OCR Text |
Show TIIK HUE, 2 Mr. Whitaker is a union The woman at the postoffice on a man ami poses as a laboring man. He is a pretty good sort of a fellow, but w e rainy day is perhaps one of the most doubt if his election for the place will feai fid things in nature. Friday, during the height of the storm, a stream of have the desired result. Few real men Mood at the general delivery laboring men are to be found in the window. A woman blew in with a Democratic ranks. I he times are I et-lthan they hae he n for ears, and dripping umbrella. She did not lower it. What was the use -- she was going the honest man who earns his bread by out right away. She marched up to hard toil will not vote to reinstate the the lu ad of the line crowding nut the oM condition of Democratic misrule man at the window. The water from and soup houses and this despite any the umbrella dripped down the shirt effort to inculcate the belief that the collar of the next man, who stood it Democratic party is the friend of the like a martyr. She called for letters poor man. the laboring man. By the for all of the family, and then asked election of Whitaker the local bosses the clerk if he wa Mire he had looked of that party virtually admit that the is carefully. An she flounced around to cause hopeless, because none of them leave the umbrella knocked off a man's love laboring men, they simply recognhat. Then she attempted to lower the ize the common people, when by so dois thing, and the handle punched a fat ing there an opportunity to ride into man in the Ibuting ribs. The man power. We condole with Whitaker, a good picked up his damaged hat and made iran started on the wrong track. his escape, while the fat man apologized for being on earth. labor vote. Women at the Poioffce. er Knlrrml tl ibe lul Office al Sail LaleOljr, ibruuyb Ihe mail. SabtiripIlMi iJ tin u fur lratuliun alirr. Rat: . one jear a'rit lif la alf attce NU iiiublha.klricilj In toltanre tl 01 1t all eounlrlea embraced In the Ctlerl IVUl ...... .t..V) lition.ne jear.nirlctly lo udrunoc DimMlIimiMii: If ihe paper la bwldralred beyond the dtle aubrrlbl for, week before notice by Inter abouid b yiren al lcai All be arreara toual paid. the lerrn ripirea. AdvertUlaf KiUi: lire baa the larrci circulation of any weekly new-l-publlabed la Utah, and I therefore an ad erlUiny medium of rcciml(od tnerll. Hatea will be made known lo ar on application. Remittance: All Urafw, 1 Office or Lipre lolahould be money order and Hey- addread and made payable to iered Leltera BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. Ay Commercial St., Salt I akc Cl y. luMwher NfcWMANLIHN "Journalists CURRENT TOPICS. M the invasion of newspaper offices by women who are just dying to become journalists, 'I'm-Bi:i: offers the following advice: When you go to interview a man put a pencil behind each ear and also stick one in your back hair. This is important. Write down anything that pops into your brain reservoir, and pay no attention to what the man is saying. If he denies the interview', you can call him another. Roast a man whose hospitality you have received; and then apologize for the accident, and saddle it upon the printers, the office boy. or the office cat. 'J his is journalism of Yellow Kid variety, and it is smart. It is better to have the questions written for you at the office, and, after you have fired them at your victim, you can fill in the answers yourself. This is considered very smart. Do not pay any attention to spelling, grammar, nor to those horrid punctuation marks. Let the editors and printers fix that that is what they are paid for. It is not necessary to confine yourself to facts; or the subject. Use the big I liberally, and fill the article with what you did and what you thought. This is highly interesting to the public. Keep this up about twenty years and perhaps you will then be worth $10.00 a week, on a real newspaper, In view of The Republican Ticket. In looking over the Republican city ticket one can not help but be impressed by the quality of the men upon it. After the two years experience with a city government composed principally of ignorant and incompetent politicians, it must indeed be a to realize pleasure to the that they are going to have an opportunity to replace these incompetents with a good class of business men. Never in the history of Salt Lake City has the councilmanic ticket presented to the people, by the Republican party, been surpassed. Throughout the city they have nominated men whose names, in themselves, are a guarantee to the people, that the city affairs will be conducted in a businesslike manner. tax-paye- rs Democratic City Ticket, If the Democratic city ticket should carry with it a majority vote of the people, that vote would be practically an indorsement of the methods that have maintained in the city government during the last two years and would in our minds leave the intelligence of the open to the severest average tax-pay- : er criticism. We believe the thinking will never consent to the perpetuation in office of such men as have been The election of George A. Whitaker as chairman of the Democratic renominated by the Democratic party. campaign committee is a bid for the tax-pay- er Whitaker as Chairman. The Democratic Ph form And where is it all to end? 'The convention last Democrats nut in Thursday ard adopted a platform which does not contain the name of William J. Brvan. Can it be possible the Nebraskan is losing bis hold upon the unterrified of Utah, or does the platform represent the real sentiments of the bosses who wrote it and jammed it down the throats of the rank and file composing that gathering? Time was when Bryans name had power to raise a Democratic convention off its feet and send men wildly beating the air and shouting with their tongues hanging out, and yet when one of the speakers referred to it the other day there was no more applause than if McCunes name had been mentioned in a crowd of honest workingmen. At this rate we shall soon hear of the Democrats of Utah repudiating 'Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson and a few others whose spirits have usually been called up when schemes were being hatched to raid the country for spoils, and substitute Grover Cleveland as the only ginuine article. The Latest Accession. Miss Helen Gould, of New York, has organized a crusade to stamp out in Utah. We appreciate polygamy Helens motives, but suggest that there Is a large missionary field in New York City among its best society. |