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Show IK THE BEE. JUVENILE JOKES, Both (seeing; feathers off, excltelly)"Look, theres a hen boiling; over. I wonder where all Ethel (aged C) the clergymen come from? Frances (aged 5) "I suppose the choir boys grow up Into ministers! Charley, you should not say that air.' It Isnt proper. A few days after the father brought home an airgun, whereupon Charley said: "Papa, what must I say when I want to say that airgun? The pupils of a school were asked to .give In writing the difference between a biped and a quadruped. One boy gave A biped has two legs the following: a and quadruped has four legs; therefore, the difference between a biped and a quadruped Is two legs. A Boston teacher had been giving a .familiar talk on zoology to a class of In a grammar school. To test their intelligence he said In the Who can tell course of his remarks: me the highest form of animal life?'-little girl held up her hand. Well. shouted Mary, The Mary? lds or slocks. "There is money on ihe right side a hen shaking; somo ct it it ent 'mu: '!u Effect I'Vbruuury TAiu.i:. 5, 198.) LEAVE SALT I.AKE For Provo. Grand Junction and all points east 9:00 a m Vo I -- For Provo, Grand Junetion and 7:40 p n all points east Vx6- - For Bingham, Ml. Pleasant, Manti. Rich Held. Bel knap and 8:00 am all intermediate points vo. 3 -- For Eureka, Payson. Provo and 5:00 p in all intermediate points 7o. 3 -- For Ogden and the West 9:10 p m so. - For Ogden and the West 12:30 p m No No. 2 -- 42-- Park city For . . . STOecilROKERS. 5:oo p. m. CITY. AHHIVF. AT SALT LAKE From Bingham, Provo. Grand 12:20 p m Junction and the East No. 3 From Provo, Grand Junction and the East 9:05 p m No. 5 From Provo. Bingham. Eureka. Belknap. Richfield. Mantland 5:25 pm all intermediate points hy-en- a, No. 2 -- From Ogdeu and the West. .. . 8:50 a in No. 4 - From Ogden and the West 7:30 p m seriously, but triumphantly. Repress-,in- No. 7 From Eureka. Payson. Provo. a smile, the teacher said, Is it and all intermediate points. . 10:00 a in 41 . No. 9:45 am. From Park City a Is the hyena Mary? Think again. Only line running' throug'h Pullman Palace very highest? Dont answer too quick- Sleeping ears from Salt Lake toSan Francisco, Salt Lake to Denver via Grand Junction, and Oh, now 1 Salt ly; take your time. Lake to Kansas City and Chicago via No. ..PiiRY & H m k. Private Wire to Chicago iod New York. 1 g know, cried Mary; its the giraffe. Colorado points. Through tourist or family sleepers without change, to Kansas City, Chicago and Boston. CURIOUS FACTS. Free reclining chair cars from Salt Lakr to Denver. No close connections. Safety, speed Next to our grape wine It Is believed and change; comfort. 'that Japanese sake, or rice wine, is the Ticket Office, 103 4V. Second South Street Iostofilee Corner. oldest alcoholic beverage known tc 10 West Second South Street rand 12 to 15 Walker Bank Building. 631 Grain. Telephone Telephone ;60eMlning Stocks. ' O. C. man, its use in Japan dating back ovei 2,000 years. of Commonwealth a conmakes avenue extension tinuous avenue 120 feet wide from the Public Gardens to the Charles river in Newton, 11.14 miles. France has set up about three hundred monuments to more or less disThe completion DODGE. Vice-Preside- F. M and General Manager. S. H. BABCOCK. Traffic Manager. A. Wadleioh. General Passenger & Agent. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS OF The NAhiskies Win People's tinguished Frenchmen during the last twenty-fiv- e years, and there are now 127 committees collecting money for more. . .... CO. Favorite Brandies Trains leave and arrive at Salt Lake City as follows. effect Cigars . . . (In July 25th, 1897.) Railroad and Steamship Tickets on sale to all parts of the world. Leave: The Overland Limited for Chicago. St. Paul St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas City, Denver and Park City 7:00a.m. In Effect Feb. 5, 1898. The Fast Mail for Chicago, St. Louis, Omaha Kansas iCty and Denver 6:25 p. m. Arrive: Trains arrive and depart at Salt .ake City The Overland Limited from CULLEN HOTEL BAR Chicago, St. daily as follows: St. Paul Louis, Omaha, Kansas City, Park DEPART. 3:10 n. m. City and Denver The Fast Mail from Chicago, St. Paul, St. NO. 274 STATE STREET For Chicago. Omaha. Denver. Kansas City, St. Louis, Ogden and Park Louis, Omaha, Kansas City and Denver 3:30 a. m 7 00 a. m. City GRAND PACIFIC HOTEL BAR. For San Francisco. Ogden, Cache Val8 00 a. m. Only one night on the road to Omaha, two ley and intermediate points For Ogden, Denver.Kansas City, OmaL0UIs, Other lines j 215. SOUTH ' MAIN STREET. one night additional. ha, St. Louis. Chicago and intermeThe Union Pacific is the only lino through to 6 25 p. m. diate points. above points without change of cars, and the For Ogden, Butte. Helena, Portland, ' and San Francisco only line operating Buffet Smoking and LiH; 45 p. m. brary cars and Pullman dining cars, with 11 F;r Eureka. Mercur, Provo, Nephi and 12 houia quicker time to Missouri river 7 50 a. Sanpete Valley and Chicago respectively. For Provo, Nephi, Milford, Frisco and intermediate points 6 00 p. m. fMixed train for Garfield Beach. City Ticket Office, No, 201 Main Street. Tooele and Terminus 7 45 a. m AIUtlVK. Te I c i l.f ne, No. Ctft. A4rsWL Royl? & Hempstead... From Chicago. Omaha. St. Louis, II. M. CLAY, General agent Kansas City, Denver, Park City and 3 10 p. m. Ogden ATTORNEYS-AT-LAFrom Helena, Hutte, Portland. San ir and verinediate Francisco, Ogden 9 05 a. points Offices Over Wells, Fargo & Companys Bank, 8 OHoi Sill From San Fran. isco. Cache Valley, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. 15 and intermediate Ogden p. From Chicago, Omaha, St.points....; Louis, Kansas City. Denver and Ogden 3 30 a. m. From Frisco. Milford and intermediate points 9 35 a. m. TUTTLE Daily Time Table in Efftct September 20. From Mercur. Tintic, Provo, Nephi, Sanpete Valley and intermediate Leave Arrive Leave 6 20 p. m. Points Farming-to- n Lagoon & Salt Like Mixed train from Terminus, Tooele &. Fa Live 4 00 p. in. and Garfield Beach Lagoon. Trains south of Juab run daily except Sun- 7 :0 a. m 7:40 a. m. .. 8:00 a. in 8.40 a. m Real Estate Dealers. . (Opposite Knutsford Hotel.) and SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. W. lit ; C)i rin-ingto- a. m 3:00 p. m 6:00 p. m day. 9:UO tDaily except Sunday. W. II. nt Bantu oft, and General Manager. . . . n. 9:40 a. m... 10.00 a. m 10:40 a. m 3:40 p. m..,. 4:00 p. m.... 4:40 p. m 6:40 p.m... 7:00 j). m 7,40 p. m Citv Ticket Office Under Masonic Hall Additional Sunday and Holiday trains. Corner Second South and West Temp'e. 11:00 a. m. and 10:0 p. m Leave Salt Lake. W. Kccles, D. K. Briir.EV, 12:00 and 2:00 p. in Leave Lagoon Gen. Trf. Mgr. Gen. Pass. & Ticket Agent. Vice-Preside- fir? SIMON BAMBERGER, Gen. Mgr. J. 4V. ILIKLY, Iasser.gir Agent. BARGAINS FOR RENT, FOR P. S. Only Complete Kent List in the City. losaraiKe. sale! 149 TON ST. 510 Pooly Block. |