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Show Ore or six shots before your knew whether It's booze or not .' The members ot the senior class are now practicing on writing; class prophesies pro-phesies and strange to say 'that most ,.-of ,.-of the prophesies wind up with one ' member of the class getting married to another of the said members. , .vr':; f: The swimming pool in the - school "' gym has. lost half its attraction since the board has put a ban on the swim-ming swim-ming parties. The way it is now five or six boys and their five or six sweethearts sweet-hearts cannot enjoy the swim at one and the same time. The ban has been lifted from the lamb and now we can have mutton chops every day. And when there's mutton in abundance who cares about the pork and beef? Wise and OtSisrwisc Some people say that sctne of the peddlers who make Bingham have iaUen into the habit of giving short weight There will be no more swimming parties in the gym, Mabel. That mode of pastime, recreation and pursuit of happiness was too good to last The powers that be have said so. The gent down town who Insists on wearing his collars out rather than having the laundry wear them out, is Hooverizing all right ' ' The Bingham youth who insists on kissing his girl over the telephone and gets so much satisfaction out of the experiment, must have a wonderful imagination. In spite of the rupture between Bingham and Jordan basketball quints there is at least one Binghamite who has become hopelessly infatuated with a Jordan chicken. .. Penny ante is growing in popularity with the lovers of chance sjnee professionalism pro-fessionalism has been partially suppressed. sup-pressed. - There is a boy in Bingham who. has a sweetheart an awfully eweet girl and he sees her every day almost. But on those days he does not see her he makes himself mighty disagreeable to the people he does see. : There is a girl in Bingham who is so modest that she cut the eyes out of the potatoes in her bath room. The social lion, the parlor rat, the woman fascinator, who won the love of so many fair maids while In town, has embarked for one of the Latin-American Latin-American republics. The "Cousin Jacks" had a call last week. There Is one thing about the stuff they sell in Bingham at 25 cents a shot, and that is that you have to take |