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Show o THE FAIUIb'll oiiya old man llasklus, with a frown, That (hero ain't much use In movln' to town, And crowdln' into a four room flat Where thero ain't utiff room to hang iour lint. tVhcro eggs coBt about a nlcklc apiece, And butter is about like axel grouse, Vo gotta admit there's lots of charm in Jlvln' right out on the good old farm. A'hou tho wlfu and tho children want to go ud see a good movln' picture sliow, iVhou tliy're showlii' a pertlckler fancy fan-cy reel, ( klti get 'em thero quick in tho oat- inobilo. The town folks nlu't got uothiii' on us in splto of all their feather and fUBS, iVo got good pluiiibln' all through our place, And line wiibIi stands fer your hands and face, V bathtub, to.wo can till right quick, nd wo don't have to go Jump in tho crick, io fer as the ilay'u news Is concerned, i hero's durued low- things that wo hav'nl learned Vbout as sudden as one-two-three, ,or we've got a party phono you see, And wo nover aio lato in gettlu' our mulls, or tho rural delivery, It-nover fails. iVo do all tho tiling that city folks do Jill- child! cu go to tho colleges, too, And thero Isn't a durued novlnng- led Ideo That wo don't grab as quick as kin be. 0"vo got all tho latest In machines, We get all tho high toned magazines. Ve'o got now thoughts in our old think tanks, v . A quite u lot of dough In the bauks.' Vhen It comes to eats, why, we have to luff. We have got them till skinned by u mile and a half, ,. --! Fer "rubes" you can no longer putf us down. 'Hube" nowadays are all llvln In town. |