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Show Way Out of the Difficulty. "Officer, what Is the charge against these two men?" asked the court "Disturbing the peace by scuffling." "Your honor," piped one of the accused. ac-cused. "We wasn't scrappin'. I wu tellln' him 'bout n fight dat de Roos-hans Roos-hans won, an' he sez dat I didn't pronounce pro-nounce de name right. Den I called him a liar, an' den he hit me, an' I hit him back. Dat wuz all, your honor." "Discharged. But hereafter when you fellows have a dispute about a foreign name delete It. That's the way the censors do, and they never get hit." |