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Show It i ) ..t . HAT0RDAY. KEITEMBEB 12, 1923 r AMERICAN- t-vHK CITtZiy OWL-LAFFS o. w. l. tOn With Lighter) County and General Kevs County rail- Work Progressing SATURDAY, SEPTFatt of the Fair", and receive a cwh prlxe, together with other hooort of the ALPINE NEWS Mrs. t: Bates. Reporter. A pretty Kir! Is Just the reverie Of a Hucconeful bank. In her caee, the higher the) principle, the lose the intercut, - "What we rieetl Ih better distribution," distribu-tion," mid the hald man, at he prepared pre-pared to share. Old lady (to druggist): "I want a box of canine pills." Drugghit; "What's the matter with the dog r Old Lady (Indignantly): "I want you to know, air, that my husband ia a gentleman." The druKKlst put uj the pills in deep alienee. TO THK MODERN GIRL laugh, and the world laughB with you Wttep and the rouge conies off. "Women are heroic creatures," "Yesterday my wife eat and smiled and talked to a caller while a cake in the oven was burning to a cinder and she knew it. ; Very tew children get home In time these evening to tuck their parents In bed. A LADY IJVMRNTS Ah! tell md, nhall I love him lees HccauHe he Htole a kiss; Shall I begrudge one Hinall carens No one wilhever wis?' Or shall I lightly look away Excuse' his brief digress. And tell him when he comes today Of my forgiveness? I'm quKe annoyed about that kiss; Perhaps I shouldn't be The rrtiw for my pique 1a this He did not steal the kiss from me. Another sure sign that a fellow's getting old Is when he is no longer accused of Infidelity by a suspecting wife. Guests at the home of Mr. aud Mrs. David Bateman during tie past week were Mr. aod Mrs. ilernell Bateman and children of Lohi, and vff ifonrv Warm and Mias Fern MaUtrom of Murray Mr. and rMrs. Oral 'McGregor and baby daughter of i'ark City, were week-end guests of Mr. McGregor's ini Mr. and Mrs. Thotua.s Mc Gregor. , A fine baby boy arrived at the home of Mr. and 'Mrs. Ralph Sanith, Friday. Mother and babe are doing nicely. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Bradford and little son, Larkln, ot Magna, were Sunday guests of Mrs. iMvld Wilkin and Mr. and Mrs. . Benjamin Bate. Vera Healey,lanyl Beck. Marian Reich. Ilia Bennett. Irvin Balr, Myron Burgess, and Merel Jacobson, had their tonsils removed at the American Ameri-can Fork hospital Friday. All are reported re-ported to be getting along nicely. Mrs. Jane Johnson of Basalt, Idaho, is visiting relatives and friends in Alpine. Several cases of whooping cough have been reported during the past week tn our etty. contest, and crowainf ceYemony. - " . ui.. I tam nt that XiXOrAiM ,0 .Toaleuulwork are bow worttn out detaU, enlo" or iae - .v.! rular'and making, accessary arrinw. v.'.:'-ot-the County r ,(Queen contrt,t. . Theae de- aunt aBnterpriHe, returned houejmetUut "r ,ne Monday eve-' tails will be announced In local new- Saturday and will attend school in! mittee .which was J' Fsr ,g 1 M goon as they hare been de-provo de-provo this season. lnic. the work ot saufactor : finitely arranged. ' . Wc-n omle,a are Children under High .School -aga Mr: -and .-lwi4--Brt,---ilf4mwf yrS; , t f.jjr that h!i& 'should arrange to aee tba - Fair, oa an-- Mr-HroM Bair.-aad.. Mr. and ,i MiMJi.