000 horsepower operat-ing continuously. This is compared with the 82,500,-00- 0 horsepower capacity of generating stations In the United States. Ohio Village Reborn Ohio's old town of Schoenbninn, two miles southeast of Clevelahd. Is the state's newest village as well, for It now has one house, which Is more than It has had In more than a cen-tury. This structure Is a copy of the log cabin built by Rev. David Zelsbcr-ger- , Moravian missionary, who found-ed the settlement May 3, J772. By August of that year. Schoenbrunn be-came a thriving settlement of some sixty houses of hewn timber. Then the site was lost for 140 years, being discovered In 1023 by excavation. Beg Your Pardon Harry Is Mr. Bale In his room? Clerk Sorry, but there's nobody home on the top floor. Harry Oh, then I'll ask somebody else. i Michigan Middie Shines as All-Rou- nd Athlete Tom Wilson, youthful but powerful midshipman from Michigan, who la winning honors as a heavyweight wrestler, Is threatening the position ;of Russell Lloyd as the best all-- i around athlete at the Naval academy In Annapolis. i Wilson, weighing 210 pounds and 8 ' feet 3 Inches tall, though he is below i twenty years of age, Is the crack pitcher of the nine and twirled a wln-nln- g game last year against West Point. He Is also a change lineman .'on the eleven and a good man with the weights. Though It was taking a big chance with a crack pitcher, Wilson Jumped into the breach as a heavyweight wrestler when the squad lacked big : men, and Is winning regularly. Should he win a regular position on the elev-je- n next year, he will be In the run-- ! nlng as the Navy'g most versatile j athlete. Cantillon Made Use j ,: of Wrong Language ; Moe Berg, now with the White j Sox, played under Joe Cantillon & once. Berg speaks four or five x j languages, but that didn't keep him from missing a f sign one day. 5 ijSj "Moe," Cantillon said to him, j "which language 'Is it you talk S best? Let me know and I'll use it the next time I give you a j I sign." , . j Offer Diamond Belt Jim Mullen, Chicago promoter, has ' offered a diamond-studde- elt for the i winner of the featherweight ellmina- -' tion series now Ib progress. Bul Tay-- I lor, Joey Sungor. Eddie Shea. Tony : Canzonerl and Benny Rasa, ai tha ! recognized entries. |