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Show Wise and Otherwise , For information as to the best place of amusement in town, enquire of the postmaster. .. It is a fact that sometimes a fellow gets his friend nominated for office when he would fain have him defeated in order that he himself might laud a nomination, .',., Who was it that made boon companions com-panions oV the spider and the fly; that made the lion and lamb lie down togetner; that welded the wooden handle on the pewter dipper and, effectively ef-fectively mixed the water and the oil? Ask Judge Dunlavy. Alloysius has returned from the Yellowstone park, but if the little girl iu Colorado and several other aspiring damsels knew what he did there it is sale to say that there would be trouble trou-ble in the camp- The young fellow who has been away for some time but who has now returned and is congratulating himself him-self on how good his girl has been since he's been away will have another an-other thought coming if he could only find out what's been going on since lie's been away, if someone would only be good enough to furnish him the particulars. After the convention is over there are many statesmen who have had to sacrifice their ambition for the good of the party while many unworthies have been named as standard bearers. The armed soldiers of democracy of Bingham are presenting a solid front for the coming election. Some girls think it is improper for some other girls to call on a fellow while he is undergoing treatment in the hospital, but at that the girl who interposes is liable to drop her candy when she enters a protest about such visitations. It will be a case of Baum meeting Baum when Guy meets Alger. It is generally understood that N. A. Standish is in confinement but we are unable to learn who is attending him. Now that the teachers are beginning begin-ning to come in for the opening of school we presume that many of the old stiffs about Bingham will begin to shine up a bit. Some of them need a little shinning. |