Show CHIPS f R IP 5 ALLEN t that hat is horn bom of yoman woman is of few days and full of ab lii when wen 1 he ie talks of southern constitutions HAVE you read fog Wor alien nAllen S csc on constitutions the rhe gentlemen avido evidently took hold of the ahe h hot qt end he e aft 5 I 1 ia kled so r va i i zap wiped ed a i aith it him im 1 that he has a that y fedun fe eun t 3 ever aiace y i i ai A wella may be a trick rider on a wheel and sit ait on a sofa on the stage but lie ie has never learned how to ride a caine or sit in the governors chair and d never will WE would suggest that prof gleason be recalled 0 and try his skill on the kickers in iii the republican camp cam p there is more of them to the square inch than anywhere in town THE republicans are now wishing for col ike and his barrel the sunshine has deepened into gloom and they are wondering if they have killed the goose that laid the golden egg THE republican campaign reminds one of a swarm swam of bees without a queen they are running around in all directions tumbling over and against each other fand then quieting down to a submissive group as though fate was against i them even the exuberant H harry arry mccallum has a dejected air as he vacantly gazes at the oquirrh range hoping against hope for the guns gulls of the lake or the inhabitants of the desert to pull the G 0 P F out of the hole COAL THE diamond is twenty five per cent better than any other coal in the market J W WHITEHEAD JB ja 10 W second south telephone THE plain double dealer of last week contained nearly three columns of bad english and worse logic trying to get out of the hole of duplicity but only succeeded in getting in its own filth up to its ears its weak attack upon several of the colored citizens of salt lake including chiding in the editor of the BROAD ax only create a smile of pity for 1 the poor wretch who has been caught in his own trap whom the gods would destroy they first make mad and this fellow is now mad enough to bite himself this crowd and their paper has been cc weighed in the balance and found wanting and their political obituary notice will appear in the ax inside of six weeks As aa there is a law against cruelty to animals we will desist from any more punishment between now and the funeral tux immortal gods are neither willing nor able to harm us |