-. thursda or Friday forenoon,--- this Mrs. Josoph I... Balr attended the fun-jjet ln upel i 1 ta 1 . ' Super. ;tlnie having been designated and set Grant at Bountiful; Pro! " " . . , ' Ma hr the oommlttee as "unuareni jng, ' . : decoration, -Days , o- Professor W. H. Allen, poultry specialist specia-list with the University of New Jersey, and Professor W. F. Klrkpat- Lrick of the Storrs, Connecticut, ex-j ptfrirncnt station. The professor re-. turned to Utah with Professor Byron Aider, poultry specialist at the Agri cultural College, from a college poul try Instructors convention In Kansas. While here they visited the Ogdn plant "of, the Utah Poultry Producers i visor of the Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Ash have moved Into the Rowland place and will make their home here during Ut school season, Mr. Ash being the principal at our school. Sunday guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. I). J. Strong were Mr. aud Mrs. Fred Strong and children, of Pleasant Grove, Mr. and Mrs. Doughs Bountiful; ProM-'i i. J' . Lrf,r .: th-''Fair Bui n icharnf oi ui eral of Horace Sunday. .ifSiyinng. f all exmmis .. i...ii.i.,-!r ren!rtui tnai m - Above All Others, vuMU. hte the Fair Vld nii wlucn lvval Theory of Earthquake Some of rtie auclenU believed, that oll !) How the i v . s,n.1.! twcen University . raneou r j i Salt Uke City, Sept. 3. ' ' M J J W U eastern egg ueaiers ieei lowara ctai, aa,, Fjrs, eggs, as expressea 10 aiainierieu i r third parties, was toia recently uy I k a..kA earthquakes were cucu clouds nursnng mio iixoidibx would m! Sircfets, Moii.iiiv morning, epiv. (. n exhibits. Professor reported floor the building in that space larges Provo 21. to r Camp!.'!! even thou,;l; the in huiiding nt I1V Otlli'T hh i- siii'al'!' for holding a County PVr in -there is a greater demand ,,!r n,Hr suact- than theTe is availa-. bl,-. in Mu! huildinu. ; cwnmi-si.'.m.r A.'o. Smoot. Super- Livestock Department. - A. V. WAJLXJUuno LAWYER . Offlcs Dayt , Tustdays and Mdiyi," Bank of Amsrlesn Fork Building American Fork. Utah ' association and the farms of several W-rfd that arrange u,ns aao - madf fr tents in nuu w uuuoi. vUv of its member producers. "I found in New York," Professor j.Hi t-sV: k Allen told poultry association Execu tives, "an attitude among the dealers indicating If they could get all the Utah eggs needed for their trade, they never would bother buying from other points in the west, so superior are the1 Utah shipments." The association .believes this state ment from a New Jersey man par- ni-ing the Fair These will be er li"! JU across uie suc-i from the Fair Building, where it will be wry .-ainenlcnt for Fair visitors to sec the Livestock. L L Buunill; Supervisor of Agricultural Agri-cultural Di-fartnient. resrted that preparation and arrangements hi'!i are being made and the reports re-ports which are coming from growers, D. E. OLSEN Watch Maker and Jeweler Plain and Fancy Engraver. American Fork, Utah All Work Guaranteed. L ticularly significant and a signal tri- all point toward an excellent showing lot. wious: farm cntp8.ge.LabJe9.ana buti 1o the producers of ihis Stat o I, fruits Miss ttuby Smith, Supervisor of the ome ('.ronomics- ieparunent, re- jportt-il that a great .deal of. enthusiasm is Is'ing manifested by the women of the county. Committees in more than fifteen iwmmunitles of the county are arranging to show at the Fair, their finest ..home prepared foods, clothing and taiicy work. The 1925r2t school year at the Utah I J F. Skinner, Supervisor of the Rarnes and baby daughter, and Mrs. Agricultural College will open on -Junior Project Work, said that the It. K. Baxter, of Salt Lake, and Mrs. Monday, September 28, according to boys and girls are anxious to have Horace Larsen and children, of an announcement recently made by; Fair visitors see' the splendid results Castle Dale. I President Elmer G. Peterson. A hii !i they have obtained in their i number of faculty members will re- . summer projects on the farm and in Ralph I-irsen. who has made hisiturn to the institution this year after the home. U. A. C. Opens Monday September 28 jM Many ew Faculty Members Announced for Coming Year KeirKtratlon Flirnres Show Consistent Growth Uncle 8am Is to erect a