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Show Wise and Otherwise They say, that is the school boys do, that among the new students enrolled en-rolled there are a number of out of town flossies, and while they are all plum peaches, there is one so dazzling daz-zling ln personal charms, so wildly beautiful, so irresistably sweet and in everv way no lovable that a mere glance or an exquisite smile from her animates ar.d ' electrifies the young Beau iBrummels with such irrepressible ir-repressible devotion that they are unable un-able to think about anybody or anything any-thing except her. . In fact there are boys who have enrolled in school during the past few days who never had the slightest idea of such a thing some week? ago. It is all the rage now, and all the boys are sprucing up and trying to act in such a way as to make a good impression and possibly pos-sibly a hit with her. Some of them are trying to write poetry and others are trying to think up a lot of nice things to' say to her. Jealous? You j bet. Even some of the boys are thinking how nice it would be if all the other boys were in Flanders or Purgatory, or some place of the kind so they would be out of the way. Some of the boys have almost worried wor-ried themselves sick trying to think out some soothing, softening, enveloping envel-oping method in the gentle art of making love, and these are the boys who as yet have not.had the pleasure of an Introduction; but they are hoping hop-ing and praying that their fine physiognomies, physi-ognomies, classic profiles, chiseled features, splendid physiques and their manly bearing and gentlemenly conduct con-duct will win for them favor in the eyes of this angelic this goddesa of love this queen of the canyon. That's what one of the school boys, a lovely young man, told us. He's in love and he had to. tell somebody. He couldn t tell the girl. So he told It to the press. May socess attend his adventures. His name and address 'for a postage stamp. Two car loads of Bingham boys went down to lhi last Friday night to attend a dance. The dance was fine, but nothing to compare with the watermelon patches they raided on the return trip. V The Monarch Thentre has opened ; again under new management and Is showing some classy pictures. It has started off well and gives promise of soon becoming the leading movie theatre the-atre iirtown. Two nice boys of the camp were observed taking one girl to the Mac- ! cabee dance one niRht last week, nut one of the guys from the cigar stand beat them both out and succeeded in taking the girl homer Ofifcers who are expecting to succeed suc-ceed themselves- in office must be good from now until election i . Hereafter It will be inappropriate to have wet goods shipped from California Cali-fornia to Bmgham branded as olives. I There was one humorist ln . that bunch of I. W. W.'s convicted at Chicago Chi-cago and be was a coon. This black was given a sentence of ten years, j and as he was led from the court j room by an officer he smiled broad-, ly and remarked, "Judge Landis is , using poor English today; he makes j bis sentences too long. t The boys here who used to play I poker were talking about the good I players who have long since Joined . the colors when a letter from A. 11. Nehl brought to the mind of one of the par.ty that eventful night in room fl when Nehl held four Jacks and ( Johns (now a (Lieutenant in the ar-' ar-' my) held four queens. Nehl was sure he had a winning lu.nd and backed his Judgment with his last simoleon and then put up his watch and Jewelry and waa sorry he, did not have more to stack up, bo sure was he of winning. win-ning. When the show down came Johns laid down his four queens and raked up the spoils, and the boys fy that Nehl. looked like an elephant had stepped on him. The big strike called for last Monday Mon-day resulted In a strike out without a aingle score being recorded. It was three men up and three down, the star batter not being able to reach first base. |