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Show 1 Not a Chance After getting married to his former for-mer secretary, he remarked: "Well, my dear, I suppose I must get someone to take your place in the office." "I've been thinking of that," replied re-plied the bride; "my cousin is just leaving school." "What's her name?" "John Henry Briggs," said the bride, sweetly. Once there was a man who thought he'd get ahead going to parties. He got a head. The Feel, of It "Aren't people funny?" "Yes. If you tell a man there are 270,678,934,341 stars in the universe uni-verse he'll believe you, but if a sign says 'Fresh Paint' that same man has to make a personal investigation." in-vestigation." Who Could It Be? A man with a little black bag knocked at the front door. "Come in, come in," said the father of fourteen children, "and I hope to goodness you're a piano tuner." |