barbed wire fence at El Paso to keep the rum-runners. If they ever spill any of the stuff on, the fence, good-by f enee. ' ' . ' . NOTHING SPECIAL lloorwalker (to gentleman who is wandering about in a puzzled manner) man-ner) : "Oan I help you? Are you looking ior anything special f . Oentlmnen (absently): "No. thank you; I was only looking for my wife." The first rule" of business Is to spend more than you take in. not A Texas man is reported to be the father of thirty-two children. It is not known whether be will apply tor homo for some time with his grandparents, grand-parents, iMr. and Mrs. D. J. Strong, had his tonsils removed at Pleasant Grove. Saturday and Is reported doing do-ing nicely. Mrs. Parley Moyle of ' Knterprise. was the guest of Mr. and Mrs. John F, Moyle the first of the week. Miss ICllzabeth Wllkins, who has spent the summer with her uncle and admission to the league of Nations or just let Amettca represent him for a while. AN AXB-IDENT There was a young salesman, named Phipps, Who married on one of his trips, A widow named Block, But he got quite' a shock When he found that there were six little chips? varying periods of graduate study. There will be' a very-splendid ex-These ex-These names include the following: jbit of various types of Fkte Arts. "You are getting too much poetry in your colyu'm," say & correspon dent. Trying to kid us There's never bcet any poetry in it yet. Hell hath no fury like a corn. woman s U. A. C. Fall Quarter Opens Monday. Sept. 28 High school graduates are urged to send a transcript ftf their credits to the Registrar's office at least two weeks before the opening of school. Ample board and room accommodations at reasonable rates are available in Logan. The Utah Apriciiltural College is, a fully ai'iTCtlinnl institution. otVcr-itii.' otVcr-itii.' standard graduate and midor-jjfniduato midor-jjfniduato t'Dui-svs in tiio schools of : Agriculture Home Economics Commerce and Business Basic Arts and Administration Science Agricultural Engineering Mechanic Arts and the Department of Education. Catalog and illustrated circular sent on request. UTAH AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Logan, Utah H. J. Frederick, Professor of Veterinary Veteri-nary Science, who returns from study in Europe; F. D. Daines, Professor of Political Science, who is receiving his degree of Doctor of Philosophy from the1 University of California this summer; sum-mer; 0. W. Israelsen, Professor of irrigation and Drainage, who was granted the Doctor's degree at the University of California last spring; George" Stewart, Professor of Agronomy, Agron-omy, who has returned from a year's study at the University of Minnesota; Herbert J. Pack, Associate Professor of Zoology and Entomology, who receive.! re-ceive.! his Doctor's degree nt Cornell University last spring, and Ezra G. Carter, Assistant Professor of Bac teriology and Physlcology who returns re-turns from the University nf Michigan Michi-gan with the degree of Doctor of Public Health. A significant addition to tlo' facutty list for next year is Jbe name nf Dr. E. C. Branson, Professor of Rural Sociology and Economics at the University Uni-versity of North Carolina, who, will teach at the Institution during the fall quarter. As a teacher Rjui writer Dr. Branson has won nationwide-'distinction aa an authority nn the social and economic problems of rur.i! life. Other new facutty members an-. ,nounced for the coming year include: Kenneth C. lkeler, formerly professor ot Animal Husbandry at Ames, I.iwa, to have charge of the DeVyrtm.