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Show A CHAPTEIt OF AICIUE.NTS Tho following l going Its periodical period-ical roundB of the press and wo paBB It along. "Wo once know a man who was too stliiKV to tako tlio newpaper lu his horn" town and ulwaya went over to borrow his neighbor's paper. One evening he sent Ills sou ovor to borrow bor-row tho paper and while the noti was on tho way ho ran Into a largo stand ?K of-bees and In a fow minutes his face H looked llko a summer squRsh. Hear- . H' lug tho agonized cries ot his son, tho fM father ran to his osBlstanco and, in htim doing so. ran Into n barbed wlro .., fence, cutting a handful of flesh j, WH from hlB anatomy and ruining a 4.00 $ 141 pair of trousors. Tho old cow took . l advantage of tho liolo In tho fence, got Into tho com Held and killed her- ; Self eating green corn. Hearing tho g racket tho stingy man's wife ran out M ot tho houBo, upsotung a iour ki m churn full of cream Into a baBkot of S kittens, drowning tho wholo flock. . 9 Sho Bllppcd In tho cream and foil mm down stairs, breaking her leg and a , JH J19 sot of falso teeth. Tho baby left , ( HI alone, crawled through the spilled iiU cream Into tho parlor ; andr lined a i 111 $40 carpet. During the cxcltcmont l ig tho daughtbr eloped with tho hired & ik man, taking tho family savings bank 3 with them. Tho moral lB1that,OV0'ry jl i man should bo a subscriber to his m M I homo papor. Su W |