-nt of nimal Husbandry: J O. Ellsworth, Associate Professor of Auripul'ural Economics; Bdward, Bock. swtant Professor of English; Walter W'oltl, (Assistant Professor of English; Don na Jones, Instructor in Kntilisit and Public Speaking; HeK'n Knot;, in structor in Textile and CI .',!;'n Wilford Cole, Instructor in Manufacturing. . o- Englith Nobility The hluher nobility, or ... ,r , England consists of the :, . Duke, marquis, earl, v'.s un baron. All persons ho'.d.n i: ure itieuiters uf the ii; ) .-- ; parllauntit, where they o temporal. The u ret,). is!.- e - . tahllshed church me , r: . ; spiritual. They are i- : j realm, but have seats - .. house. iSAVE YOUR MONEi Vne k x ef T ;" ,C " . : l 4lt a f.. . ; .'i --, ' and I 'airy of u.ks: and t.'les of rds es-rds es-rds r h rper according to Harold R, Clark, Supervisor Super-visor of the Fine Arts Department. Utah County is looked upon as the Aft center of the1 State, if not of the Intermountain West, and the work of her best professional arrfsts will be on display, as well as rh,if f student artists J. A Owens, Chairman ef Knter-tainnolit, Knter-tainnolit, reported that the City cfflclals of the various towns of the county were entering into the Fair work with u very fine spirit of co-operation and 'hat they had-expressed a willingness ' do their share in making the Fair a success. Each town is preparing ;'s portion of the continuous program which will be Riven. -at. -thy Fair Bu'ldina; from to 9 p. m each-iUy aijd evening of Mie Fair. Acconlina; to Ket-d 'arnicft and Gunner Uassmussen. Coimiiitteetnea of the ' Queen of. .the Fair" contest, there will be a lot of keen, friend! v. rivalry! developed between the" vari- j ous towns in the choice of ;be most i beautiful and popular itirl in' Utah' County, who will be roWned 'guee'nl Jfit U 1 . K. i v A', Are Your Teeth in Bad Shape? If you have a ba.l tooth, perhaps vvhat you need is a goU crown to cover it. It some teeth are missing, they can be rcplacr.l by what is calle.l bridework, v hii'h nieans that :vv teeth are listened in by att.ii-fu'nir thr;n to other natural teeth in your mouth. Or maybe yoi need artificial plates, which can be hiadr so natural looking that it is nor easy to tell them trom real teeth. The best place to lave this ftind of dental w rk dour is. at an office where Registered ),-ntivN ,1Sf the E. R. Parker Sn'cmi. becati.se these dciltists make sp;Vi., arr.ii!,,.,., vviui out -ot-town tn ton so t. fewer vis.tr re i-.-o nn don't have to- call Price are always no char is trad- t ... 1 .. i : . m i itou au ire i nerc au ofrices wher,. t1(. F. R...ya; tern is i;ed. Painless r.jitcr Dentist ' Usi-ig' thv r. 'R, PRKI k ssiLM 176 South Main, Corner Second South '- Salt Lake City, Utah nt tnd voa so o"!c:i. '.i-on.iMe, and t vrnman'orn itftv-one ker Svs- Lasting Repair Work Auto repair work done-lasts longer and m cheaper. We'll save you ffi,J your, repair bills, j " We Fix All arakM Ford I'arls In tH' Once a customer ilWln niHtoraerl ' I SERVICE GAEA Howard Green, h Telephone 173-t American For BETTER BREAD MEANS BETTER BABIES and -. THERE'S NONE BETTER THAN I " Ask Your Neighborhood Grocer For It ROYAL BAKING CO. "S Salt Lake i jfW t-Aaaa 3 L ii for Economical Transportatio n tri m mil tHSieT'-i '.,-.4 M, r . ..'fOlfl; . . wi mm. 'Warn f Si ft:;. t X Chevrolet hat now built 2,000,000 tr-nJ JST world'i largett manufacturer of utomobile wu-lidlng wu-lidlng gear trantmiatioa. ' ThU achievement haa been made powible Chevrolet haa met the great public demand quality car at low coat. Chevrolet ha a construction typical of the hlg priced car; powerful economical motor n.a,u clutch, hodiea of beautiful detlgn, doaed ''"her, Duco finish, interior of cart beautifully uhstantially upholstered and fully appointed. Be mre to we theae cart and learn how much uto' mobile you can really get for little money. ,695 TrutkCh" JJ Alt tricu . o. fc. Flint, MUhlt MARTIN lEIEOTTOOr- American Fork, Utah J .1. |